13th HOUR PREDICTIONS

[Guest Aecas]

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

Erf no prediction for this one as I have a feeling that anything could happen.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

They've both won 2 matches. At a guess I would say Dace, but it'll most likely be the closest match of the night.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

I think Mr. Maddix shall retain.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

With anyone allowed to enter 1-5 and any one of the stips involved theres no way I can predict a winner here. Lets just hope that the Masked Man still has some strength left when he comes up against Ebony.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

Another tricky one, but I think Toxxic has what it takes to pull through against this tough opponent.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

This new team of Crow and Duran will be victorious here I think.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

I'm going with Spike on this one. Come on mate!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

Mister Munich!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

I'll go with Ced to win.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

Belei'dat. I mean, come on...the title being defending and not changing hands. When was the last time that happened?

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

He's on a fucking role man. Dace, to set up Dace/Janus and much hardcore sadism.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

Insane. Which is why Grapplersaurus wins. I fear for what he chooses for the mystery stip though...I really do.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

Frig me. Toxx brings the Brit Pride and gets his win back, in what could be the show-stealer...

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

Well, despite the wacky stip being more favorable to the combined veteraness of Team Crowtorious, I still say the champs retain.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

More stip stip happiness. Johnny wins and WC smiles from above.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

The winning run continues on.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

OMGDZITZCED~!1~!! Ced to win.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

~ I will succeed, dammit. YOU WATCH! \m/

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

~ I have to back the resident horrorcore enthusiast. Janus/Dace DIAB for the World Title, anyone?

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

~ I have a Maddixtion.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

~ Ebony. Naturally.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

~ Siiiiiiilent... Siiiiiiiiiilent....

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

~ Big Cunt and Crow to win.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~ Hmm. I think I'll back..... SPIKE~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

~ Munchie.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

~ CED!

[Guest Tonights Highlite]

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

Probably Danny Williams, but Janus could definitely win.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

I agree that this will be the closest match of the night. I honestly don't know who to pick.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

I don't know who's match will win, but I always want the face go over in the huge blow-off match. This could steal the show.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

This match is perfect for TMM to win.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

I don't know, you'd like to see the old vet pull this one out, but I think the cocky young punk may get the duke. THey are very equal opponents, so no pick.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

Hollywood Boulevard, because I think they've been writing together longer.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Spike, with the upset. Although I really wonder if he has what it takes to beat Johnny in a cage match.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

Jay Dawg, because returning wrestlers always win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

No prediction, but take the comment above into account

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

- Danny will make Janus look like the second coming of Vader... and then beat him with the Buffalo Sleeper.

 

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

- I could have sworn that Dace won the 4th match on Lockdown... Anyway, I'll go with Dace in a mild upset.

 

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

- I dunno, I liked Maddix better as the Disciple, and I've always marked for Clark, sooo... Clark.

 

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

- This is rather different from the "Five Wounds" match that Johnny and I wrote; in fact, I think I'll post it, just for contrasts sake... Anyway, I'll go with IL, just because he loves wacky stips.

 

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

- Toxxic has teh mad SKILLZ0RZ, but I think that this stip works in favor of Silent.

 

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

- I haven't kept up to date with what Duran has going on, but for some reason, I don't think that he wants to be in a tag team as much as Crow does, so I'm picking the champs to retain.

 

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Don't listen to these heathens, Johnny; we both know you're going to win! (Y)

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

- It's a battle of rusty versus rusty as fuck... and I'm picking rusty as fuck.

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

- Last I heard, Ced was still inactive, so this match could just be to give Dustin something to do.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

- Danny.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

- Flesher.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

- Maddix.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

- TMM.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

- Toxxic.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

- Crow and Duran.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Spike.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

- Munich.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

- Ced.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Choko makey withy the predicty!

 

*Flik dressed in a female cheerleader gear does a little jig in it* YAH~! GO CHOKO GO~!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST~! GO CHOKO~!

