The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

[1234-5678 0]

I didn't ask what I should say to them, I asked what are they going to say to me. I tell them that every morning, especially when little Janey AxlMorrison says "Daddy, why are you wearing that funny wig and football jersey?"

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

And day one passes by without me being selected. What are the wife and kids going to say?

Your kids are going to say that you have an inadequate internet penis, and the wife is going to cry and pound her fists on the floor, yelling about that theme park you didn't take her to last summer.

 

The kids'll kick you in the shins too.

[1234-5678 0]

And day one passes by without me being selected. What are the wife and kids going to say?

Your kids are going to say that you have an inadequate internet penis, and the wife is going to cry and pound her fists on the floor, yelling about that theme park you didn't take her to last summer.

Yeah but Dutch Wonderland sucks.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I dare someone to actually pick Kingofthe909

You should talk to Malibu about that. Picking someone with little to no talent is right up his alley.

Coming from a man who could only define less than no talent himself.

 

*clap, clap*

 

You impress me more and more with each passing page, JustSoYouKnow. Keep it coming, I'm sure someone will actually take you seriously eventually.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

And five rounds has officially ended.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

*realizes the mistake of hiring Scott Boras as his agent*

[justsoyouknow 0]

I dare someone to actually pick Kingofthe909

You should talk to Malibu about that. Picking someone with little to no talent is right up his alley.

Coming from a man who could only define less than no talent himself.

 

*clap, clap*

 

You impress me more and more with each passing page, JustSoYouKnow. Keep it coming, I'm sure someone will actually take you seriously eventually.

Whoah, you actually picked up on that. I'm shocked.

 

The only reason you got picked was because I gave you attention. Keep reaching for the stars, kid.

[Krankor 0]

Dutch Wonderland sucks.

 

Dutch Wonderland blows ass....never go there

[1234-5678 0]

Here's what i will need to sign my contract.........

 

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im trying to figure out why Honey would be VERY IMPORTANT

[Art Sandusky 0]

JSYK's right, X. We're buds and all, but had JSYK not picked you out to harass, you'd have never gone so fast.

[1234-5678 0]

Cause Axl said so, bitch.

 

 

Actually, I think it has something to do with it being really good for the throat.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I dare someone to actually pick Kingofthe909

You should talk to Malibu about that. Picking someone with little to no talent is right up his alley.

Coming from a man who could only define less than no talent himself.

 

*clap, clap*

 

You impress me more and more with each passing page, JustSoYouKnow. Keep it coming, I'm sure someone will actually take you seriously eventually.

Whoah, you actually picked up on that. I'm shocked.

 

The only reason you got picked was because I gave you attention. Keep reaching for the stars, kid.

Pick up on what? Oh, were you trying to imply that I have little to no talent?

 

 

I was actually just laughing at the irony of you critiquing anyone else's "board talent" (whatever the fuck that is), while taking in the fact that not only did my ploy work, but you played into it perfectly as well.

 

You're such a tool, and a dispensable one at that. Good luck talking down to other people, you'll need it.

 

EDIT:

JSYK's right, X. We're buds and all, but had JSYK not picked you out to harass, you'd have never gone so fast.

 

Oh I know, I was shocked when I saw that. I went before a lot more big names.

 

That just gives me even more credit for picking the right fight at the right time.

[spiny norman 0]

To recap after five rounds and one new addition to Team Kotz:

 

Team Kotz:

 

Kyliejunge

David Schwimmer

JustSoYouKnow

IDrinkRatsMilk

CobainWasMurdered

Slayer

Treble Charged

 

Team Malibu:

 

Zack Malibu

CanadianChick

Memoirs Of Chevy

Ripper

Vitamin X

FrozenBlockOfPiss

 

Team Frigid:

 

FrigidSoul

AgentOfOblivion

Alfdogg

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

NeverMortal

Angle-Plex

 

Team Anglesault Reserves:

 

Anglesault

Choken One

Man Of 1,004 Modes

KJ Brackish

Drury37

glensoe

Trivia247

-iB-

 

There are still currently 44 free agents remaining. With only four teams, how will this work out, as this would equate to one poster being left over? It's an awfully tense drafting currently. How will things pan out tomorrow? What will actually happen when the teams are finalised? Stay tuned to HD to find out.

