Raw 9/6/04

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

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Why is the ramp gone?

When the ramp is missing, something is usually driving into the arena and down the aisle or something similar.

I was going to say HBK was going to drive down during the ME in the Popemobile but that wouldn't really make too much since.

Maybe the short bus comes to pick up Eugene

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Wow, Eugene's bleeding allready? That was fast.

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So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock.  Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character.

Sorry if I offended you. I just see her with the whole thug princess look.

You didn't offend me at all. I was referring to the other dude who said "talk about stereotype".

 

Besides I like Terror Squad...lean back

Gotcha. The whole album is really good.

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Why do they always have cage matches on RAW and Smackdown but almost never on PPV?

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."

 

Points if you catch the reference

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Why is the ramp gone?

When the ramp is missing, something is usually driving into the arena and down the aisle or something similar.

I was going to say HBK was going to drive down during the ME in the Popemobile but that wouldn't really make too much since.

Maybe the short bus comes to pick up Eugene

...with Flair driving, and Scott Hall strapped in a seat for added effect.

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Im gonna be totally unoriginal and say that Steve Austin comes down the ramp in his truck during this match. And then stuns....Eugene. Return of the 2 man powertrip. Thats why the ramp is gone.

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Why do they always have cage matches on RAW and Smackdown but almost never on PPV?

...Because cage matches are now seen as 'lesser', especially when compared to how they used to be.

 

The novelty has worn off.

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Im gonna be totally unoriginal and say that Steve Austin comes down the ramp in his truck during this match. And then stuns....Eugene. Return of the 2 man powertrip. Thats why the ramp is gone.

That'd be kinda cool.

 

Or not. I'm not sure.

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uh oh, Serious Jerry Lawler is talking.

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Im gonna be totally unoriginal and say that Steve Austin comes down the ramp in his truck during this match. And then stuns....Eugene. Return of the 2 man powertrip. Thats why the ramp is gone.

Then Vince Russo comes out, and WWE officially declares bankruptcy.

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."\

To be co-released with the Fat Little Pig children's book.

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Im gonna be totally unoriginal and say that Steve Austin comes down the ramp in his truck during this match.  And then stuns....Eugene.  Return of the 2 man powertrip.  Thats why the ramp is gone.

Then Vince Russo comes out, and WWE officially declares bankruptcy.

But not before blasting some homeless people into space.

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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."\

To be co-released with the Fat Little Pig children's book.

You rule

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At least HHH is being a mega heel tonight.

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"I'm glad to see the pedigree."

 

JR you fucking tard. He's trying to kill him... he's not gonna pedigree him and walk out. He's gonna render him unconscious, and then go medievel on his ass with a blow torch and a pair of pliers.

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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

I dunno. Why do you run to the Royal Rumble when they call your number? WWE logic.

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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

Doesn't matter...nobody ever wins by going out the door anyways.

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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

Because most people's instinct isn't to crawl backwards.

 

And because getting kicked in the face would suck like a bitch.

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Then Vince Russo comes out, and WWE officially declares bankruptcy.

First they announce they've resigned Mark Henry for another 10 years, and made Nash head booker.

 

"Well Steph, I guess we can kiss that inheritance goodbye." -Shane McMahon

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I'll say Kane cuts a promo on Lita explaining how he wants the baby for his own evil reasons.

 

Then during the match Lita drives down in Angle's milkmobile and douses Kane while saying "THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'RE GONNA GET"!

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I would have laughed if HHH would have left the cage to get the sledgehammer.....only to realize he just fucked up and ended the match. With a "awww fuuuuck" look on his face

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I think Hunter's been forgoing those wild nights with Steph to sit in his basement with popcorn and a protein shake watching old NWA footage. I can see him doing that too.

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."

 

Points if you catch the reference

Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

Doesn't matter...nobody ever wins by going out the door anyways.

HHH just pulled it off.

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Summerslam 1997 anyone?

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That sucks.

 

I'm sure that hurt really...

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I missed it.. what did he do the first time to break Eugene's shoulder?