Agent of Oblivion deleted a Classics folder thread

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It was the one where I finally showed TSM what he looked like:

 

[Nevermortal 0]

You sir, are wrong.

 

THIS is what he looks like:

 

[Black Lushus 0]

that's the funniest shit i've seen all day!

[Nevermortal 0]

that's the funniest shit i've seen all day!

Lucky for you, the day's still young.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Here is Agent in that LiveJournal/Friendster/Make Out Club favorite, the Mirror Reflection with Digital Camera and Ramones Shirt Pic:

 

[Art Sandusky 0]

What's sad/scary is that I know a LOT of girls who would kill to fuck that guy, especially if he was in a band.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent is in a band.

[Guest HungryJack]

A young Ed Norton, is what that dude looks like. Facially anyway. I'm sure he's nowhere near as cool.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent loses like 10 million points of Metal Cred for wearing a Finch shirt.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Don't people lose points for that anyway?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

And he's wearing a sash (which matches his shirt!) under his studded belt. What a scenester douche.

[justsoyouknow 0]

He's even got pink laces in his Chuck Taylors, and he's got the stereotypical emo kid haircut....you know, where it's all smooshed down in the front and all flippy in the back.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

And he's standing in front of a radiator! What a fag.

[justsoyouknow 0]

And all of his pictures are taken in the bathroom, like a true LiveJournal Scenester Twat.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Is this Agent's "My First Menstruation" photo diary or something?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Is a Whoosh in order?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Only for you, Spoony. Fag.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Is a Whoosh in order?

WHOOSH

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You were right, that picture is better.

[godthedog 0]

Do what now?

if i were a mod, i'd move this into classics immediately, just to piss him off.

[SamoaRowe 0]

I'm loving this. Emo kids are funny.

[Ted the Poster 0]

You don't need a machine to make a rainbow...

Nah, it needs to be milked a bit more first.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, milk it's prostate.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Excuse me, it's milk my prostate.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent, your pants should be much tighter. All good scenester boys buy their jeans from the girls' department at Target.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Borders only pays me so much, Incandenza.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Borders? I had you figured for Starbucks...

[Ted the Poster 0]

... or Supercuts.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Borders? I had you figured for Starbucks...

I was thinking the same thing.

[Guest Nelly's Bandaid]

Well it certainly kills the name.