The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[JoeDirt 0]

I haven't watched RAW in months...I tune in...to the WORST RAW EVER?

[Guest Anglesault]

If only that was the first time the bride and maid of honor brawled at a wedding I've been at...

[Downhome 0]

WTF, he asks her and she says yes?

Well, she was obligated too...

Then why the fuck ask her?

 

*head explodes into a wall of fire*

[The Czech Republic 0]

so her name is Lita Kane now? Does that make him Kane Kane?

[Steviekick 0]

I can't wait for the Kane and Lita at home vignettes.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, Lita fufilled her side...so why can't she just get a divorce now?

[DerangedHermit 0]

What? The WWE couldn't afford to pay the orchestra to do it again?

[Guest Quik]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE worst angle of 2004, and the worst Raw of 2004.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

...AND THEY PLAY HIS THEME SONG.

 

What a fucking carwreck THAT was.

I'd have my theme music played after my wedding

[LooseCannon25 0]

By the way, would it have been so hard to get off the ramp and leave through the side?

 

I"ve seen Friday the 13th movies that made more sense

[iliketurtles 0]

By far, that was the worst Raw I've seen in YEARS.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well that went from surreal awesomeness to stupid clusterfuck and I think I went 4 for 4 on my preshow predictions

[JoeDirt 0]

I can't wait for the Kane and Lita at home vignettes.

Oh, and don't forget those kooky honeymoon vignettes coming up!

[AndrewTS 0]

Isn't this the first "marriage" in well over 10 years to actually happen as scheduled?

[Guest Staravenger]

This was the BEST RAW MOMENT OF ALL TIME!

 

Lita botching her vows....while shes READING THEM off of a piece of paper.

A whacked out video of Kane & Lita's "love"

Weird ass midgets.

Matt Hardy gets killed again.

A WALL OF FIRE!

Kane in a White Tuxedo.

[Slickster 0]

That was fantastic.

[Guest Fook]

Overall the show was horrible, but that wedding made it all worth it.

 

Admit it folks, that was the funniest thing in at least 5 years.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well good thing I watched Raw, now people heard the TV and I won't get laid.

[Guest ian.]

I'm sorry, but the wedding entertained the fuck out of me.

[Downhome 0]

They need to understand that it's RAWs like this that force people to never watch ANOTHER RAW again...ever.

 

I'd be willing to be there are a good many people out there like that right now, and who are serious.

[Guest Quik]

Actually, I take it back.

That was both the worst segment of all time, and the best segment of all time.

[LooseCannon25 0]

That was purely Crapilicious

[Guest Fook]

RD Renyolds is going to have a field day with this one...

[iliketurtles 0]

I'm sorry, but the wedding entertained the fuck out of me.

That's the thing...it was beyond any points of being horrible that it was funny. That video package was great...Kane just being goofy was great...Trish's insane hotness was great...add more if you want!

[skullman80 0]

and people wonder why Pro Wrestling is looked at as a joke a lot of the time...that segment just proved it...

[what 0]

They need to understand that it's RAWs like this that force people to never watch ANOTHER RAW again...ever.

 

I'd be willing to be there are a good many people out there like that right now, and who are serious.

Nah, I was entertained.

[jester 0]

I'm sorry, but the wedding entertained the fuck out of me.

Me too.

 

It's a little like eating a bacon double cheeseburger with cheese fries. You enjoy it, though you know deep down it's killing you.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Well...Maria Menunos loves wrestlers..

[what 0]

They need to understand that it's RAWs like this that force people to never watch ANOTHER RAW again...ever.

 

I'd be willing to be there are a good many people out there like that right now, and who are serious.

Nah, I was entertained.

[razazteca 0]

so her name is Lita Kane now? Does that make him Kane Kane?

Yeah just like Mario Mario.