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I can FEEL those tears....just horrbile. The hell is she wearing anyway?

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"I don't even know who the father is......"

 

Oh for the love of.....

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J.R. must have the greatest WWE theme music of all time!

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Guest Staravenger

Jim Ross actually has back up for his interview with Kane. Who finally bought themselves a new brain?

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Did they ever tell us what Kane's question was?

I think it's obvious that it was to have sex with Lita.

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I'm suddenly urged to challenge Lita to a barfight should I ever see her.

 

Though I'd probably lose. Lita looks like she can take multiple punches, pool cues, beer glasses and bricks to the face before going down.

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Did they ever tell us what Kane's question was?

It was "Lita...what year was the Treaty of Utrecht signed?"

 

Her answer was "Yes."

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Stacy: "So, what are you going to do"?

 

Lita:"I don't know...(sobs)...wait a minute!

 

Kane vs. Matt Hardy - Paternity Test Match! "

 

Dames

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I'm suddenly urged to challenge Lita to a barfight should I ever see her.

 

Though I'd probably lose. Lita looks like she can take multiple punches, pool cues, beer glasses and bricks to the face before going down.

Judging by the Kane fiasco, I'd say Lita goes down rather easily.

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I'm suddenly urged to challenge Lita to a barfight should I ever see her.

 

Though I'd probably lose. Lita looks like she can take multiple punches, pool cues, beer glasses and bricks to the face before going down.

I dunno, given the situation she's in, I'd think she goes down easily and often.

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J.R. must have the greatest WWE theme music of all time!

Jacques Rougeau already has the best TWO.

What is it? "We are the Mounties" and "We're not the Mounties"?

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Stacy: "So, what are you going to do"?

 

Lita:"I don't know...(sobs)...wait a minute!

 

Kane vs. Matt Hardy - Paternity Test Match!  "

 

Dames

Stacy: "So, what are you going to do?"

 

Lita: *dubbed over with manly voice* "I have to go now! My planet needs me."

 

JR (voice over): Bah god, Lita died on the way back to her home planet.

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J.R. must have the greatest WWE theme music of all time!

Jacques Rougeau already has the best TWO.

What is it? "We are the Mounties" and "We're not the Mounties"?

"All-American Boys" and either Mountie theme. They count as one

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