SWF Storm Card, July 17th!

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Oh man, he's a face? You're on easy street, boy. Underdog it up.

 

I think I have a hard time doing multiple personalities = face. It's so sinistralicious.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Well I did "psycho face" in an old e-fed, and I was extremely dark and sinister. It only really worked because of who I was fighting against.

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

I say you no-sell it. I no-sold a car, and look where it got me. No-selling anything and everything will make you lots of friends, help all your storylines, and make you more attractive to women. I mean, Ash did that all the time, and he's knee-deep in internet women.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Or Rando, you can do the RVD type of selling that I used to do as Lightning Flik. I never got bitched at once for it. No siree.

[The Ill One 0]

*Cracks knuckles*

 

Better get writing.

 

 

Who else?

I've always advocated this, but people have seemed reluctant to follow through.

 

You surly motherfucker, you.

 

 

Well Kibs, you're getting a definite cult folllowing. Baby steps, baby steps (poopyheads~!).

[King Cucaracha 0]

I say you no-sell it. I no-sold a car, and look where it got me. No-selling anything and everything will make you lots of friends, help all your storylines, and make you more attractive to women. I mean, Ash did that all the time, and he's knee-deep in internet women.

Advice to live by, I'm sure we all agree.

[The Ill One 0]

Hey one of my Uncles with cancer just passed away, so if you could not book me (as if I would've shown anyway) 'til I get back.

[the.weej 0]

I'm sorry to hear that, IL.

 

And note that the card has been edited with Martin Hunt's stipulation choice. I'm gathering that Landon, however, intends to keep his a secret.

 

-Z

[King Cucaracha 0]

Yeah...mine'll be kept secret.

[muzz 0]

He shouldn't be able too. But when has that ever stopped him before?

Dude, are you trying to annoy me with that title? You do realise it was sarcasm, right?

 

MY USE OF CAPS IS USUALLY A GOOD INDICATION

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I thought the all caps was to make it a serious thing.

 

 

 

Edit: Whoever is booking the next card, don't book me. I'm gonna be in CT till Tuesday/Wednesday.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Everybody involved in the four-way needs to forward a copy to Z as well - my connection has been extremely sketchy for the last two days, and there's no telling if I'll be able to check my messages at 8.

 

K.

[Toxxic 0]

Everybody involved in the four-way needs to forward a copy to Z as well - my connection has been extremely sketchy for the last two days, and there's no telling if I'll be able to check my messages at 8.

 

K.

You do know the deadline is tomorrow, right Kibs?

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Clearly I do not.

 

Eh, forward the matches anyway. My cable people are unreliable and stupid.

 

K.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I do! But, I'm gone from tommorrow morning and saving the unlikely chance of finding an internet café somewhere, I won't be seeing if my match won for a week.

 

By which time, no doubt the fed will have turned on it's head or something important will have gone down just to annoy me.

 

Adios amigos and all that rubbish. Just try not to bash me too much in my absence.

[Toxxic 0]

God, Maddix sucks.

[King Cucaracha 0]

 

 

Oh...if anyone sees me booked next two shows, then a reminder to the booker that he's st00pd would be in order. Cheers.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Just checking something really quickly...

 

If we have something for the show that is not part of a match, who do we send it to?

 

Thanks in advance. VOTE KING FOR USJL CHAMP!

[Golgo 13 0]

That would be Thoth, I believe.