LooseCannon25 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Rodney Mack must be embarrased that his girl has a deeper voice than him
Guest Fook Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Man, what a bitch. She didn't even say thanks!
ChrisMWaters Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 See, that segment is why Molly is my goddess. ^^
Vyce Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 "You forgot your condoms!" Adding it to my list of things I never thought I'd ever hear said on WWE programming.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That picture of Lita/Kanes potential baby just made me black out laughing. What did Jazz say?
Exslade ZX Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Isn't Stevie Wonder dead? No.. That's Ray Charles...
jester Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 And is it just me, but does Molly look hot with short hair?
Rob E Dangerously Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Lita wouldn't be in this situation if she TOOK HER FUCKING PILLS
NYU Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Don't set your TiVo, Brian Gewirtz will quit, and Lita will get amnesia, postponing the marriage Personally, I think it's time Shawn Michaels makes his long-awaited return. Shawn: So, Kane, you thought it would be funny if you tried to break my neck? Make sure that I might never be able to breathe again? Well, I got you back. Roll the footage! *Footage of Kane at his Bachelor Party is shown on the Titantron. One of the female strippers gives him a drink that Kane swigs down happily. He slowly falls asleep, and the scene fades out to....a Las Vegas Wedding Chapel! Kane is laid out in the passenger seat and Shawn Michaels is driving the car* Minister: With the power vested in me, I now pronounce you to be man and wife. Congratulations! Shawn: Thank you. Hey, Mr. Cameraman, why not get a look at the BRAND NEW Mr. and Mrs. Shawn Michaels? *The scene fades out as the car slowly moves down the street, with the words "JUST MARRIED" printed on the window. The crowd gasps as Kane starts throwing over the conveniently-placed flowers in the ring* Shawn: Well, Kane, I guess now the question isn't IF.....but just HOW MANY TIMES we..uh....consummated the MARRIAGE!! *Kane barges out of the ring and ANGRILY~! runs after Shawn Michaels. Meanwhile, Lita starts sobbing in the ring, upset that a marriage to her true love has been aborted*
The Mandarin Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 It would have been better if she said "Who was your coach-- Stevie Richards? He throws like a girl," and then Stevie pops his head out of the door yelling "Do not!"
DMann2003 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This is possibly the worst storyline ever. And yet that segment was pretty damn funny
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That Gamecube promo gave me ECW flashbacks
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Did anyone else think the creepy ass Kane narration of the normal looking wedding invitation was pretty cool. The Kane/Hardy feud is just starting to get good, what with Matt taking Kane's head off with a suitcase, a good match at SS, and now this Diva segment. Too bad about Matt Hardy leaving though.
jester Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That picture of Lita/Kanes potential baby just made me black out laughing. What did Jazz say? SHe got Lita a "big red machine" for when Kane goes out of town.
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Isn't Stevie Wonder dead? Ray Charles. The other blind African American pop singer.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. Yes, but Orton hasn't been given a chance to draw yet. And THAT'S the difference. Oh I know, just suggesting waiting and watching to see if Orton fares better. WWE: We Can't Show Vibrators. I'll bet you aren't much for subtle humor. The child of Kane and Lita Sizzler will be named Western.
ChrisMWaters Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That Gamecube promo gave me ECW flashbacks ...damnit, now I'm picturing Mario acting like Terry Funk. Mario...IS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Shawn Michaels RETURN Vignette? And it gets boos! I love canada!
Shanghai Kid Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Was it just me, or was Trish extra hot in that last segment?
jester Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That Gamecube promo gave me ECW flashbacks ...damnit, now I'm picturing Mario acting like Terry Funk. Mario...IS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME! Mario Wrestling....now there's a game idea. Mario vs. Bowser in a flaming barbed wire match.
Exslade ZX Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 ...They're actually having promos for his return? What's up with all the great little video packages WWE's been coming up with recently?
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Shawn Michaels...in action! We're stuck in 1994, I tells ya.
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 It would have been better if she said "Who was your coach-- Stevie Richards? He throws like a girl," and then Stevie pops his head out of the door yelling "Do not!" YES Brilliant. I should not give Victoria a chance to do a hip-hop dance.
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