The Czech Republic Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Since we touched 'em all this week, thought I'd throw it out
Aero Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 I voted for "You're facing....KAAAAANE!" Funny in the sense that I think that just about EVERYONE can call it from a mile away. Personally, I never saw anything special about sensible Randy Orton, but whatever.
Papacita Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Where'd the whole sensible Orton thing come from anyway? I don't get it.
Guest Staravenger Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 What the heck is "Smaffles"?
The Mandarin Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. Now the name has been immortalized under the guise of a pimping bear. Also, "One, two goirks" was awesome as well.
Slayer Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 From all the ones I participated in, it's a tie between "See the baby" and "Worst case Scenario"
Guest Staravenger Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption?
The Mandarin Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg.
The Czech Republic Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Posted September 14, 2004 Where'd the whole sensible Orton thing come from anyway? I don't get it. (deep breath) After Orton got turfed from Evolution, HHH cut a promo in which he demanded that Orton hand the title back. When Randy came out, he spit in HHH's face, who was flanked by both Flair and Batista. Rather than take out Evolution, Orton ran out of the arena, knowing that he would get his ass kicked in a 3-on-1 meeting. This bothered half of the board, while the other half applauded Orton for doing the smart thing. The rebuttal was "the hero is supposed to go up against all odds--nobody wants to see the good guy do the sensible thing." The next week when I tried to start the Raw thread, I asked if Orton would do anything sensible again (little did I know in a matter of weeks he would pop out of a combusting novelty cake), which amused people. And then the infamous JPEG Theater happened, and now the joke has died back down to just posting the Orton photo and saying "That was sensible." (sigh) Smaffles!
Guest Staravenger Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles.
Australian Pride Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I voted for Lita' talking (or non-talking in this case), because it just offered up so much variety (Suffle, KHAAAAN, Berschoff). The fact she couldn't even speak properly when she was reading off a card during the wedding segment was the icing on the (non-exploding) cake.
DerangedHermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 You know what would be a better punishment than a ban from TSM? YOU'RE FACING KANE!
DerangedHermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast.
Guest Staravenger Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I wonder, if Kane turned face, who does he face as punishment? Shadow Kane? Is he going to wrestle with his shadow?
DerangedHermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I wonder, if Kane turned face, who does he face as punishment? Shadow Kane? Is he going to wrestle with his shadow? No, he would face KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! And in a bit of irony, my last name is Kahn.
The Mandarin Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast. Or a pimping bear.
Guest Fook Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 KAAAAAANE is tops, followed closely by Smaffles and Lita's "talking". I never found any of the rest funny at all.
The Czech Republic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 The one week where everybody mocked Drury's "Thanks" by having their own taglines after every post (mine was "...That's My Momma!", for instance) was pretty good. The Baby was funny, then it went away, and when it came back it stopped being funny.
The Amazing Rando Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Lita's talking...it's not worth the rithk to chewf any thing elf.
Guest Quik Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I went with the sensible choice. But I am quite fond of "KAAAAAANE!"
Guest Fook Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Hey, where's Benoit's BOOMSHAKALAKA?
algrim Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 The kane schtick is just like WHAT?!It was funny for a while, but then it got old real fast.
The Czech Republic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 aw I forgot about BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA, it's a new one, forgive me
The Czech Republic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 The kane schtick is just like WHAT?!It was funny for a while, but then it got old real fast. Um, the whole point is that they all stopped being funny. the NBA Jam stuff hasn't gotten burned out yet, actually
The Amazing Rando Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Hey, where's Benoit's BOOMSHAKALAKA? ABOVE THE RIM~
razazteca Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 What about the coffee spill excuse that is used to setup matches? Replace Lita can't talk with DIVAS can't talk and I would vote for that. Trish can't show emotion or cry on demand, Jazz was the worst announcer on Heat, Christy's "BUTT is hungry", Nidia speaks spanish too fast....
DCMaximo Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I went Randy Orton, anything else just wouldn't be sensible *ducks bottles being thrown at him*
DerangedHermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 It has to be....KAAAAANE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Angle-plex Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Don't forget about when Kane was tag team with RVD though, because back then it was: "You're facing....none other than....THE BIG SHOW!".
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