The One and Only Crystal Thread~!

[Patty O'Green 0]

And don't name me Patty Duff either!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::hits Patty with a book of names::

[Patty O'Green 0]

I have killed this thread. I’m proud of myself. I claim its remains for Finland.

 

[CanadianChick 0]

::Cuts down flag with ax::

 

I'm a lumberjack.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::takes flagpole and hits Crystal with it.::

[Patty O'Green 0]

That's spousal abuse. AND THAT'S MY FLAG!

Edited September 13, 2004 by Patty O'Green

[Patty O'Green 0]

Eric Brewer does not deserve to be on team Canada.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Today for lunch I had a steak and cheese sandwhich. It was good.

[Zack Malibu 0]

That's spousal abuse. AND THAT'S MY FLAG!

LMAO. That was a good one, ol' chap.

 

But she commited it first on the first page!

[Patty O'Green 0]

But she commited it first on the first page!

 

You gave her a wedgie!

[Zack Malibu 0]

That's not abuse!

[Patty O'Green 0]

There are a number of good lawyers who would claim otherwise. Fellas out there tryin to make that $.

[Zack Malibu 0]

She wouldn't disown me/sue me for a wedgie!

 

...would she?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Crystal is champ? Awesome.

 

 

You go girl~!

[Patty O'Green 0]

I don't like Canada or its people.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Shows up in thread wearing Canadiens jersey.::

[Adam 0]

*Laughs at Zack's poor spelling*

and you're a teacher?

[Zack Malibu 0]

*Laughs at Zack's poor spelling*

and you're a teacher?

Uh, that's how Montreal spells their team name, Aussie boy.

[Tony149 0]

*Laughs at Zack's poor spelling*

and you're a teacher?

Uh, that's how Montreal spells their team name, Aussie boy.

This gives me a chance to be witty.

 

I do believe the saying is...OWNED~!

 

Zack, don't forget to send it before 8 p.m.

[CanadianChick 0]

::BELTSHOT~! to Northstar!::

 

I don't care what you had for lunch! Geez!

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

::CORPORATE BELTSHOT~! to Crystal, coutersy of The Corporate Champion~!::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Zack, don't forget to send it before 8 p.m.

Send what?

[Patty O'Green 0]

::BELTSHOT~! to Northstar!::

 

I don't care what you had for lunch! Geez!

I know you don't mean that.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Today in yoga we learned a new breathing technique. I'd be happy to share it with all of you sweet little children.

 

CC, today I had two month old pizza for lunch. It tasted rubbery. PM me if you'd like to know my mid morning snack.

[Tony149 0]

Zack, don't forget to send it before 8 p.m.

Send what?

Returns to sender.

 

BOOM~!

 

::BELTSHOT~! to Zack~!::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pfft, what belt do YOU have? Besides that cheesy toy Batman utility one that you've worn since the first movie came out?

[Tony149 0]

Pfft, what belt do YOU have? Besides that cheesy toy Batman utility one that you've worn since the first movie came out?

It's a collectors item now, fool! Just like McDonald's Superhero sandwhich from 1995. And at least I don't own a rubber Bat-suit with nipples. Oh wait, I do.

 

::rubs Bat-nipples::

 

Because "mama said knock you out..."

 

:: ANOTHER BELTSHOT~! using Zack's OAOAST... Oh, how foolish of me. I forgot you lost the title to a GIRL. Eww! Whips Zack with leather belt. No, wait. That could be used against me as some sort of sex toy fetish joke. "Um... Saved by the Bell sucks, and Dustin Diamond said so!"::

[Zack Malibu 0]

TAKE IT BACK YOU RICK RUDE WORSHIPPING SACK OF NON-COOLNESS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME!

 

::whether that was in or out of character is up for YOU, the reader to decide!::

 

[NYU 0]

::GRABS A STEEL CHAIR....

 

.....and sits down, quietly pondering some of the actions that have gone on in this thread::

[Adam 0]

THAT'S how the team spells their nickname? Damn Canadians, someone get those people a decent Education.