The One and Only Raw Thread for 06/28/04

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Now what would really suck is if somebody like Matt Hardy, HHH, whoever, came in and hit Kane costing Benoit the title.

But I guess every heel in the back can come out and beat the hell out of Benoit since he can't win by DQ?

 

Let the heel parade start..

[The Mandarin 0]

If I was Kane, I'd drag Benoit's ass by the stage and brawl with him until the ref counts to ten.

 

But of course, Kane's not that smart as he chose LITA of all people, to be his "Rosemary".

 

BAHAHA at JR going spastic.

[Slickster 0]

JR SNAPS!!

[Guest Choken One]

why doesnt kane just whack benoit with a chair?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

JR's about to have a coronary or something over in the booth.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why doesn't Kane just stay out there? HE CAN'T BE COUNTED OUT BUT BENOIT CAN! HE'D WIN IF HE COULD JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE RING!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Ross just got mad at Lawler like he was Heyman!

[Guest Staravenger]

ANOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL!?

[The Czech Republic 0]

And the WWE elects to use its final timeout. They're really going to have to use some smart clock management now or else they'll have to start fouling TNT.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Man, these stipulations are so ghey.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

JR telling Lawler to shut up was hillarious.

 

and I cant imagine Kane going to a PTA meeting..

 

Kane - "Why did Kane Jr get an F in Chemistry.."

Teacher - "He can't even light a bunson burner and its March, something he should have learned on day 1"

Kane - "I'll show you lighting a bunson burner.."

 

Kane lights the teacher on fire with his special fire powers..

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Man, these stipulations are so ghey.

No, they're really smart if Bischoff wants a new Champ.

[tbondrage99 0]

JR SNAPS!!

Oh C'mon you knew it would happen....it always happens....Good 'ol J.R.

[Guest Choken One]

wonder if Benoit busts out the super crossface ala RR03.

[tbondrage99 0]

Only Benoit can counter ANY move ever into his submission finisher

[The Czech Republic 0]

We're quiet right now

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Benoit forgot! aww..

[Guest Choken One]

i hate when the face forgets the stips 20 times in one match

[tbondrage99 0]

Man, Benoit just kicked all kinds of ass

[Anakin Flair 0]

KAne taps!!!!

[DMann2003 0]

Looking pretty damn strong there

[Guest Choken One]

aww...lita is all lovely dovey now.

[The Czech Republic 0]

It must be Matt's!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Benoit the tactician pulls it out. Now where's Matt Hardy?

 

No Lita!! Ith not worth the rithk!

[Anakin Flair 0]

What the hell? Is Lita the happy missus now?

[DMann2003 0]

World champ who cares....Lita's preggers!!!!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Kane gets the you tapped out chants now..

 

and here comes a smiling Lita..

 

HEEL TURN

[tbondrage99 0]

Not more Lita.....

[Guest Choken One]

benoits the daddy?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

LITA SHOULD NEVER HOLD THE TITLE EVER!