Guest Horse hockey! Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Still at, uhm, whatever I was before. Too buzzed now to write anything. It's gonna come down to the wire! And I'm going out of town tomorrow! How convenient! I will show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Dude, you can't no-show a title defense on PPV; that's uncouth... Hell, I'll help you write it if you're in that bad of shape... Considering Johnny went apeshit over Toxxic simply offering to look over Spike's match once, I doubt he'd go for it. And if he did, many people would club him with blunt objects that have "Hypocrite" written on them. Uh, the chick and the chicken are currently near 10.3k, with no finish in sight since I suck. WHOAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I will murder you both if you try anything. I will fly out to Hawaii or wherever you are stationed, stab you, then fly out to wherever Johnny is, and stab him. I'm in that sort of mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I'm not in Hawaii anymore, Spike, I'm in Bremerton, WA... and, quite frankly, if you showed up in front of my door, I'd give you a hundred in cash if you even had the gumption to try to come out here and kill me. And, anyway, I was just joking about writing his match, anyhow. It's a bad joke, I'll admit, but a joke nontheless... Like I said earlier, no-showing for a title defense on PPV is uncouth; if Johnny can't squeeze something out of his ass, then he doesn't deserve to keep the belt, anyway... and this is coming from possibly the only person in the fed who likes him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Just in the fed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Depends on your definition of the word like, Spikey. But I'd think yes, in the fed, and hopefully not the entire world. On topic, now at 10.5k with a finish in my mind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Yes, just in the fed, Spike. You don't get to hire someone to come kick my ass... Either you do it yourself, or it's no deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Give me your address and full name, and I'll be there as soon as possible. I have a month to waste before school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 (edited) 1535 Thompson Drive, Apt #6 (Marina Ridge Apts.) Bremerton, WA You don't need my real name; just call me Dub Cee when you get here and identify yourself by your character in the fed, and I'll let you in... or were you planning to send me a letter bomb, or something? Now, here's the only rule: in order to collect the hundred, you have to land a punch on my nose. I'll even let you into the apartment, but this isn't a "free lick" type of deal: I will make you sing for your supper... EDIT - And just in case you plan to send a ringer, I'll probably give you a pop quiz on your character, or something in the fed, before I let you in. Edited August 1, 2004 by Mr. S£im Citrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 You said I'd get paid just for coming to the door, damn it. And I expect you to have that cash ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 That'd just be too easy... I tell you what, though; if you come here and let me whip your ass, I'll give you fifty anyway, just for your trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Nah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Okay, I'll throw in a six-pack of your favorite beer, too (since, for some reason, I get this 'underage drinker' vibe from you). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 IL just came to your door, didn't he WC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Nope; No one's been here in the past month but my landlord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 WC can't get laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Sadly, I must admit this to be the truth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Back on topic, I'll most likely be a no show. It's just too much too soon for me, but I don't mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I'd offer to write your match, Muzz, but my last offer appears to have spawned a somewhat negative reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I've been sitting at 2000 for the past couple days, due to procrastinating, of course. It's gonna take a lot of work today to finish this. I'm currently taking odds on whether I can write 5000-8000 words today in order to have this match go like I originally wanted, much less make it presentable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 If you have the day off, you should have no problem; in fact, if you haven't been to sleep yet, I'd try to take about a four-hour power nap, get up, take a Ginkoba pill... Busting out 8K in eight hours after that should be no sweat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I'll chip in at this point and say that 16.5k went to Zed last night. Unfortunately he has informed me that he's illiterate and can't read it, but that's not my problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I'll chip in at this point and say that 16.5k went to Zed last night. Unfortunately he has informed me that he's illiterate and can't read it, but that's not my problem. ...man, way to steal my thunder. Damn Brit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 But he's got a multi-man match with a zany stip. I've sent the tag match for Birdy to look over at around 12k. That simply shows that Maddix = insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Almost up to 6k, and I'm not even done writing the match yet! I should possibly reach about 6,500 to 7,000 for my match. *crosses fingers* EDIT: 6,635 words. Go me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 I AM FUCKED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 I AM FUCKED ...why do you say that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 9150. Yeah! Go Flesher! Let's have the two superior talents of the SWF (the veteran in you and the rookie in me) get wins! WHOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
