Marney: RIP

[Guest]

Seeing as you've stated you're done, I'll now tell you to fuck yourself. If you post in this thread, I'll suspend you. Anything goes, amirite

 

sarcasm

[Firestarter]

I hope you burn in hell...

I have no doubt that I shall.

 

P.S. I'm going to send sum of dem hood niggaz to ur crib to gang bang you!

 

OMG BAN PLZ~! Snitchin cuntface whore...

Please do. It might amuse me for all of 2 seconds, and as we all know, I enjoy throwing you niggers into federal prisons because I'm a racist bitch. Or something.

 

Funny how you lot commit almost 60% of the homicides while being barely 12% of the population...

[Jorge Gorgeous]

I K Cool Jew? or whatever...

 

Yeah, you got it.

 

You know, I was trying to place myself at 14 in my head, and I remember, there were all sorts of older women I wanted to shtup. Teachers, friends moms, random women on the street, Candice Bergen. Assuming I was able to sleep with any of them, I would have been on top of the world, my friends would have hated upon me with much envy and I think I'd still fondly look back on it. That being said, the older lady might be a little messed up, but I dont think there'd be anything wrong with the 14 year old.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I think the only perspective that matters here is Marney's, as she's the only one that can speak of that experience. She says it was an experience she welcomed and embraced. So be it. Far from me to worry about the legal ramifications of the situation or the long term outcome of this woman or the "that's fucked up" perspective of an outsider like us readers. That's my two worthless cents on the matter.

[Guest blame that goot.]

No.

 

You're almost as bad as WP.

 

<glances around> Folks? Who is this guy? He's starting to annoy me, but I don't know how just how hard I should take him down yet.

He likes Fall Out Boy and the New England Patriots. E-shoot to e-kill.

 

EDIT: He's also really stupid in general, but who can be bothered to dig it all up?

[Nighthawk]

Hm, so Marney was prostituted when she was underage... and I prostituted myself to an underage girl.

 

Yes... she is the yin to my yang, my total and complete opposite.

 

Except we both hate niggers.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

Dickless Nazi Fag...

[Twisted Intestine]

Let's see if 909 lives up to his word. 2 months should do.

[Nighthawk]

Say, Megan, I'm trying to be my usual light-heartened self, since this thread bothers me on multiple levels (one, I don't like everyone bothering you and ganging up on you, and I don't think you should have to respond to everything they say, but you will, because you're you... and two, the "love between two women" thing disturbs and sickens me. Which, as a man, it should, I suppose. What you feel thinking about two men fucking each other in the ass, I feel thinking about you discussing Plato and Aristophanes with your lover.) So in that spirit, I think you should change your avatar to this:

 

 

I doubt you'll get the reference, but it makes sense and is quality.

[Black Lushus]

whatever happened to Prodigy anyway?

[Lt. Al Giardello]

Let's see if 909 lives up to his word. 2 months should do.

 

Highlight the letters in the white font under his post in black font...

 

Dumbass, jump off my dick.

[Ripper]

I think the only perspective that matters here is Marney's, as she's the only one that can speak of that experience. She says it was an experience she welcomed and embraced. So be it. Far from me to worry about the legal ramifications of the situation or the long term outcome of this woman or the "that's fucked up" perspective of an outsider like us readers. That's my two worthless cents on the matter.

 

I don't know about anyone else, but I am not questioning her perspective.

 

I am questioned saying that its not disturbing because they made love and it was beautiful. I will take her word and assume it was the great, most lovely experience ever. Thats great. She still loves her....great. See, Marney's perspective, is all fine.

 

But that bitch was a fucking pervert. I don't know why anyone would pretend otherwise besides Marney who has emotional attachment.

 

Oh. And NIGGER. Because that is funny now or something.

[Guest]

Oh hey, look at EHME now

 

Nobody said that EHME could go back to acting like a retard.

[Nighthawk]

909 is such a faggot.

[bob_barron]

I'm glad EHME is in Whiny Bitches so he doesn't bring down the quality discussion going on in this thread

[Big Ol' Smitty]

She had a body to die for, the face of an angel, and a voice like warm brandy. She tasted like honey, smelled like orchids, and felt like woven steel cords wrapped in silk, and she made very sure she got her money's worth. Sometimes my body still aches from that night, but it tingles like crazy too.

 

I think it's now safe to assume that Marney's writing career is what's paying for those bulletproof limos & the rest of her aristocratic comportment.

[Nighthawk]

I can write like that too...

 

"His pectorals were plates of gilded steel, accentuated with the diamond hard pinpoints of his nipples, with the abdomen of a rippled, snowchain abused avenue on a Summer's day. His breath tasted of a sweat-stained brewery, and his arms were like reticulated pythons, with an ass like the Dome of the Rock. His penis, the pulsing heart of life, begun at an immaculate conception, atop an ancient sequoia. He came in my eye, and I saw God."

[Big Ol' Smitty]

Slap Fabio on the cover of that shit and you're golden.

[Jingus]

You know, I was trying to place myself at 14 in my head, and I remember, there were all sorts of older women I wanted to shtup. Teachers, friends moms, random women on the street, Candice Bergen. Assuming I was able to sleep with any of them, I would have been on top of the world, my friends would have hated upon me with much envy and I think I'd still fondly look back on it. That being said, the older lady might be a little messed up, but I dont think there'd be anything wrong with the 14 year old.

