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Guest Cerebus
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I would call this OMGFLUFF~! but that would indicate THAT THERE IS ANYTHING TO CALL FLUFF!

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WTF is this? It certainly doesn't belong in Current Events, and if this is the scope of your "contributions," neither do you.

 

Moved to General Chat. Maybe someone there will know what the hell this is all about.

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WTF is this? It certainly doesn't belong in Current Events, and if this is the scope of your "contributions," neither do you.

 

Moved to General Chat. Maybe someone there will know what the hell this is all about.

I only saw a clip of it on the news, but it looked like the kid was in a spelling bee and literally fainted.

Guest Cerebus
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Like that would stop you

True enough.

 

Even this is no longer in CE I declare this FLUFF~!!!!

Guest FrigidSoul
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I just saw a small clip of this. That'll teach those Hindu bastards to spell better than me...

 

*cries over 6th graders being able to spell better than him*

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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If anyone cares (silence), some nerd fainted after spelling Hadrulezibalidad or some crazy word, winning the SPELLING BEE.

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Sucka didn't even win. He jobbed out in the finals to some tiny nervous white kid who almost had a nervous breakdown when he read the last word.

 

I love watching how serious the commentators take it.

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OAO Little Weiner Kid (pictured above).

How much of a nerd can you be to get so nervous/excited to spell a word. Absolutely pathetic. And was this kid playing with himself while he passed out? Look at his hand! Dirty Dirty Spelling Bee Nerd!

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If anyone cares (silence), some nerd fainted after spelling Hadrulezibalidad or some crazy word, winning the SPELLING BEE.

Thats not what happened.

 

In the end, he ( David Tidmarsh, 14 of Indiana) defeated Akshay Buddiga, a 13-year-old from Colorado Springs, Colo., who had briefly collapsed on stage rounds earlier.

 

Within seconds of crumpling, Akshay stood up and, to the amazement of the judges, immediately started spelling his word: "alopecoid," which means like a fox. He got it perfectly, drawing a standing ovation.

 

He was led off stage for a medical check and returned for the next round.

 

Akshay made it into the final twosome while sitting on a chair at the microphone, looking weak, his questions to the judges barely loud enough to hear.

 

"To me, that's what you call grit," said Paige Kimble, the bee director. "It was an extraordinary circumstance."

 

Akshay competed under the watchful eye of his brother, Pratyush, who won the event two years ago. Afterward, Akshay's family said he would be fine but needed time to recover.

 

Crazy...alopecoid!

Guest Choken One
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Personally, I thought he was pulling a Hogan and trying to get out of jobbing to the kid that went over...

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Personally, I thought he was pulling a Hogan and trying to get out of jobbing to the kid that went over...

:lol: That was fucking good...

 

 

 

Man, if the kid get's this worked up over a WORD, imagine what he'd do if he was about to have sex for the first time...

Guest Choken One
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Girl: Hey sexy.

The kid: uh hello

Girl: want a blow job?

The Kid: Copulation? C-O-P-U-L-A-T-I-O-N. To engage in coitus or sexual intercourse.

Girl: What? So...wanna fuck?

The Kid: Can I have a Alternate pronuctionation?

Girl: Wanna Bang?

Kid: ?

Girl: uh yeah...

Kid: Can I have a definition please?

Girl: do you want to stick your dick in my pussy or not?

Kid: Dick? Pussy?

Girl: YOUR PENIS! MY VAGINA!

Kid: OOOOHHH THAT!

Girl: I give up...

 

:kid passes out:

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Negotiations must include some anal....oh, my bad, wrong topic.

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