Mole Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 Well July 2nd is Lindsay Lohan's birthday and she is now 18. Now guys can dream legally about wanting to bang her, even though they will never ever ever have a chance. Including myself.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 May called, they want their flavour back.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 Yay. Another chick I can now legally slide my pecker into, but never will. I'll bring the streamers to the party...
Nighthawk Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 If she was a flavour, I'll bet she'd be raspberry swirl.
Black Lushus Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 until this bitch starts doing porn, i'll even take softporn, i could care less about her...
Slayer Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 Around the US (and maybe Canada), a resounding cry of "SHOW YOUR TITS~" rises
caboose Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 She's been legal in England for two years, so big whoop.
Corey_Lazarus Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 Damn you Brits and your steak-and-kidney pies!
caboose Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 You like them do you? We are the home of baked goods.
EdwardKnoxII Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14424,00.html Good News, Bad News for Lindsay Lohan by Julie Keller Jun 30, 2004, 5:55 PM PT It was supposed to be a good week for Lindsay Lohan. Everyone's favorite teenage drama queen just signed on to pitch a line of high-end purses and, on Friday, she will celebrate her 18th birthday. But thanks to her dad, the celebratory mood has soured. Once again, her paternal unit is in hot water with the cops. On the heels of his arrest in May for a scuffle with his brother-in-law comes word of yet another arrest, this time for skipping out on a hotel bill. Michael Lohan was busted Tuesday in Long Island for ducking out on a $3,800 bill at a posh local hotel last April. Apparently, he booked some suites for guests and refused to pay the bill, despite multiple attempts at collection by the management of the Oheka Castle hotel. Lawyers for the now infamous dad say the arrest boils down to a bad credit card. "As far as I know, Michael arranged to have the bill paid via credit card, and for reasons he was not aware of, the card did not go through," Lohan's attorney Marvin Hirsch told New York Newsday. "No one contacted him, no one let him know the bill didn't get paid, and next thing you know, two cops show up at the courthouse." The elder Lohan was released from jail on $250 bond (let's hope he paid cash) after being charged with misdemeanor for theft of services. Tuesday was a double whammy for him. Daddy dearest was picked up by the cops for the hotel-bill flap following a court appearance for that May family feud. In the latter case, he is facing assault charges for allegedly slapping around his brother-in-law during a first communion bash. He's also facing prosecution next week in Manhattan for losing his temper and punching a sanitation worker in the face for blocking his car into a parking space. Aside from the whole father fiasco, the Freaky Friday star is marking the days until she can vote and legally date That '70s Show's Wilmer Valderrama in high style. Literally. She has just been recruited as the new face of Dooney & Bourke handbags. She will be the pitchwoman in a new ad campaign for a new line of waterproof canvas purses. The handbags, featuring enamel charms spelling out Dooney & Bourke and another line featuring hearts drawn out in crayon colors, will be available starting in August. Meanwhile, Lindsay is keeping busy with her new role as Hollywood's hottest It Girl. She recently hosted the MTV Movie Awards and an episode of Saturday Night Live and starred in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Her latest flick, Mean Girls, opened in May to strong reviews and the number-one spot at the box office. And she recently signed on again with Disney, who gave her her first big break in a remake of The Parent Trap, for a remake of the 1968 flick The Love Bug.
Guest Nanks Posted July 2, 2004 Report Posted July 2, 2004 What kind of little bitch presses charges against their brother-in-law for slapping them??? That's fuckin' ridiculous. Probably just as well she's turned 18 now though, he sounds like type who'd massively abuse access to his daughter's cash.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 She has freckles on her boobs. I love that so much.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 I like the flawless look of innocence on her face that I'd love to defile.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 I'm sure she's well-corrupted, which is part of the appeal. To wit: I'd fuck Lindsay Lohan. There would be no "making love"—just dirty, sweaty grinding.
Nighthawk Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 The way her arm is bent in that picture, it just makes me sick.
Guest TheJewof2001 Posted July 3, 2004 Report Posted July 3, 2004 She needs a little Jew in her. Where is Jesus?
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