I'm amazed that it took so long for someone to say this. If at 14 years old I'd been seduced by a gorgeous rich woman who was twice my age, I would've been walkin' on sunshine, whoa-a-whoa-o. That's not abuse, that's a miracle handed down directly from God. (Although to really impress me at the time, the talk would've been less about Greek philosophy and more about X-Men, but still, basic point stands.)

[Nighthawk]

Hell yeah, man. I still look back with fondness at the sex I had when I was eight.

[Jingus]

I dread asking if you're joking, because odds are you're not and have some incredibly sordid story to back it up.

[Nighthawk]

I dread asking if you're joking, because odds are you're not and have some incredibly sordid story to back it up.

 

It's not that sordid. I was fucking my 16 year old babysitter and her 15 year old friend.

 

Of course I don't really consider it sex, I was being molested. But I sure as hell loved it, and still do. Like Marney.

[Jingus]

How would that even be physically possible? Until pubescence hits, a male should be biologically incapable of having sex, at least in the role of pitcher anyway. I don't recall getting boners back in my grade-school days.

[Nighthawk]

Pfft. You don't?

 

You can't cum, but you can sure as hell get a boner. One of my funniest memories was of my brother's complaining about his erections. He'd yell across the house "Mommy! My penis is big!"

 

You can get an erection in the womb. Science fact.

[BruteSquad_BRODY]

*gets popcorn*

[Nighthawk]

Well, Marney did talk about some sort of 120 Days of Sodomesque aristocratic session of depravity for many pages, so we may as well continue down the road of The Worst Thread Ever...

 

You see, there's something called a dry cum. It's what children do when they're not mature enough to physically ejaculate, but they still experience the orgasm. And on top of that, because there's no semen released, you stay hard and can do it over and over again. I know this from listening to ten years of Loveline, and also doing it myself.

 

I didn't get hair on my cock until I was 12, and didn't actually blow a load until I was 13, but I'd been masturbating regularly since I was 10. This started by rubbing my cock with a bar of soap in the bath until I'd go into some kind of convulsion. Over the years I learned to do it out of the bath, and with my hand.

 

And thank god for sex ed, because I understood what was happening that fateful day when goop shot out of my dick over the Kama Sutra, because otherwise I'd have been seriously freaked out.

 

Orgasms aren't reliant on sexual maturity at all.

 

Fun fact: for years, I couldn't keep from convulsively cracking my toes during orgasm. I still do it to this day if it's really really good.

[Guest blame that goot.]

How would that even be physically possible? Until pubescence hits, a male should be biologically incapable of having sex, at least in the role of pitcher anyway. I don't recall getting boners back in my grade-school days.

I recall that in 1991 or so, I grabbed a medical reference book from the shelf to see what my affliction was.

[Black Lushus]

Jingus is....different.

[nl5xsk1]

I agree with Fetish Faggot #1 here... but does that make me one of the ones I hate, mind blown.

 

One of us. One of us. Gooble, gobble, gooble gobble.

 

H'm. Loving someone who did nothing but treated me well, coddled me, pampered me, and taught me joy is "pretty fucked up?" All right. In that case I admit that I am "pretty fucked up."

Shawn Hornbeck might think so.

 

Well, anyone that knew the case of Shawn Hornbeck might think so. I'm not sure what he himself thinks of being coddled, pampered and taught joy by someone that's over twice his age.

 

 

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

she did not gain monetarily from a sex act

Yes I did, though unknowingly and inadvertently.

 

By that definition, she's not a prostitute, that much I'll concede.

 

Still, the connotation is there, and that's undeniable.

What is "undeniable" is only your vicious attempt to make a beautiful seduction some kind of tawdry analogy to prostitution because of your personal animosity towards me.

 

You are a filthy liar and a scumbag and you do not deserve to be granted the position of trust that you hold.

 

For starters, I merely pointed out only what you yourself posted here when challenging whoever it was to present some evidence of sex and money changing hands with you involved. I remembered that post and dug it up.

 

Second of all, I don't hold any personal animosity towards you at all! I don't care about you one way or the other. You're the one who's all pissed here. Do I know the details of that situation? Of course not. I never stated I did. Apathy, pal. Don't be pissed at me because I posted a primary source (that's you) pertinent to the topic. You've taken much further reaches in arguments yourself.

 

As for liar, I don't recall a single moment here where I've stated anything less than the truth to you.

 

Scumbag I'll accept. Still not offended.

 

If by "position of trust" you mean "Not getting paid or otherwise compensated to moderate an internet messageboard," grouse at Tom (whose decisions you respect, as far as I know) for granting it to me in the first place.

 

You're just sore that I pointed out that Mike is a messageboard disaster (ask any other moderator who was around when he was here), and didn't wimp out when you got all hot about it. While the post I made on that topic was worded worse than bad, I'll admit, the conversation with the rest of the staff here (both this time and the first time he was banned) was not. If you didn't like it, hey, sorry. It was unanimous.

 

I'm not sure what the hell you even expect from me here. Take a deep breath and gaze at the reality of the situation. Suck down a double magnum of good red if you have to. You're mad at a messageboard guy you never met because he's mean and doesn't like your friend.