The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[razazteca 0]

This might the 1st time in a long time that Raw might not overrun to the next hour.

God I hope not. I really hope it does not.

As if the Joe Schmoe show needs the full hour.

[Guest SteveyP93]

Her BUTT's full. Thanks to the new Big Bell value menu.

[The Czech Republic 0]

This feels like one big phone sex ad.

 

And my BUTT is not hungry

[iliketurtles 0]

Okay, it makes no sense that Eddie is so pissed at Angle...when he has a new lowrider every show.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

You don't need to put a guy over to make him a star.

I bet that's exactly what HHH says to Vince before the blowoff to every one of his feuds.

Like the Benoit feud?

 

Oh yeah, you're wrong.

 

Shut up.

Testy, testy.

 

I disagree with you, but I was not rude to you. Kindly return the favor.

Okay, fine.

 

You're STILL wrong.

[Steviekick 0]

Maybe CHUCK PALUMBO~ will interfere in the wedding, kicking off his push to the top of the card.

Lilta's a definite step up from Billy.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think if we had to sum up tonight's Raw with one phrase, it would be "BUTT is hungry."

[Exslade ZX 0]

Lita looked..hott.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Lita is mad that her mirror doesn't induce flashbacks like Kane's

[Ted the Poster 0]

who hasn't beat Ric Flair?

I haven't.

[Guest Fook]

You know you're going to have to pay for that Lita.

[iliketurtles 0]

OH MY GOD...KANE HAS CLOTHES ON

 

He has to come out with his theme song and pyro.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

HE'S PIMPED OUT!

[Guest Staravenger]

Kane....is in a WHITE TUX, and looks like Frankenstein bald.

[Exslade ZX 0]

THE WHITE TUX~~!~!

[Steviekick 0]

OMG...Kane looks ridiculous.

[JoeDirt 0]

I feel bad for the fans in Anaheim.

 

KANE THE PIMP~!

[Guest Fook]

KANE IN A TUX!!!

[Guest Quik]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREATEST FUCKING VISULA EVCER!!!!!!!!!!! KANE I NA WHITE TUX! YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest SteveyP93]

OMG KANE IS A PIMP NU SMARK DARLING OMGLOL2004~! OH TAG

[jester 0]

Haha! Lita didn't break the mirror. It no sells.

 

But it's seven years bad luck, so it's just as well.

 

Kane, looking sharp.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Maybe CHUCK PALUMBO~ will interfere in the wedding, kicking off his push to the top of the card.

Lilta's a definite step up from Billy.

especially with those tirts

[Anakin Flair 0]

Look at Kane!

[LooseCannon25 0]

oh shit..>Kane in white tux........and you can see his elbowpads still on underneath the jacket....lol

[DerangedHermit 0]

Don't break the mirror, Lita. You might get bad luck.

[AndrewTS 0]

Kane in the white tux!

 

He was Droz's dealer!!

[Guest Fook]

who hasn't beat Ric Flair?

I haven't.

You don't count. You don't have any legs.

[JoeDirt 0]

Lita is mad that her mirror doesn't induce flashbacks like Kane's

I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping she saw a ghostlike figure of the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror.

 

KANE! WARRIOR! ONLY AT UNFORGIVEN! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW~!~!~!

 

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now?

[Guest Quik]

who hasn't beat Ric Flair?

I haven't.

You couldn't beat anything, halfy, you don't have any legs.