The Official What I think You Look Like

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Kill yourself now CanadianMuggy.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Fire away, I am curious...just ignore the sig

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

I'd like to see what kind of vibes I give off.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'm pretty curious as well.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh what the hell, count me in.

[CanadianChick 0]

Retrospect! Let's see if the 2004 description still fits....

 

CanadianChick is leggy, slender, and healthy. She's the quintessential "good kid" with decent grades, and decent accolades in her activities, though she's not an overachiever.

Pretty accurate so far.

 

Her personality hasn't totally come to fruition yet, and she gets by on a sense of good clean fun and a nice smile. Still looking quite young, she has a whooping laugh, dimples, and is prone to looking at herself in the mirror and combing her hair to excess, though not out of vanity. Her teeth are flawless, aside from one chipped one.

Good clean fun? Not quite. And no dimples or perfect teeth...but still not bad.

 

The very picture of the girl next door who will probably turn out alright in the long run. She will never go to jail, although she will get her heart broken by a long haired blond guy while in college, at which point she might start drinking a little more, but it'll pass when she meets a nice guy she can predict, who is very attentive and loving, if a bit dull.

 

I hope that long haired blonde guy doesn't break my heart!

 

Why she bothers to post with the other bozos on here is beyond me. She doesn't seem like a pro wrestling type girl at all, unless it's primarily to oogle muscular guys in tights doing athletic springs and leaps.

 

Ha, no.

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Dammit, I got no sold 2 years ago.

 

Do me now baby.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Ah, this oughta be interesting. Me por favor.

 

Muggy looks like that fucking tool in your english class that you want to slap. He makes unfunny jokes and is oblivious to the fact that the people around him don't like him. If he ever has a kid (10% chance) the mother will then leave and win custody. At age 45, Muggy will have hair like Lyndon Johnson and work in insurance.

 

 

Oh God dammit....

 

EDIT: While I'm at it, let me pick apart this shit.

 

Muggy looks like that fucking tool in your english class that you want to slap.

 

Nah, I was pretty quiet in high school. Didn't start any shit really there.

 

He makes unfunny jokes

 

Three men walk into a bar. They're alcoholics and they beat their wives.

 

and is oblivious to the fact that the people around him don't like him.

 

Meh, don't really fucking care about that. Everyone puts on a charade. Truly, we hate everyone around us. They just don't know it.

 

If he ever has a kid (10% chance) the mother will then leave and win custody.

 

I don't want kids. Be happy motherfucker.

 

At age 45, Muggy will have hair like Lyndon Johnson and work in insurance.

 

My dad has hair similar to Lyndon Johnson, so I"m probably on my way. I'm studying for accounting and business, but I doubt I'll end up selling insurance.

 

Kill yourself now CanadianMuggy.

 

Yeah. Some internet jackoff on a message board that has no signifigance to the rest of this world tells me all this bullshit that he doesn't know, and I need to hang myself off the living room ceiling fan after that. Bravo.

[Guest Felonies!]

Whooooooaa there Muggsy Bogues. Nobody said anything about a ceiling fan. Who's the presumptuous asshole now?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well I was gonna say jump off a cliff, but the ceiling fan had more impact.

 

EDIT: I'm thinking about changing my name to Muggy Bogues now. Thanks Czech.

[Sandman9000 0]

I shall not have the good name of Mugsy Bogues savaged in this thread.

 

While you're at it Agent, hit me.

[Guest Felonies!]

EDIT: I'm thinking about changing my name to Muggy Bogues now. Thanks Czech.

OH SHEESH DON'T MENTION IT

(I'm sorry guys)

[Copper Feel 0]

If this thread is still in effect then sign me up for an assesment.

[The Niggardly King 0]

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[daileyxplanet 0]

Go ahead, make me cry.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd like to see what kind of vibes I give off.

 

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

I'd like to see what kind of vibes I give off.

 

You couldn't be farther off

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Sure, why the fuck not?

 

Lord of the Curry has slightly long hair the color of sand. He's thin but not fit, and has a coughing sort of percussive laugh. Most of his features are pointy; ears, nose, chin, cheekbones. He's like a canadian elf on dope. He's a small man in stature, and will get his ass handed to him bad by some drunken moron over a misunderstanding with a girl. He'll have a scar over one of his eyes to show for it for the rest of his days.

 

Canadian elf on dope...........awesome.

 

You were completely off in all areas, cept for the stature thingy. I look forward to my scar, though.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The black gentleman in the cowboy hat was obviously a joke, but I was pretty sure about LOTC. I think my sobreity has ruined my remote viewing. Thread over.

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I never got one.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

In twenty years:

 

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aw fuck

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Let me toss my hat in out of sheer curiousity.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I think the entire world wants to know what you think of Invader3K.

[Ravenbomb 0]

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I look great.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Chave is indeed rather cute.

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Chave is indeed rather cute.

QFT

[Craig Th 0]

Cute like a teddy bear?

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Cute like a teddy bear?

Cute like a fucking rocket.