Guest Suicide King Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, MONDAY, JULY 26TH, LIVE FROM THE CUMBERLAND COUNTY CIVIC CENTER IN PORTLAND, MAINE! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to realitycheck MAIN EVENT NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH Janus vs. Toxxic The PPV is right around the corner. Janus must face Toxxic and Tom Flesher with his precious World Championship on the line! But Toxxic squeaked a win past Flesher, and as a result he gets a chance to soften up Janus and formulate his strategy! These two gladiators meet in a what will be a preview of a tremendous main event at Ground Zero! Hey, and it's no DQ! In addition to the brutality this will hopefully engender you don't suppose Flesher might take an interest in this match, do you? Nah. Rules: no dq. no countout. falls count only in the ring. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire Maddix has a top secret problem getting ready to jump all over him at Ground Zero. Ace Lezaire wants in to the ICTV division so bad he can freaking TASTE it. It seems to me that each man could be the answer to the other's prayers. A win over a former ICTV champ is just what Ace needs, and if Landon could decisively defeat as formidable a challenger as Ace, Johnny Dangerous would certainly sit up and take notice. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH! Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich Sean Davis has seen Janus win two consecutive handicap matches. Sean Davis wants to be seen as every bit the force that Janus is. Sean Davis has decided that this is the way to go. Zed is not merciless though, and was unwilling to just sacrifice up two jobbers at random. No, instead Commissioner Zenon has offered Ced and Munich a chance for redemption from last week's BRUTAL beating at the hands of Janus. We know they can do it. The question now is, do they? Rules: normal rules. ced and munich must tag in and out. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth TAG MATCH Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark) The unlikely pairing of Ms. Montgomery and the Birdman somehow got ahold of the tag contenderships! Well, let's see what they can really do as a tag team, or are they another slapdash random pairing of singles wrestlers? Sending them against an established tag team should help us determine that right shortly! Rules: Standard tag match. Use the tag ropes! Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH "The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart Now, you are undoubtedly as confused as I am. Well, the Masked Man lost his title on Lockdown to Manson. He then stormed into Commissioner Zenon's office, throwing furniture around and DEMANDING to not get a rematch! Read that again. Ah... MM. What a card. Apparently he wants to put his entire effort into his newfound partnership with Todd Cortez. Well, the SWF marches on and we need someone to face Manson at the PPV! Enter two of our newest and brightest talents. They're being given the chance to shine, once they too throw some furniture around. Rules: no countouts, no dqs. first man to be put through a table loses. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Kibagami SINGLES MATCH "The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace When noobs attack! Technical difficulties prevented Mr. Silver's match from being shown on Lockdown. With this being the last show before Ground Zero, if he wants to make an impression this is the time to do it! But our latest import form the East may have different ideas about that... Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Kibagami CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher And now, Spike will find out the downside of allying himself with the Straight-Edge Sensation! Flesher requested a match with Toxxic for this show to finally show the young upstart what's what, but Toxxic has, shall we say, other problems tonight. Not to be placated, Flesher then demanded a shot at Jenkins! Tom plans to send a message loud and clear to Toxxic through the broken and bruised body of his compatriot. Spike Jenkins faces the most dangerous challenge of his entire career, tonight on Smarkdown! And if by some miracle he should defeat Flesher, one of the greatest champions the SWF has ever known... well, the spectre of Austin Sly waits for him on the horizon... Rules: Standard singles match. Well, except for one tiny little thing... Toxxic is barred from ringside. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck We had 27 people available to book. I left eight off the card, in the hopes that this would give them time to rest for our upcoming ppvs! any complaints or card changes will have to be handled by thoth or zed as I am leaving town in the morning. Edited July 22, 2004 by Suicide King
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Taamo's jerking the curtain? :: points and snickers ::
Golgo 13 Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 I had something here before about grabbing both pre and post-opening video package promo slots. Well, nevermind. I'll grab the pre-opening slot only. Not even worth calling, really, but just stating it for the record so no one else writes something for that slot.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 OH....MY....GOD. Edit: I call opening promo.
Dace59 Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 8 people left off the card? Go rest and all but I hope this isn't WWE syndrome. I know it isn't really, as when we have a large roster, show size is limited by the number of avalibable markers and the work they can acctually do.
Guest Fratastic Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 whew thank you for the break... this is my first card off and i really did needed the break to move into my new house this weekend and so forth thanks a milion suicide king
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) Reminder to all writers: If you would like for any elements of your angles/storylines to be mentioned on the HOLT Report, just shoot me a PM. I'll probably get the HOLT for Lockdown up on my lunch break. Edited July 22, 2004 by Mr. S£im Citrus
The Amazing Rando Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 I need to pay alot more attention to what has been going on as of late 'round here. Having not worked 40 hour weeks since '02 and now going back to them = barely any time for me. Either way, I'm actually going to be showing... OMG~
Zack Malibu Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Wow, second show in a row off for me. I suppose that's all well and good for me, given that I top Rando's work schedule by pulling 58 hours a week (teaching during the day, office at night). I'll just get a promo up on the board by the weekend for the 42nd St./MVS angle.
Toxxic Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 I top Rando's work schedule by pulling 58 hours a week (teaching during the day, office at night). ... I can't work out if that's admirable or stupid. Possibly both. Either way, I remain amazed that you find time to do this at all.
Zack Malibu Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 Keep in mind I also find the time to go out at night as well. I'm up at 7-ish every morning, in at school by 8:30, and work until 8 at night (I got right from one job to the other). I still hang out with friends, head to the club, etc. just like I always have. I just don't get tired very easily.
The Ill One Posted July 22, 2004 Report Posted July 22, 2004 I'm writing something to vent my rage. Roar, motherfuckers, roar. (Yes I'm gonna show 'cause I want to, dammit even if I'm not booked).
TheBostonStrangler Posted July 24, 2004 Report Posted July 24, 2004 So....this is a card. ..... .............. .............................. +1
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted July 24, 2004 Report Posted July 24, 2004 I need to pay alot more attention to what has been going on as of late 'round here. Having not worked 40 hour weeks since '02 and now going back to them = barely any time for me. Either way, I'm actually going to be showing... OMG~ Forty hours? Is that it? Pffft! You civilians have it sooo easy...
King Cucaracha Posted July 24, 2004 Report Posted July 24, 2004 Good job I just got back. Dunno whever I can show up with anything half decent seeing as I wasn't expecting to be booked...but I'll try.
muzz Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 I wouldn't worry, I didn't even make the world limit in a rush job of a match. ...But to get my sleeping patterns correct again, it's worth it.
King Cucaracha Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Well, I wouldn't worry if I were you either. Or something. I'm not showing. I'd apologise I guess, but I did ask for the show off over a week ago so there ya go.
Guest Fire and Knives Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 In the event that someone forgot that I do not give extensions: my new job requires my nocturnal ass to be awake and functional at 7:30 in the goddamn morning. No. Extensions. For anything. Ever. K.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 DONE! And with an hour to spare! Usually I don't get done matches until the last minute. I'm getting better! And with 4,407 words too. Whew...
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