Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Report post Posted July 16, 2004 Coach: And before we continue with the second round, we have a special guest. Mrs Stephanie McMahon!! "I'm All Grown Up" blasts over the loudspeakers as Stephanie awkwardly steps onto the ramp with a 20s-style flowered thong, complete with red bonnet. She starts rubbing her right hand along her right thigh, meanwhile licking the fingers on her left hand, as the collective fans in the crowd begin to groan.* HHH: That's.....that's good, honey. I.....uh......Stephanie, what is the greatest achievement you've ever had? Stephanie: Um......remember when I won the Greenwich Meatball Eating Contest of 2003? That was pretty exciting. And then there was that Watermelon Eating Contest last January......that was pretty great..... HHH: Damn right it was. You advance to the next round! Stephanie: HOORAY! *Stephanie begins to jump up and down, her boobs vibrating violently with every jump. Suddenly, her bra rips off, and her right boob falls to the ground and begins to roll away. It abruptly rolls to the right and onto Edge's foot* Edge: Ah.....Christ......my foot. Not another injury! What the hell is that thing? Stephanie: I don't know. Like a bowling ball or something? Thanks, Hunter, baby! *Stephanie jogs backstage happily. Meanwhile, right before she's able to make it to the back, something falls out from behind her left thigh* HHH: I.....uh.....was wondering where the remote was. Fourth round for this woman! That is the funniest thing i've read in ages, totally made my day. I second that *BOWS DOWN* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 I flipped around and saw just one, where Hunter eliminated one of the girls. HHH: You use to be a cheerleader, right? Girl: Uh, yeah! HHH: Alright, maybe the crowd can help me out here: Give me a G! Crowd: G! HHH (with girl smiling like an idiot): Give me a O! Crowd: O! HHH (girl still hasn't figured out, and still smiling): Give me a N! Crowd: N! HHH (yes, the girl is still smiling like an idiot): Give me a E! Crowd: E! HHH (Hey, she finally figured it out!): You're GONE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 16, 2004 ....I missed HHH being entertaining?! (goes on a 5 minute rant of foul language) in the...(continues for another minute) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 If only they had the tune they play on Price is Right after you lose a pricing game when one of the chicks gets booted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 I didn't watch. So, think the thing is rigged? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted July 16, 2004 This was more entetaining then I expected, which ain't saying much. If any of you guys are country music fans or watch country music videos(doubtful on this board) Here are some somewhat interesting things: Karen(got kicked off, crowd booed Coach LOUDLY): Played "Maria" in Willie Nelson's video of the same name. Amy(Weber): I'm positive she's "Whiskey Girl" in the Toby Keith video of the same name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 People actually watched this? Was it worth it? EDIT: Well Sturgis liked it: This was more entetaining then I expected, which ain't saying much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 This was sadly the most unintentionally funny thing I have ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 The only part I saw was when coach eliminated some chick, I think her name was Karen McDougall or something like that, and the crowd chanted You Fucked Up and booed, HHH eventually went on stage and whispered something into coaches ear and they continued. That is all I saw but I found it humorous. For people who watched, why did they get so upset when this girl was eliminated? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 This was sadly the most unintentionally funny thing I have ever seen. Like Raw X or the Video Game Award show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 16, 2004 This was sadly the most unintentionally funny thing I have ever seen. Like Raw X or the Video Game Award show? I don't think he meant in a trainwreck way, but RAW X was funny because it was the worst way it could've happened. No surprises, no Austin, no Bret, an unhappy crowd thanks to The World sucking, and just bullshit "categories" that were rigged worse than the 1917 world series that the White Sox threw....or was it 1916? Oh who cares, no one here was even born. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 See what happens when you give away free tickets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 The only part I saw was when coach eliminated some chick, I think her name was Karen McDougall or something like that, and the crowd chanted You Fucked Up and booed, HHH eventually went on stage and whispered something into coaches ear and they continued. That is all I saw but I found it humorous. For people who watched, why did they get so upset when this girl was eliminated? This Karen McDougal? http://www.karenmcdougal.com/index2.cfm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Report post Posted July 16, 2004 So who won? