Guest Brian Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Look, we know their never going to get behind a division, so why keep the belt around. Holding it doesn't elevate anybody. Being part of the division is a stigma. There's nothing worthwhile in keeping it around unless you're going to push it. You have to be realistic about it. If they were going to do so, they'd need a clean slate. They'd need to be totally innovative with how they go about it. I'd go with a one of those round-robin, point tournaments they do in Japan, culminating with the top two in each bracket of six facing off in mini-tournament. You put certain matches on TV and the others on house shows, feature them, and really go after that. You'd use that as a vehicle to set up feuds and feture the style(s). But they'd really have to go at it for at least a few months, and then after that continue to give them their space. And they'd probably need a seperate booker (Malenko?).
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Of course. The pie could be the conscience of the champion. It offers wisdom and power. Eventually, the pie will be stolen. Then, and only then, do we learn that it can talk. We could have the pie turn heel in a shocking beatdown on Eddie Guerrero. Soon, the pie will be hell bent on dominating SmackDown. Nothing can stop it. That is, except the original champion. He has the power to defeat the pie. He has learnt all the pie's tricks. We then get the big showdown where we learn of the pie's fate. The Pie = MONEY
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 *points to sig* click the link.. i've solved this WWE Crusierweight title thing
Scroby Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 I'm just gonna post this and I haven't read all the messages so sorry if this has already been said, but didn't the same thing happen with X-pac?I have a feeling the title will disapper for a little while then it'll be brought back in tournament form.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Can the talking pie have a valet, like a sweet potato with sass or a head of cabbage that isn't afraid to strut her stuff?
spman Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Posted June 16, 2004 SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the Smackdown tapings tonight, Chavo Classic does appear and jobs the belt to Rey. Mad props to Chavo Sr. for doing the right thing even though he knew he was about to get shit canned. End Spoilers
Slickster Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 dammit! I wanted to buy the belt off Classic and declare myself the new champ!
CanadianChick Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Maybe this is me just being optimistic, but maybe the division will get a revival. SD needs a way to fill time every week. Why no a semi-competent cruiser division?
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Why not more bikini matches? *smacks CC with reality* That's whatcha get for bein optimistic.
CanadianChick Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Ow! Bitch. Fine, I'll force myself to be content with Torrie Wilson trying to be serious wrestler one week, and then doing bikini contests another week. Or, I'll tape Smackdown and watch a two hour show in 30 minutes, thanks the the fast foward button!
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Maybe this is me just being optimistic, but maybe the division will get a revival. SD needs a way to fill time every week. Why no a semi-competent cruiser division? "Bruce Prichard"
Guest Anglesault Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 They released Classic? The last reason to even consider watching SD! is gone?
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 dammit! I wanted to buy the belt off Classic and declare myself the new champ! too late.. Vince Russo is the WWE Crusierweight champion, read the card. on second thought.. I might just 'retire' the WWE Crusierweight title in World's Worst Wrestling (or as Bret Hart calls it 'The WWW')
DrVenkman PhD Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Chavo Sr. was at the SmackDown! taping and lost a quick match to Rey Mysterio
Guest Rrrsh Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Ow! Bitch. Fine, I'll force myself to be content with Torrie Wilson trying to be serious wrestler one week, and then doing bikini contests another week. Or, I'll tape Smackdown and watch a two hour show in 30 minutes, thanks the the fast foward button! I get it done in 10!
The Czech Republic Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show. I disagree. There should be two cranky old men in the upper deck at every show, complaining about the match quality.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 We're trying to rebuild the cruiserweight division here, not fucking make the fucking muppet show. I disagree. There should be two cranky old men in the upper deck at every show, complaining about the match quality. Well, I guess Ole Anderson will come in if the money's right.
King Cucaracha Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Back on topic: The PIE~! needs to allign himself with Captain Lou Albano, who tries to make the PIE~! talk. Everyone thinks he's crazy, but one week he brings the PIE~! out to the ring and tries to get it to talk. That's when the evil Mr Fuji comes out and says that Japan doesn't like pies, which gets him the evil foriegner heat. Fuji and Albano brawl until Fuji hits Albano with the cane and commits the mortal sin of pulling Albano's beard. Suddenly, the PIE~! speaks, calling Fuji a 'sunnavabitch' and leaps from his stand, hitting Fuji in the face to a pop...because we all know pie to the face=teh comedy. Then Michael Cole can be all like 'OMG, the PIE~! has feelings! It's a human being King! X-Pac did it!'. A Tazz can be all like 'I hate you'. Oh...and it must be referred to as the PIE~! at all times.
Dark Age Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Can the talking pie have a valet, like a sweet potato with sass or a head of cabbage that isn't afraid to strut her stuff? No. Talking pies are one thing. But potatoes? That's just silly. I've just read the SmackDown! spoilers and I must say I am dissapointed. Read on to be spoiled...... The belt did not become a talking pie. There were no Muppet references, or LOTR references. There was no mention of midgets, or gnomes or even turnips. This just adds another 10 layers of suck onto SmackDown! Back to the PIE~!
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 In Honor of his service in the WWE I shall Create Chavo Classic in CAW form for my current WWE roster and he shall remain there..... until another wrestler gets hired and he'll be... "Missing"
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