Hoff Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 So okay, here's something that ought to bring out the worst in people. Pick one person (living or dead) that you'd like to hit, one object to hit them with, and one place to hit them (talking "in the gonads" as opposed to "in the library"). I will legitamately send the most creative responder $1 US. Ready, go.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 I started posting at WDI and in return you come here and do this. Hoff...you bastard.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 you're turning into a weak version of Piss, Hoff.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 Jeff Buckley, wrench in my hand, aimed at his trachea.
Hoff Posted July 25, 2004 Author Report Posted July 25, 2004 So far Inc's killing you other two bitches.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 cwm, an acetylene torch, and his hands
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 Scott Stapp's father, circular saw, his testes.
{''({o..o})''} Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 A young Dolly Parton, my little pisser, her face.
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 Chad Kroeger, staphylococcus, his mouth
Hoff Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Posted July 26, 2004 Chad Kroeger, staphylococcus, his mouth That's a yellow card, son. One more and you'll be ejected.
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Stephanie McMahon, comet Hale-Bopp, her noggin.
Hoff Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Posted July 26, 2004 That's it, you're tossed. I am amused by the thought of someone getting nailed in the skull by a comet, though.
Art Sandusky Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Karl Rove, a large fish, across the face.
Guest Dids Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Jessica Alba, my cock, her mouth.. OR The guy who beat my A4s with J9o earlier, with a "POKER FOR DUMMIES" book", in the face.
Guest ian. Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Carson Daily, the side of a wall, his funny bone.
The Mandarin Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Ted Danson, 18th century porcelain baby doll to the ear.
TheBigSwigg Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Last Free Voice, 1971 Dodge Challenger, Front Teeth
The Amazing Rando Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Hoff, Ahmed Johnson, Repeatedly. Tony Little; Baseball signed by Jesus, Walter Kronkite, and Pee Wee Herman; Achilles Heel
Richard Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Hitler, an electric saw, his left eye If this doesn't win, you're a racist
Hoff Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Posted July 26, 2004 Good turnout so hard, a winner will be hard to pick. Contest ends when I say it ends.
Zorin Industries Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Senator Joseph McCarthy, a sickle, back of the neck
k thx Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 THE FISH~!, a golf course, square in the fish hole
Ted the Poster Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Janeane Garofalo, manhole cover tied to a rope, her cunt
Slayer Posted July 26, 2004 Report Posted July 26, 2004 Everyone else who posted in this thread; a steady stream of Drury, Mole and old Anglesault posts; Central nervous system
Hoff Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Posted July 26, 2004 Slayer gets some big ups for proper use of the semicolon...as opposed to his improper use of the regular colon...ewww. Keep it up, kids.
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