 

Edited to include Kotz's first Round Six pick.

Edited June 9, 2004 by spiny norman

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Im trying to figure out why Honey would be VERY IMPORTANT

Silly milly! He wants to sit on you and sting your nose, like a bee. And then store his mightily tasty bee honey in your ripe preservative carcass to capture that extra human flavor!

[Art Sandusky 0]

With Team Kotzenjunge's 6th round pick in the books, selections are suspended until tomorrow when Malibu will kick us off again.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I was actually just laughing at the irony of you critiquing anyone else's "board talent" (whatever the fuck that is), while taking in the fact that not only did my ploy work, but you played into it perfectly as well.

 

You do realize that you were the one that initially said I was overrated, thereby starting the whole "board talent" argument, correct? The rest of your argument is nullified.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I was actually just laughing at the irony of you critiquing anyone else's "board talent" (whatever the fuck that is), while taking in the fact that not only did my ploy work, but you played into it perfectly as well.

 

You do realize that you were the one that initially said I was overrated, thereby starting the whole "board talent" argument, correct? The rest of your argument is nullified.

The piece wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but you somehow took offense to it.

 

It's alright though, whatever.

 

Look at Shadow Sovereign, he's trying to get picked and it's not working.

 

Get pissy with him, JSYK. Come on, do your part, you highly regarded poster, you.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Shadow Sovereign will get picked based on his own merit. You know, the fact that he's entertaining and memorable? You, on the other hand, needed as much help as you could get. I'm glad I could help you. I've done my good deed for the day.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Whaaaaaa!?!?!?!?!?. I was just trying to be cute to bring the chill to the heat of battle, that's all! I don't want any of you to from midbattle dehydration.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Shadow has great potential.

 

We're sending him a mercades...under the table of course.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I like Shadow a good deal. Make it TWO Mercedes.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Shadow Sovereign will get picked based on his own merit. You know, the fact that he's entertaining and memorable? You, on the other hand, needed as much help as you could get. I'm glad I could help you. I've done my good deed for the day.

The fact that you didn't (and apparently still don't) realize that you were/are a tool makes that completely null and void.

 

Not like it would matter anyways, since your greatest contribution to date has been....

 

well..

 

nevermind about it. Keep up the good work, JSYK!

 

Whaaaaaa!?!?!?!?!?. I was just trying to be cute to bring the chill to the heat of battle, that's all! I don't want any of you to  from midbattle dehydration.

 

Ahhhhh, you were just being an attention whore then.

 

That's cool, keep going I'm entertained.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Of all the favors I've ever received from under a table, that one causes my face the most grinning pain. Meaning, that's golden joy.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Not understanding anything:::

The phrase you're looking for is "Extreme Fireball."

[justsoyouknow 0]

EDIT:

JSYK's right, X. We're buds and all, but had JSYK not picked you out to harass, you'd have never gone so fast.

 

Oh I know, I was shocked when I saw that. I went before a lot more big names.

 

That just gives me even more credit for picking the right fight at the right time.

I like how you admit to being shocked, then you claim it was a ploy. When you make up your mind, you cum-guzzling gutterslut, let me know.

[Kardo 0]

Can you still sign up? If so add me to the draft too.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

In all honesty, Agent and Schwimmer are the only posters I'd rank ahead of myself. It was an injustice to see Canadian Chick ahead of me. Zack, consider me the Eli Manning of this ma'fucker. Move me or I walk. To be honest though, I'm surprised I went this early. I'm far too volatile.

[spiny norman 0]

I don't understand what the hell is going on here. This argument is bewildering and makes no sense, I'm not even sure what brought it all about.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Back on Page 8 we stopped taking people, but do you want to be on Anglesault's team, Kardo?