k thx Posted July 20, 2004 Report Posted July 20, 2004 I'm deeply British. Other Brits not yet mentioned: WJM Nik Johnson Jay Spree (if he ever posts) FOOSTER~! Miss Mattitude Mystery Eskimo (I think) Anorak deancoles411 Vanhalen Dark Age TheFranchise2002
The Mandarin Posted July 20, 2004 Report Posted July 20, 2004 Canadian, but still representing the Commonwealth.
spiny norman Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 While it makes me gooey inside that Agent has ranked me as the 4th best Brit on this board, I feel that the fact I am Australian gives me an unfair advantage and unable to fairly lay claim to such a title. Unless this is an indication of just how great I am, or conversely of how pisspoor the British people are. Who else here is Australian then?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 ..and spiny norman's gone and shot himself, leaving the other three to battle it out.
spiny norman Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Didn't my beating the beggar count towards anything?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 TheFranchise2002 Strikes one and two for the Brits.
Guest croweater Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 While it makes me gooey inside that Agent has ranked me as the 4th best Brit on this board, I feel that the fact I am Australian gives me an unfair advantage and unable to fairly lay claim to such a title. Unless this is an indication of just how great I am, or conversely of how pisspoor the British people are. Who else here is Australian then? Raises hand! Then again we are still a part of the ever erroding British empire so it is kinda fair you're on the list. Oh and British people are ugly, I'll take being Australian anyday.
ulfistgut Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 A not very noticable Brit here. Wilcard entry or something.
WhenDanSaysJump Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Also British, but shit, when do I ever post?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Yeah, I don't even know you. You're not winning. I think I'm giving this thing to Plagiarism, due to his not posting in this thread. Cheers, to the first annual AoO british gentlemen's grand prix winner.
Dr. Tom Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Spree pwns the other Brits. I demand a recount!
PLAGIARISM! Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 If I post will I be stripped of the title?
PLAGIARISM! Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 And heres his prize! Yeah, like I don't already have one of those...
k thx Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Every Briton must have at least one bulldog effigy on him at all times, prefferably with a nodding head. Its in our constitution
Mystery Eskimo Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Mystery Eskimo (I think) Yeah... I carry this classy piece around to prove it
KTID Posted July 21, 2004 Report Posted July 21, 2004 Yeah, you lot fight it out to be considered the best british poster on TSM. But, I stake the first claim to being the most british of the lot.
Adam Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Nice to see all the Crumpetheads make themselves known.
welshjerichomark Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 When Britain first, at heaven's command, Arose from out the azure main, Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main, This was the charter, the charter of the land, And guardian angels sang this strain: Rule Britania! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. The nations, not so blest as thee, Must in their turn, to tyrants fall, Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to tyrants fall, While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free, The dread and envy of them all. (Chorus) Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Brittons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia (with pronuciation singing guide) When Britain first, at heaven's command, Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main, Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main, This was the charter, the charter of the land, And guardian A-a-angels sang this strain: Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee, Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall, Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall, While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free, The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all. (Chorus) Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Zorin Industries Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Its turning into the last night of the Proms in here
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Yeah I don't know what that means. I'm picturing a british school dance. I'd never want to live there, though, I don't think. All the cars are little. At least the ones on Monty Python are. That's really all I know of you lot. Monty Python, Snatch, and Trainspotting. All of you look like someone involved with one of those three things in my mind, but that's only because I've seen Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels just twice. Zorin is Renton Welsh I've seen a picture of, and doesn't look like any of them. Chave is Francis Begbie, even though I've seen a picture of him and they look nothing alike. Plagiarism is a mixture of Michael Palin and Spud. Morrissey's Quiff is Tommy, I guess. I thought spiny norman was british, and as a result, he still looks like Graham Chapman.
Zorin Industries Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Renton? Hmm, mind if I ask why? Oh, and the proms is the biggest msuical event of the year in Britain, heres a link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/proms/
Mystery Eskimo Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Monty Python would make British men seem like a bunch of cross dressers. Which actually, we are.
k thx Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Chave is Francis Begbie, even though I've seen a picture of him and they look nothing alike. You haven't seen a picture of me. That whole thread was a lie.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Now you definitely look like him.
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