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Half Man Half Buscuit - With Goth On Our Side

 

"And my name - it is Dai Young,

I'm the king of Welsh goths.

The village I come from

is near Abersoch.

I was brought up on Bauhaus

and black bedroom walls

and I had my first "snakebite"

when I was in halls.

 

Now the graveyard is calling,

the sky's getting greyer.

I'll drink the warm blood of

the borough surveyor

and I'll murder the verger,

I've seen how he gorps

and I'll write on his headstone

"Here lies Jones the corpse".

 

Now, my overweight girlfriend

she sits and she quips.

Her mother's convinced she's

communing with Imps.

Her brother's alright though,

he's a good lad, is Wilf.

'cause he's into Placebo

and Cradle Of Filth.

 

At my gig up in Butlins,

the Redcoats complained.

They tried to remove me,

with bottles, they rained.

But for the first time in history,

I didn't run and hide.

and the Scousers in shellsuits

had Goths on their side.

 

Now this land of my father's,

it don't suit my needs.

I'd rather be some place,

like Bradford or Leeds.

Where the Gipton teenagers

could meet in my shed.

For advice on Mascara

and all things undead.

 

Now, my left index finger

is nine inches long.

It's harbouring over

a world that's gone wrong.

Ask me to Prestatyn,

and that's what I'll do

and we'll all die together

and "Dylan" can't sue. "

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