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TigerDriver91 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 There was a diva search special? Guess I didn't care enough to even notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro7x 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 Hunter: I.....uh.....I understand you're a firefighter. Bobbi: Yes. Yes I am. Hunter: Well....uh.....tell me how you would put out my fire. Bobbi: Um......uh......he he......use water. Maybe a fire extinguisher too.....? He he. Hunter: ......no third round Correction, as I thought it was better the real way... Bobbi Sue: Hi Boys Hunter: Bobbi Sue it says here that you're a fire fighter Bobbi Sue: Yes Hunter: Explain to me in great detail what you'd do to put out my fire Bobbi Sue: Sweetheart, I don't think anybody could put out your fire Triple H Hunter: You're right, and neither could you, you're eliminated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 So who won? I didnt watch and I know no one "won" because this stupid Diva crap goes on for 10 more weeks on RAW. 10 MORE WEEKS! Im also going to point out that its really sad that this thread got more replys that the Smackdown thread (only counting posts related to Smackdown and not the Diva crap). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Report post Posted July 16, 2004 Hunter: I.....uh.....I understand you're a firefighter. Bobbi: Yes. Yes I am. Hunter: Well....uh.....tell me how you would put out my fire. Bobbi: Um......uh......he he......use water. Maybe a fire extinguisher too.....? He he. Hunter: ......no third round Correction, as I thought it was better the real way... Bobbi Sue: Hi Boys Hunter: Bobbi Sue it says here that you're a fire fighter Bobbi Sue: Yes Hunter: Explain to me in great detail what you'd do to put out my fire Bobbi Sue: Sweetheart, I don't think anybody could put out your fire Triple H Hunter: You're right, and neither could you, you're eliminated. I'm begining to think the Diva Search was just a ploy so HHH could pretend he was Simon from American Idol, thus holding that british twerp down. God they should have had Benoit on.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Report post Posted July 16, 2004 So who won? I didnt watch and I know no one "won" because this stupid Diva crap goes on for 10 more weeks on RAW. 10 MORE WEEKS! *CRIES* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro7x 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 It will probably be shown again this weekend or after RAW on monday. Not positive I just searched my Dish Network PVR...no listing for it in the next 10 days. Joe Schmo 2 is after Raw anway anyway, funny elimination ------------ Jericho: No Alison, I don't know if this is possible, but if you could change one thing about your body or your face what would it be? Alison: Actually I am pretty happy with myself, I don't think I'd change anything Jericho: Well good, I'm glad you're happy with yourself because you can go look in the mirror, I'm sorry, you're eliminated. ------------ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest combat_rock Report post Posted July 16, 2004 God, the two people that watched this and will be in attendance at the next Raw will probably pop for Hunter. I know I would. And I NEVER pop for Hunter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 This show appears to have been the most hilarious exercise in misogynism I've ever heard of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 I particularly liked this exchange for some reason. HHH: What's the most exotic place you have ever done it? Girl: The Getty mazeem. HHH: The Getty Museum? Girl: Yeah, the mazeem. Anyways, this show sucked it hard. And if Carmella wins this thing is a total fix. I don't care if she is hot, she had no personality whatsoever. Seriously, I have heard of Flair carrying a broomstick, I doudbt we need someone around with the personality of one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shanghai Kid 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 I particularly liked this exchange for some reason. HHH: What's the most exotic place you have ever done it? Girl: The Getty mazeem. HHH: The Getty Museum? Girl: Yeah, the mazeem. Anyways, this show sucked it hard. And if Carmella wins this thing is a total fix. I don't care if she is hot, she had no personality whatsoever. Seriously, I have heard of Flair carrying a broomstick, I doudbt we need someone around with the personality of one. Which WWE Divas have personality? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffybeast 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 They took the ugly black chick but eliminated Candice (The obvious crowd favorite). Are the judges stoned tonight? The black girl wasn't the hottest chick there but she sure as hell is not 'ugly'. Just because she has dark skin, a natural 'fro and doesn't look like a cookie cutter white blonde model doesn't mean she is ugly. I sadly watched most of the show. This contest is so rigged it isn't even funny. I hated how they eliminated the ladies. Geez, you don't have to be so damn mean or callous. There was no rhyme or reason to explain how they eliminated certain women. It just didn't make any damn sense. Of course this is WWE we are talking about. I will miss RAW for the next three months so I won't see this contest unfold. Thank God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dumb Fuck Report post Posted July 16, 2004 It's really sad that this thread beats most Smackdown's in posts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted July 16, 2004 No the sad part is that this show was BETTER than Smackdown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 Wait...10 more weeks? you mean I'll have to endure this in two weeks when I go to Raw? dear god WHY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 So for the 3 who watched, was this the girl Coach eliminated or not? http://www.karenmcdougal.com/index2.cfm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2004 yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
