Sly 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 SWF LOCKDOWN - JUNE 23rd Due Date: Wednesday, 8pm EST Venue: THE KINGDOME in Fargo, North Dakoda. I urge someone to dig up the history on the Kingdome, just so I don't have to/the joke gets explained. Send Shit To: 5_moves_of_doom Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Dace and Tom fought for weeks to decide the rightful number one contender to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship, but in an ironic twist, Dace will be the first one to face Janus (in a non-title setting, naturally). However, just to be fair, Tom has been asked to mediate this competition. After all, if neither of them have anything to lose, what's the harm? Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny defends the crusierweight title against Austin Sly, who's been... well, Austin Sly as of late. But hey, Johnny's a fighting champion and he'll take all comers, and Austin is a more than capable opponent. Fight! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Three times a champion, and three times having lost the belt, Danny Williams is in very, very elite company. Unfortunately, neither of his title reigns have inspired the sheer dominance that El Luchadore Magnifico's or Rane's did, and Danny is very, very uhappy about that. In a chance to blow off some steam, the ever ready MVS laces up to face Danny in a submissions match which seems tailor made for the former champion... USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man In an epic Iron Man match, Alan Clark finally unsurped Landon Maddix for the USJL title, finally ending their long-standing feud. So, it seems only fitting that his first defence be an epic as well. He takes on four hungry competitors in the Black Angel, the Urban Legend, and... Sexual Maskosaurus... Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxxic beat Nathaniel Kibagami at the PPV, so you'd think he'd be set to face someone a little more prestigious than Holly, here... never the less, that's what's tabled, so this should be interesting. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Manson challanges Annie's record for most returns to the SWF, and he's welcomed back with a contendership match and Ryan Dustin and Munich. Yeah... Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt Two n00blets. They rock each other's sox! w00t! Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin I'm not even going to TRY to summarize Petey, so forget it. I'll just say he's facing another new guy here in, thankfully, a singles match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Come on. It's not like we can't have a complicated World Title picture now, is it? Dace to get the (semi) upset. Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous J.D with the title defence...although, it won't be easy by any means. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Danny is angry. Danny is given a submissions match. Danny kicks ass. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man Wow. Poor Rando. You can't go against the Maskosaurus. Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxx beats Jenks, and celebrates with a Pepsi. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Welcome back to Manson! Win for Dustin! Munich will be there too! Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt Uhm...very much a coin-toss. Heads it is. Hunt it is. Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin If this it what it takes for 'IL' to write consistantly again, then great. I really don't look forward to writing against him though with this gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 yes. Poor Rando indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher ~Flesher~! (No predicition). Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous ~Sly. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen ~Williams. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man ~Eck, I'll go with Clark or Aecas. Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Toxxic, but I'd mark the fuck out if Spike won. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson ~Munich~! Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ~Black, because I don't want to discriminate. Max King vs Petey The (Irish) Penguin ~King. But this Penguin doesn't go down without a fight, motherfuckers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tonights Highlite Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Tradition Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny Dangerous to continue his winning ways. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Danny Williams USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man The Masked Man Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxxic should win this, and probably will, but I won't say Spike doesn't have a good shot. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Spotastic match, thy name be Hardcore. This will be fun. Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt No idea Max King vs Petey The (Irish) Penguin No idea, again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher No idea. Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Danny. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man Well it won;t be me since RL is a conspiring bastard as always so....I pick The Masked Man. Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxxica. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Errrr.....dunno. Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt No prediction as theres no way to tell who will be better. Max King vs Petey The (Irish) Penguin Well..Petey I guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Dace Night vs Janus, Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher No Contest to set up a three-way dance in the near future. NO CONTEST! Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny D. to retain. JOHNNY DANGEROUS! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen DANNY WILLIAMS! USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man God, I'd at least hope Rando can make a successful v1 defense...ALAN CLARK TO WIN! SEXUAL MASKOSAURUS, SECOND PLACE! Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Don't worry, Spike, your demands are still in the process of being met, seeing as I apparently got bumped off the card in favor of a penguin. Oh yeah, and I'm gonna bet against you even though I support you. You know, like that bitch that bet against Van Damme in the movie Lionheart? WRONG BET! Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson The hell... Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ...would I know? Max King vs Petey The (Irish) Penguin Petey wins with the High Voltage Uppercut of Anal-Intruding Fury! ...with or without the anal intrusion will be up to IL's discretion. PEEEEEN-GIIIIIIIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I made demands? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Tom Flesher (Points and laughs at MVS while giving praise to Judge) Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Dangerous, the grummpy old vet shouldnt be letting go of the belt. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Danny all the way. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man TMM because it would be so funny. Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins I smell an angle here. The finish will be fixed. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson Dustin because he rocks whatever he thinks. Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt I'm gonna go with Hunt, just. Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin King, even throuhg his opp is a bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Dace with the win. Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny retains. Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen Danny Williams will win this match and be back on track for hunting down the world title. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man Wayward Son Pride Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Toxxic with the win. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson I think Ryan Dustin will take this one. Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt Since I know who Heath is and I don't know who Martin is, I'll go with Heath. Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin Meh. Petey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher ~I'm gonna say Janus wins ~SD5 disagrees, as even though DAce "accidentally" keeps hitting Flesher, he still gets Janus to tap to the Torture Crab Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous ~Johnny is very good these days but I dig Sly, so i pick him ~So-Cal! So-Cal! New Champion! New Champion! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen ~Danny all the way ~The Doushime Sleeper does it for the roidmonkey. USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man ~TMM gets it ~SD5 sees Aecas go apeshit with a chair (as he always seems to in these matches...) and gets the win by dropping Cortez with the Executioner while Clark was trying to get TMM to tap to the Cross Lightning. Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~wait and see ~SD5 says Spike Rolls The Joint and gets the win. I'm less than impressed. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson ~I'm saying Dustin Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ~God knows. What happened to Sean Davis? You know, the guy who actually promo'd on the PPV? Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin ~The Insane Luchador has the dubious record of being the person defeated most by me in singles matches. Luchador writes Petey. I don't think I could write a match to beat Petey. So Petey wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Main Event Non-Title Bout; Special Guest Referee Dace Night vs Janus Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher ~Flesher's match! I love both guys' work, but come on Janus! Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous ~Come on, Austin! Win one for the Gipper! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen ~M! V! S! Make it happen! USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man ~No prediction! Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~I smell a rat. Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson ~Manson's back, Munich's getting back into it, and Dustin's Dustin. Let's say Munich. Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ~Big Cunt for the win! Max King vs Petey The Irish Penguin ~IL seems to have motivation with this new character, so lets go with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
