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Poor cage match logic #21

 

Why do you crawl out of the cage head first when you need to get two feet to touch the floor to win?

Doesn't matter...nobody ever wins by going out the door anyways.

HHH just pulled it off.

HHH is always the exception to the rule I suppose. :)

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."

 

Points if you catch the reference

Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it.

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Eugene is goooooooooone.....back to OVW buddy

Again, Triple H has declared three times that Eugene will be gone. It hasn't happened before, sure as hell won't happen now.

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Doesn't matter...nobody ever wins by going out the door anyways.

HHH just pulled it off.

They can't have HHH climb a cage and then drop off it.

 

If he landed on his feet, the results would not be pretty.

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I think Hunter's been forgoing those wild nights with Steph to sit in his basement with popcorn and a protein shake watching old NWA footage. I can see him doing that too.

HHH: "Steph, there's nothing wrong. Now that we're married, we don't have to be intimate anymore. That's what happens when you get married, you just don't have to show you love someone by making love. Just ask your parents. Besides, me watching this old Nikita Koloff match shows how much I love you."

 

::flexes and spits water up as Steph runs away like a giddy school girl::

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Eugene is goooooooooone.....back to OVW buddy

I don't get this at all.

 

How is this Eugene's fault? It is more of WWE's fault for pushing him too far, too fast.

 

He is a good wrestler and doesn't need to go back to OVW.

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No way is Euegene going back to OVW now, he just got more heat as a babyface there than the entire roster has in months. "LET'S GO EU-GENE" chants, and HHH looked like a souless beast beating him like that.

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Eugene is goooooooooone.....back to OVW buddy

Again, Triple H has declared three times that Eugene will be gone. It hasn't happened before, sure as hell won't happen now.

I'd mark out if Eugene shows up at the PPV during the HHH match with a full body cast. But he takes too damn long to get to the ring, so long that he misses the ending of the match and doesnt make it into the ring until the cameras fade to black and everyones gone.

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."

 

Points if you catch the reference

Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it.

Ah...I remember now.

 

I used to love how Comedy Central would show repeats on Sunday nights...

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Eugene is goooooooooone.....back to OVW buddy

I don't get this at all.

 

How is this Eugene's fault? It is more of WWE's fault for pushing him too far, too fast.

 

He is a good wrestler and doesn't need to go back to OVW.

Who said it's Eugene's fault? and why are you making it seem like I don't like him. I just think they may send him back down for a few weeks or a month and repackage him or soemthing. I like the guy and have seen him wrestle in OVW. He put on a freakin clinic with Benoit a few years back. The guy can do his thing

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Diva Search time? Here comes the segway from brutal beating to hot, annoying bitches.

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Vince just shilled his E-Fed that he sued countless people for, so he wouldn't have any competition, again.

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Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages?

only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance.

Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space."

 

Points if you catch the reference

Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it.

Ah...I remember now.

 

I used to love how Comedy Central would show repeats on Sunday nights...

Animation Block back in 2000. w00t.

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Dammitt. Edge interview. What's worse? Diva Search or Edge?

 

Are we gonna get a two IC belt feud a la Shawn/Razor from '94?

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Damn, first Orton, now Edge is shooting all over Triple H.

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