The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[Guest Fook]

Great, the diva Voting and wedding will take up the last 30 minutes of Raw

 

 

AND ITS THAT FUCKIN STEVE MCQUEEN WRANGLERS COMMERCIAL AGAIN!!!!

Don't forget the Smackdown Rebound. I know everyone here looks forward to that every week.

[AndrewTS 0]

Won't it be funny if Carmella actually WINS teh damn thing?

Yeah, but stupid.

 

*Opens file of 2 dozen or so nude Carmella pics*

 

Why would we need her anyway?

[Steviekick 0]

The worst part is that at this point, Flair putting someone over doesn't mean a thing because he's so old and washed-up and worthless in the ring. I mean, who hasn't beat Ric Flair?

Lex Luger?

Terry Funk?

But the Funker is still cooler.

[Guest Fook]

Yeah, Lex better hurry up and get back for one last run so he can get that invaluable rub from Old Man Flair.

 

For the record, I meant who hasn't beat Flair in WWF since 2001.

Hurricane

[Guest Quik]

The real question is thus: Does Shawn return tonight, only to tear his quad on the inevitable superkick to Kane?

 

And it's nice to see them rehash the Stephanie/UT wedding. Let's see how badly this one copies the first wedding. I say a bunch of midcarders run in to stop it, only to get their asses kicked. Then Shawn runs in, praises JEsus, and kicks Kane's ass.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

This is the main event.

 

HBK better be coming back.

Reverend: Anyone who objects speak now...

 

(Matt comes out)

(Kane kills Matt with fire)

 

Reverend: Anyone ELSE who objects, speak now...

 

(HBK comes out)

 

Reverend: Why do you believe these two should not be wed?

 

Shawn: Cause I hate skanky bitches more than anything.

 

(Superkick to Lita)

 

JR: H-B-KANE! H-B-KANE! BAH GAWD!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Well...they just said HBK returns at Unforgiven...:s

 

edit- Well..maybe not..they did say take part at Unforgiven.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Raw just made me fall asleep, no lie.

 

 

Okay so yeah I worked out from 6-7 and I'm still getting used to physical activity but yeah. Slept

[razazteca 0]

This might the 1st time in a long time that Raw might not overrun to the next hour.

[Anakin Flair 0]

So much for HBK comming back tonight.

[Steviekick 0]

Well, I guess we can cross HBK off the list...

[Guest Fook]

Apparently no Shawn tonight

[jester 0]

 

You don't need to put a guy over to make him a star.

I bet that's exactly what HHH says to Vince before the blowoff to every one of his feuds.

Like the Benoit feud?

 

Oh yeah, you're wrong.

 

Shut up.

Testy, testy.

 

I disagree with you, but I was not rude to you. Kindly return the favor.

[Guest SteveyP93]

Would it shock you if Hurricane beat Flair? Would it do anything for his career at all? Could it even be considered an upset? Anybody can beat Flair these days...that's my point.

[Steviekick 0]

This might the 1st time in a long time that Raw might not overrun to the next hour.

They should just finish early.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I actually see Shanw Michaels playing the minister tonight, with Eric Bischoff makeup from the smackdown wedding....all we need is Jamal and Rosey now.

[The Czech Republic 0]

By the way, what changed in Oregon that WWE can come?

[Guest Staravenger]

It would suck if Shawn Michaels returns and says he married Lita the night before. Then Kane still marries her, and she goes to jail for that...thing for marrying more than one person.

[AndrewTS 0]

If you think this show sucks, take a look at what's happening on the OTHER brand!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hey, HBK could still return at Unforgiven.

 

As a return TO THE RING.

 

I know it hurts to do so, but remember the Goldberg WWE Debuting?

[The Czech Republic 0]

This might the 1st time in a long time that Raw might not overrun to the next hour.

God I hope not. I really hope it does not.

[JoeDirt 0]

I actually see Shanw Michaels playing the minister tonight, with Eric Bischoff makeup from the smackdown wedding....all we need is Jamal and Rosey now.

"Wait a minute...did I just hear myself say...THREE...MINUTES?"

 

*HBK, Rosey, and Jamal attack Kane*

[Guest SteveyP93]

One thing is for sure: Kane is gonna laugh a lot. Because he's EVIL.

 

Kane: I'MGONNAMARRYOUOMGLOL2004~!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Maybe CHUCK PALUMBO~ will interfere in the wedding, kicking off his push to the top of the card.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Whoa - I thought Luther Reigns was Droz for a second.

[LooseCannon25 0]

this is one time i wouldnt mind them losing the video feed for the main event.

[Guest Staravenger]

I actually see Shanw Michaels playing the minister tonight, with Eric Bischoff makeup from the smackdown wedding....all we need is Jamal and Rosey now.

"Wait a minute...did I just hear myself say...THREE...MINUTES?"

 

*HBK, Rosey, and Jamal attack Kane*

*Kane no sells Jamal & Rosey but plays dead for a kick from HBK*

[The Czech Republic 0]

Kurt still does love his mil---oh

[Guest Quik]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Listen to the creepy, "watching your child get raped and murdered" music as Angle dumps paint on Eddy's car.

[LooseCannon25 0]

That son of a bitch Kurt Angle does such a dastardly thing like drop paint on Eddie Guerrero's borrowed car......damn him to hell!!!!!!!!!!