The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Continue your legacy? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted June 29, 2004 So when do we the get Kane/Lita Sex Video? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 "Katie just wasn't doing it for me anymore. I needed someone who looked slightly less alive." I would've liked JR to say, "Speaking of suffering, why are you subjecting us to even more backstage Lita skits?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 So when does JR ask Kane about his feelings on his father's death last night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CubbyBear Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I like these in-ring interviews with JR. It brings more order/seriousness to a storyline and show. I used to love these kind of interviews back in 97. Glad they're doing it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nelly's Bandaid Report post Posted June 29, 2004 That'd be hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Imagine baby Kane in a play pit. "Massacre in McDonald's playpit, 30 dead" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 How could Kane ensure Lita gets pregnant on his part? Isn't the ball really in her court in terms of how possible it is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 F- for this segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 You leave that poor Kane alone! Look at his face! ::Kane makes sad puppy-dog face:: How could anyone say to no to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 How the hell is he so damn sure it's his kid? What did he do, use a sandwich bag as a condom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nelly's Bandaid Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Like the saying goes, if the baby's father isn't a sure thing, the mother certainly was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 F- for this segment. "F-" isn't really possible. If you fail, you fail.... there's no degrees of fail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SpiderFan Report post Posted June 29, 2004 One of the guards had on a K-9 Unit shirt. Guess they wanted to make sure there was someone who could handle Lita, should the need arise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 So, Kane's got NO excuse to lose this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Kane's sperm got a monster push into Lita's egg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Meanwhile, the Berserker sits at home, lamenting that he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Stacking the deck against Benoit? *yawn* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Heh...Kane cut himself shaving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nelly's Bandaid Report post Posted June 29, 2004 OMG CONTINUITY!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Twenty bucks says Matt finds his way back into the arena, because he bought a ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 How the hell is he so damn sure it's his kid? What did he do, use a sandwich bag as a condom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I haven't seen J.R. conduct an in-ring interview in like 3 years. Oh and such bullshit stipulations for a title match, haven't seen that since IYH: Breakdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 How the hell is he so damn sure it's his kid? What did he do, use a sandwich bag as a condom? He filtered his semen down to pure sperm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 What's with the Birdman? b-b-b-b-birdman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I would say theres no way kane would win but....yeah....Bradshaw and all that crap happened Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I haven't seen J.R. conduct an in-ring interview in like 3 years. Oh and such bullshit stipulations for a title match, haven't seen that since IYH: Breakdown. Points you towards JR/HBK/HHH. Even though that was cut short Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 One of the guards had on a K-9 Unit shirt. Guess they wanted to make sure there was someone who could handle Lita, should the need arise. YES! Kane bragging about being the father and accepting it is not common among the wrestling fan demographic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted June 29, 2004 What's with the Birdman? b-b-b-b-birdman? Return of Koko B. Ware possibly? Eugene is the first person since Randy Orton to referee without his pants on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Judging by the Kane fiasco, I'd say Lita goes down rather easily. I dunno, given the situation she's in, I'd think she goes down easily and often. I prefer not to think of Lita in a sexual manner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
