The OAO Raw IS Diva SearcHHH thread

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I had just started work in WWE as a New Wrestler on "WWE RAW". My profile

was really good, I was 6'6", 321 pounds of Muscle and BIG enough to kick

Kane's Big ASS! That's why Vince put me on RAW because he had a plan to

have me, Batista, Tyson and Kane fued which would be code named "Battle

of the Beasts". But anyways...it was 9.30pm and RAW had just finished, I

had been in the Main Event of RAW due to it being me vs Tyson and the WWE had put Victora as my ally when I was fighting Tyson, due to Trish being with him.

I had won the match thanks to the help of Victora who kicked Trish's ass when Trish tried to interfer. But then after the match Tyson attacked Victora and ran off with Trish when I came running with a steel chair, so I ended up carrying Victora backstage in my arms and I couldn't

help but notice how lovely her Ass felt, how nice and chunky it was and I

had also notice this when she was wrestling, the way he ass jiggled when

she ran or hit the mat but obviously I didn't show this on camera.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Monster pop for Vinnie Mac

 

 

and whats up with htose giant gloves.......they were a bit misleading

[razazteca 0]

Vince needs to say YOU'RE FIRED

[jester 0]

Let's see.... time for the divas to slobber all over the boss. It's been awhile since the last McMahon ego stroke.

[iliketurtles 0]

BISCHOFF'S GETTING FIRED!

[The Czech Republic 0]

He does this every Friday.

[Downhome 0]

Here comes the "shake ups".

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

But Vince...I thought your season never ended?

 

[The Amazing Rando 0]

A groundbreaking announcement...

 

 

 

John "Earthquake" Tenta as RAW GM~

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Carmella and Christy get to join the "Kiss My Ass" club.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Goodbye Brand Split

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Coach, you're fired?

[iliketurtles 0]

I hope he does something crazy next week that makes me want to watch.

[Vyce 0]

Waittaminute....

 

*checks calendar*

 

Yep, looks like it's time for the bi-annual WWE reboot.....

[DMann2003 0]

I loved seeing the strut again from Vince

 

Is the announcement he's temporarily pulling WWE program and replacing it with 1989 NWA TV?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Vince is the man.

[DMann2003 0]

But Vince...I thought your season never ended?

 

Macho Man- "Hey kid, wanna play catch?"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Vince is a COACHIST~

[The Czech Republic 0]

I <3 Vince

[spman 0]

The number is 203-352-1587. It's a Connecticut number, and it currently doesn't do anything. You dial it and you just get a whole lotta nothing.

[Ted the Poster 0]

*marks out*

[razazteca 0]

The only way to keep this from a boxing match is to have the WHITE WOMEN beat up the BLACK MAN.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

McMahon makes Trump look like a PUSSY.

[The Czech Republic 0]

OMG REF ON THE MIC

[Exslade ZX 0]

Wait...what reason did he have to fire Coach...? :/

 

RACISM~~!

[DMann2003 0]

Vince needs to say YOU'RE FIRED

Ask an ye shall receive

[iliketurtles 0]

I hope Carmella pulls out a steak knife.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

The ref is one of the best mic workers in the company!

[CBright7831 0]

NO NO NO!

 

CHRISTY'S MOMENTUM IS GONE!

 

FUCK THIS!!!

[LooseCannon25 0]

Carmella won't get arrested for this right?