Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2004 SWF Storm HOLT report July 7, 2004 Boston, Massachusetts at Fleet Center Report by Mike Gage of Newport, RI, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: - JT Playa and David Blazenwing ended in a no-contest at 2:27 when Aecas came out and threw them both into the fifth row, and then left. I don’t really know what the point of that was, but at least it got a good pop from the crowd. - Some guy in a bird suit beat Ebony in 6:14 with a moved that looked like the Northern Exposure. I’ve never seen anybody other than Matt Borne use that move before, but this guy looked to be at least thirty pounds too light to be Borne. - Jimmy “The Demon” Liston beat Judge Mental in 6:45 with Damnation. - Johnny Dangerous beat U.S. Champion The Masked Man in 10:36 by countout in a non-title match when Masked Man walked out on the match. - John Duran beat Michael Craven in 12:39 with Blunt Force Trauma. Lockdown: - Hmm, so is Spike Jenkins supposed to be the Karl Malone of the SWF, now? I mean, he never could break through on his own, so now he’s hitched his trailer to Toxxic’s bandwagon? - We all cheered when Eddie James used the tag team belt against Cortez; it’s about time those creeps got some of their own medicine! When Ced ran down to the ring, Hollywood Boulevard left so fast that they forgot the Tag Team Titles! Ced and Eddie climbed the turnbuckles and held the belts overhead, daring the Van Siclen and Cortez to come back to the ring and retrieve them. They eventually left them in the ring and went backstage, and a ring attendant grabbed the belts and took them to the back. - After the Sean Davis/Munich match, there was an intermission, where Funyon called our attention to a luxury box where the Boston Strangler was watching the show with his family; Strangler got a five-minute standing ovation. After that, they held the Countdown to Genesis giveaway, and some guy at ringside got his name entered into the grand prize raffle. - During the commercial break of the main event, Martin Hunt ran towards the ropes, but was caught with a knee to the back by Landon Maddix. Hunt reached over the top rope to get at Maddix, but he dropped to the floor out of reach. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Chris Card distracted the referee while Natasha handed Ace Lezaire a length of chain, which he used to brain Hunt with. It shouldn’t come as any surprise that the match turned into a Clusterfuck, though; in fact, I’m only surprised that they remained relatively under control for as long as they did. Biggest Pops 1) The Boston Strangler 2) Dace Night 3) Alan Clark 4) Petey the Irish Penguin 5) Ryan Dustin Most Heat 1) Landon Maddix 2) Mike Van Siclen 3) Todd Cortez 4) Ace Lezaire 5) Manson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Give the HOLT some love people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Hey, I got most heat! w00t suckaz~! *loves the HOLT* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 I got most pops barring an old guy...go me! The young boys arent held down around here. Not at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Personally, I love the fact that Petey got in the top 5 despite never winning. No doubt, he is the SWF's Funaki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Johnny's too much of a man for me. THE ONLY WAY I COULD RESIST HIS MACHISMO WAS BY RUNNING AWAY. ...that's my excuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Johnny's too much of a man for me. THE ONLY WAY I COULD RESIST HIS MACHISMO WAS BY RUNNING AWAY. ...that's my excuse. "That's not sweat! That's machismo, baby!" Heenan manages Dangerous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Why am I getting beat up by former JLers? Seriously, WC, you bitter or something about J&R or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 As you trained Masked Man, you're now the equivalent of Dr. Tom Prichard. Dr. Tom jobs to nobodies all the time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Why am I getting beat up by former JLers? Seriously, WC, you bitter or something about J&R or something? Aside from the fact that you and Ejiro basically just quit without ever giving us our rightful "one-on-one" match for the titles? Why no, not at all. Since Judge Mental is, more or less, one of the most established characters who never "officially" retired, I use him mostly to put people over; you get to win every now and then. Actually, Frost may be the most established character who never "officially" retired, but he's in Japan. - Dub "Let that be a lesson, kids; if you don't do a retirement promo, you're fair game for the HOLT report" Cee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Excuse me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Can Judge job to me in the next HOLT report? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 What's in it for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I can lend you my video camera. I'm sure you and Johnny can figure out a lot of things you can.....film..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Huh! Well, since you want to be like that, it occurs to me that Cutthroat hasn't had a win in a good long time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 So you are going to put Cutthroat over Judge? Makes sense to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
