kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 OK, for the last, well, it seems forever, we've been talking about this stupid election. Bush is a Nazi. Kerry is a Flip-Flooper. Bush is our 9/11 God. Kerry is a Vietnam Hero. Now, I love me a good political debate like anyone else -- well, not really since I have an ADD conditition when it comes to reading posts that are not written by me and are longer than three sentences. However, I'm already sick of hearing about the latest poll numbers that mean nothing two months away from the election. I'm also tired of seeing "Who would you vote for as of 8/12/04 at 1:30 p.m?" threads. Of course, I know this political bickering will continue right up to the Election, and that's why I have decided to make it worth something. I'm calling on all you Kerry/Bush lovers/haters to put your money where your mouth is. If you support your candidate so much, or if you're opposed to a candidate and want him defeated at any cost, I'm calling your punk-ass out. I say let's make a wager on who will win the 2004 Election -- Bush or Kerry -- and let's put something on the line that will remind us of our glorious victory or bittersweet defeat. Our Avatars. Here's how it will work. Someone who is on Bush's side hook up with somone on Kerry's side via this thread by issuing an open challenge on this post. Someone who is on Kerry's side accept an open challenge of your choice by a Bush Backer. If Bush wins the election, the Bush backer gets to choose the Kerry backer's Avatar and subject line, and versa vice should Kerry win the election. Now I know a number of you are going to say "But I'm THIRD-PARTY INDEPENDENT." Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here. I don't like most of you anyway. Now I figure a fair amount of Avatar take-over time should be from when the election is over to the end of the 2004 calendar year. And of course, the Avatars and subject line must conform to TSM standards. Now who's in, and more importantly, which Kerry supporter faggot will accept my challenge? Fellow Conservative Brigade members follow suit, if you have the nerve. Remember, only those that are Bush Backers issue the open challenge and only those that are Kerry Backer accept an open challenge. I figure things should work more smoothly if one side does the challenging and the other side does the accepting, if things should work at all, that is...
Guest MikeSC Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Hell, I'll challenge any Kerry backer on this --- but I need to know a good site for really insulting images for an avatar. -=Mike ...Who was hoping for a "KKK for Kerry" thread...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 What about Kodos? What about him?...
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Post was too long, I didn't read it. But I'll accept.
Styles Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 SCREW THIS NAMSY PAMBSY AVATAR CRAP! I CHALLENGE ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO A DUEL! Seriously though, I'll be in. I'm pretty confident in a Bush victory, so if Kerry wins I'll be impressed enough to have his creepy mortician like mug as my avatar for a couple months. I'll only hook up with INXS if his part of the deal involves his avatar being a short clip of him taking a hammer to his gentials.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 You have a strange obsession with INXS's genitals.
cbacon Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 I'm sure many people here are neither Bush or Kerry supporters but have keen interest in the election. An unfortunate scenario during this two party system. I'm sure many here also feel the sentiments that Bush is the far lesser of two evils, so those who want this clown out of office aren't necessarily pro-Kerry either.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 Post was too long, I didn't read it. But I'll accept. Whose challenge are you accepting? Mine or MikeSC's?...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 I'm sure many people here are neither Bush or Kerry supporters but have keen interest in the election. Yes, and I covered that with the following: Now I know a number of you are going to say "But I'm THIRD-PARTY INDEPENDENT." Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here. I don't like most of you anyway.
BX Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 No Tyler, I got Mike. ::throws glove on the ground:: Challenge, bitch. Challenge.
Guest MikeSC Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I've already said I'll take anybody's challenge. Hell, I take yours and Tyler's. -=Mike
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 6, 2004 Author Report Posted September 6, 2004 OK, so far it's Me v. Tyler, BX v. Mike, and Slapnuts v. INXS. Anyone else, or are you all a bunch of Third-Party pussies?...
Styles Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 anyone want to challenge me? Jobber? jig? NoCal? Kamui? If we can't set up enough 1 on 1 challenges we can do it by grouping...
2GOLD Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 OK, so far it's Me v. Tyler, and BX v. Mike. Anyone else, or are you all a bunch of Third-Party pussies?... I'm a no party pussy thank you. You should charge admission to this, you might make a fortune.
Spicy McHaggis Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 This Bush Backer is in.... Open Challenge!
The Mandarin Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Open challenge: Somebody will win the election, and the Canadian dollar will still be worth shit. Now bring it on.
Guest SP-1 Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Open challenge: Somebody will win the election, and the Canadian dollar will still be worth shit. Now bring it on. Oh TAG~!
Jobber of the Week Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Sorry, I'm not participating. Technically I can't.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Hmm.. Should I risk my avatar and sig? Wait I don't have a sig. Oh who am I kidding Bush has this one anyway . Should anyone care to I guess I'll give it a shot.
Guest INXS Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Count me in..i'll go head to head with Slapnuts!
Styles Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Count me in..i'll go head to head with Slapnuts! Wow...I feel honored or something. Bring it on, toodlepip.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 The highpoint of the election thus far? Zell Miller ripping Kerry a new asshole four ways from Sunday. "SPIT-BALLS??!?!?"
Jobber of the Week Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 The highpoint of the election thus far? Zell Miller repeating the same lies that have been shot down time and time again since Feburary. Altered for a better reflection of the truth.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 You have to be kidding me, hippy.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Posted November 3, 2004 Don't think I forgot about this. In the spirt of uniting the TSM board, I'm only going to alter Tyler's Subject Line...
Styles Posted November 3, 2004 Report Posted November 3, 2004 INXS...you're MINE. Having you use something that says "I'm stupid" or something would just be redudant, I want something that I know will irk you, and sums up the victory. Thus, I motion for this to be INXS's new avatar: I hope you respect the agreement.
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