 

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

Choko thinky thaty iffy Janus face Choko, Choko 'featy Janus. Since Choko canny 'featy Janus, Danny canny. Danny winny.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

Choko thinky Tommy winny, because Tommy needy to face Danny inny goody matchy. Dacy canny have goody matchy to, but Choko wishy Danny vs. Tommy.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

Choko notty biggy Clarky marky here *Flik snaps, "WTF? You're the one making the picky... I mean picks* So Choko picky Landy to winny.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

Masked Manny will notty winny. Aecy winny. Thatty Aecy do.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

Toxxy winny. Choko justy knows this.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

Toddy and Mikey winny and retainy. Newy teamy notty winny belty right away. Mosty time.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Johnny to retainy but Spiky will make it fun iffy Spiky winny.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

J-Dawgy winny.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

Ceddy the Teddy winny.

 

 

Choko thinky Dory canny make Dory predicty nows.

 

*Flik just glares at Choko*

 

...about time you little pest. You ever do that cheerleader thing again, and I'll make sure I smack you. Did you absolutely had to make me jump up and down in a freaking girls uniform?

 

*Choko just giggles* Dory made betty, so Dory owy up.

 

*Flik mutters* Stupid Flames losing to Tampa Bay.

 

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

This will be a hell of a match, but I predict Danny winning a close one.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

This will be a weird match, but I'm giving my nod to Tom.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

...oh fuck it, I'm the biggest Clark Mark around. He wins. That and I've seen some of his match. Which rocks, might I add.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

This is absolutely fucked up... Can we say... Insane Luchador for the win?

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

Toxxic wins.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

Like Choko, I think the tag Champions will remain that way.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Tough call, but I think Johnny really wants to keep his title he earned, so I think he'll be keeping it.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

Meh. Munich, since he's looked good since being back.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

Ced just because its Ced.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

Right down the middle here on pride terms. I presume Janus is finished by now. He'll take it by a hair.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

I have nothing to say.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

Maddix all the way.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

I think TMM will write a winner.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

Toxxic to keep recieving the god push.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

The tag champs retain against the whacky team.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

I've gotta go with Spike to finall make his mark.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

Munich as he gets back on form.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

Dustin to really kick things off for himself.

I'll go with Ced to win.

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Let the record reflect that I picked the winner in the Five Wounds match before I knew that Grappler was The Masked Man. I would now like to change my prediction to TMM.

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CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

- I could have sworn that Dace won the 4th match on Lockdown... Anyway, I'll go with Dace in a mild upset.

Well WC, my MATCH won, doesn't say that Dace Night won that match though.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

- I have to go with Danny here. It's going to be close, but Danny's just got that much more polish and the ability to write a long, well-paced match.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

- np

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

- Clark checks in, but he doesn't check out. Maddix for the win.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

- Superfly.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

- Toxxic.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

- Sunset Boulevard.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Johnny D.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

- Jay D.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

- Ryan Dustin. Cedric's got some rust to shake off.

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MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

Um... I don't think Janus vs. Toxxic is really that much of a draw (heel vs. heel and all that jazz)... so for that reason alone, I pick Danny.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

Dace wins the final match and takes his rub to the upper card with him.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

Landon to retain. No one can touch him at this moment.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

He asked for the match, didn't he? Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

Kibs is leaving, isn't he?

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

Crazy tag teams don't win tag matches.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Um... I think I prefer Johnny to retain at this moment.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

Is this a full on return for JD? If not... Munich wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

Eh... I don't know. Ryan should have less rust, shouldn't he?

[King Cucaracha 0]

Landon to retain. No one can touch him at this moment.

*puts on parachute pants*

[Toxxic 0]

Landon to retain.  No one can touch him at this moment.

*puts on parachute pants*

*touches Landon*

 

*gets sued*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

- I agree with WC. Danny will write Janus as a beast, only to choke him out.

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

- I want to say Tom, but considering Dace wrote 3 out of the 4 winning matches so far...DACEAGE~!

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

- Landon is your King and Savior. He just needs that one big feud to push him to main event status. Rando is not that feud, though.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

- Supes, because only he is crazy enough to write this match.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

- Toxx because Kibs is leaving and Toxx brings the awesomeness.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

The In Crowd© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

- IC to retain because Crow OD'd and Duran probably doesn't want to team with Crow anyway. Then again, I did not read his promo yet.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Me. Come on. I'm mad sexy. And damn it, I should pick myself to win. No one ever picks themself to win. I WILL WIN.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

- JD....or Munich.....JD.....or Munich......*coin toss*....Munich.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

- I like Dustin, but CEDO.

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CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Me. Come on. I'm mad sexy. And damn it, I should pick myself to win. No one ever picks themself to win. I WILL WIN.

What are you talking about? I picked myself to win all the time!

[janusd 0]

Let it be said that the Flik/Choko thing is still disturbing, yet strangely amusing.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Let it be said that the Flik/Choko thing is still disturbing, yet strangely amusing.

Choko: Why does Janny thinky Dory is funny in the weirdy way? Choko thinky Dory funny in normy way. As Dory is tickly.

 

S, shut up! He thinks I'm weird because of you!

 

*Choko wieldy Choko Hammy of Powy*

 

Choko: Whatty Dory say?

 

...um, I mean, I'm weird because I just am. Heheheheh... v_v; I'm going flying again, aren't I?

 

*Choko smashy Dory's arsy to the moony*

 

Choko: Heheheh...

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Creepy.

[Lightning Flik 0]

*sighs* Guess Choko and I over did it.

 

Firstly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must wield a hammer (as she calls it, "hammy of powwy", a.k.a. hammer of power).

 

Secondly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must strike down the true ego (or persona or whatever) if that ego says something utterly stupid in the beliefs of the alter-ego. Myself calling her the cause of all my problems is what she would think of as stupid.

 

Thirdly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must every now and then rip off or pay homage to another character in doing any action or something before her. Me getting hit to the moon is a rip off of Pokemon's Team Rocket Blastoff, but the wording (it's actually kick your arse to the moon) which is more or less in tact is a homage to Kidd of Chrono Cross (RPG, sequel to Chrono Trigger).

 

Fourthly, she was created in OAOAST, and was one of my two characters over there if you were wondering my connection to her and what she's all about. She just sorta takes over every now and then is all.

 

Creepy.

*bows*

 

Aim to please. However that pleasing may be. For your pleasure, my own, or for hers. I don't really care which. Just so long as someone is happy or creeped out, the job set out is done.

Edited June 11, 2004 by Lightning Flik

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

*sighs* Guess Choko and I over did it.

 

Firstly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must wield a hammer (as she calls it, "hammy of powwy", a.k.a. hammer of power).

 

Secondly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must strike down the true ego (or persona or whatever) if that ego says something utterly stupid in the beliefs of the alter-ego. Myself calling her the cause of all my problems is what she would think of as stupid.

 

Thirdly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must every now and then rip off or pay homage to another character in doing any action or something before her. Me getting hit to the moon is a rip off of Pokemon's Team Rocket Blastoff, but the wording (it's actually kick your arse to the moon) which is more or less in tact is a homage to Kidd of Chrono Cross (RPG, sequel to Chrono Trigger).

 

Fourthly, she was created in OAOAST, and was one of my two characters over there if you were wondering my connection to her and what she's all about. She just sorta takes over every now and then is all.

....

 

Ooooookaaaaaay...

 

Seriously, don't feel bad about a thing, Flik; I'm just out of touch 'cause I'm old... hell, Chrono Trigger is the only thing that even registered in that whole post; the rest was over my head.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Ooooookaaaaaay...

 

Seriously, don't feel bad about a thing, Flik; I'm just out of touch 'cause I'm old... hell, Chrono Trigger is the only thing that even registered in that whole post; the rest was over my head.[/color]

Hence why only Zack and probably MVS get anything I've ever do with her.

 

Then again, that might change here soon, we'll see on that though.

[Ace309 0]

Firstly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must wield a hammer (as she calls it, "hammy of powwy", a.k.a. hammer of power).

 

Secondly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must strike down the true ego (or persona or whatever) if that ego says something utterly stupid in the beliefs of the alter-ego. Myself calling her the cause of all my problems is what she would think of as stupid.

 

Thirdly, like any self anime girl(guy, whatever)-alter ego of anyone's, she must every now and then rip off or pay homage to another character in doing any action or something before her. Me getting hit to the moon is a rip off of Pokemon's Team Rocket Blastoff, but the wording (it's actually kick your arse to the moon) which is more or less in tact is a homage to Kidd of Chrono Cross (RPG, sequel to Chrono Trigger).

 

Fourthly, she was created in OAOAST, and was one of my two characters over there if you were wondering my connection to her and what she's all about. She just sorta takes over every now and then is all.

... you're cooking what for dinner?

[Rawknight 0]

Special IN CHARACTER predictions

 

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

 

CC: Janus. Damnit if you can't pick by ability, pick the guy who's 7 foot tall.

N: I'll go with the big psychopath too. Janus is sexy.

CC: Janus is SEXY? You're weird.

N: And?

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

 

N: I like Dace. He bleeds well.

CC: That doesn't help you win wrestling matches. Plus Flesher's great.

N: I didn't say I was picking Dace. I just like the little wuss.

CC: Yow am gettin a soft spot for Brummies yow am.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

 

CC: Maddix with the magic.

N: Maddix with a guitar shot.

CC: Maddix with skill.

N: Maddix with cheating.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

 

CC: OK SOMEONE has to beat the mask. I like Aecas to do it.

N: There's nothing sexual about wrestling masks. No zips.

CC: You ARE weird.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

 

CC: Nottingham pride, gotta go with Toxxie.

N: I'd pick Toxxie. Toxxie is foxy.

CC: Jet'd bitchslap you.

N: If she's gonna join in, she has to learn to take bitchslaps not give them.

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

 

N: Hewwo cute ickle Cwowwie-wowwie.

CC: OK now you're scaring me.

N: Cwowwie was ickle and wuvwie.

CC: Well I like Duran. So we'll go with them.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

CC: They won't need to test the cage for structural integrity.

N: Why not?

CC: Two of my favourite ceiling inspectors in the match. Johnny.

N: Why?

CC: No reason.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

 

CC: I back JD. He brings the muay thai, and that's always good.

N: Munich is a legend.

CC: Munich is one vowel from a munch, and that's not a bad thing.

N: You're aswarped as I am, admit it.

CC: I still back JD.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

 

N: B! B! B! B4U!

CC: I didn't think you'd like J-pop.

N: You don't think Chris, that's your problem.

CC: I'm going to back Ryan. Split decision then.

N: You're just difficult.

CC: And you're not.

N: I'm just always right.

CC: Bloody women.

N: Damn men.

CC: Hah. Anyway have you got the briefcase ready?

N: Yup.

CC: Well let's get that flight and go watch the PPV in person. We have business to do.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

"N: You're aswarped as I am, admit it.

CC: I still back JD."

 

 

Now THAT'S a likeable quote

[Rawknight 0]

[badlydubbed]but I must prove... my muay thai... is better than... yours[/badlydubbed]

[Toxxic 0]

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

~Personally I'll go with Janus, cos I mark for the guy.

~SD5 says Danny retains... with a sleeper!

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

~I have to go Brit pride AND follow my head and say Dace. You go, boy!

~SD5 just had a normal match, but Dace won.

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

~LANDON IS GOLD~! Although Clark is absolutely insane, so may write a ridiculous amount of words. But I have to go Landon. PUSH HIM TO THE MAIN EVENT!

~SD5 10-minute Ironman match - now falls for the first seven minutes, then Clark wins 5-0. Bizarre.

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

~TMM will win his three required ones, and retain the briefcase.

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

~For what it's worth, SD5 says me with the Toxxic Shock Syndrome

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

~Christ. I think that in this environment the hardcore element favours Crow and the sheer bizarrness of the Casino favours the writing skills of Duran. So I say their match wins, even if they write to lose.

~SD5 (Hardcore Tornado Tag) says that Sunset Boulevard retain after Cortez nails Duran with a chair.

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~This is Spike's time.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

~If Drazon shows this time I suppose he has a good chance, but i wouldn't like to pick.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

~No idea, really. I'll go with Dustin, cos I like him.

[janusd 0]

Hence why only Zack and probably MVS get anything I've ever do with her.

 

Then again, that might change here soon, we'll see on that though.

I'd explain why I think I understand it, but I get enough odd looks for being furry, so... yeah. It's still disturbing, but I get it.

 

CC: OK SOMEONE has to beat the mask. I like Aecas to do it.

N: There's nothing sexual about wrestling masks. No zips.

CC: You ARE weird.

 

Aww, I was hoping Natasha would mention Ebony. Bwahahahaha.

[Rawknight 0]

Nah she's more of a D/s, light bondage and biting girl.