The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Since we touched 'em all this week, thought I'd throw it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 I voted for "You're facing....KAAAAANE!" Funny in the sense that I think that just about EVERYONE can call it from a mile away. Personally, I never saw anything special about sensible Randy Orton, but whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Where'd the whole sensible Orton thing come from anyway? I don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 14, 2004 What the heck is "Smaffles"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. Now the name has been immortalized under the guise of a pimping bear. Also, "One, two goirks" was awesome as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 From all the ones I participated in, it's a tie between "See the baby" and "Worst case Scenario" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Where'd the whole sensible Orton thing come from anyway? I don't get it. (deep breath) After Orton got turfed from Evolution, HHH cut a promo in which he demanded that Orton hand the title back. When Randy came out, he spit in HHH's face, who was flanked by both Flair and Batista. Rather than take out Evolution, Orton ran out of the arena, knowing that he would get his ass kicked in a 3-on-1 meeting. This bothered half of the board, while the other half applauded Orton for doing the smart thing. The rebuttal was "the hero is supposed to go up against all odds--nobody wants to see the good guy do the sensible thing." The next week when I tried to start the Raw thread, I asked if Orton would do anything sensible again (little did I know in a matter of weeks he would pop out of a combusting novelty cake), which amused people. And then the infamous JPEG Theater happened, and now the joke has died back down to just posting the Orton photo and saying "That was sensible." (sigh) Smaffles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Australian Pride 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I voted for Lita' talking (or non-talking in this case), because it just offered up so much variety (Suffle, KHAAAAN, Berschoff). The fact she couldn't even speak properly when she was reading off a card during the wedding segment was the icing on the (non-exploding) cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 You know what would be a better punishment than a ban from TSM? YOU'RE FACING KANE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I wonder, if Kane turned face, who does he face as punishment? Shadow Kane? Is he going to wrestle with his shadow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I wonder, if Kane turned face, who does he face as punishment? Shadow Kane? Is he going to wrestle with his shadow? No, he would face KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! And in a bit of irony, my last name is Kahn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast. Or a pimping bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 15, 2004 KAAAAAANE is tops, followed closely by Smaffles and Lita's "talking". I never found any of the rest funny at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 The one week where everybody mocked Drury's "Thanks" by having their own taglines after every post (mine was "...That's My Momma!", for instance) was pretty good. The Baby was funny, then it went away, and when it came back it stopped being funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Lita's talking...it's not worth the rithk to chewf any thing elf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I went with the sensible choice. But I am quite fond of "KAAAAAANE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Hey, where's Benoit's BOOMSHAKALAKA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algrim 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 The kane schtick is just like WHAT?!It was funny for a while, but then it got old real fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 aw I forgot about BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA, it's a new one, forgive me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 The kane schtick is just like WHAT?!It was funny for a while, but then it got old real fast. Um, the whole point is that they all stopped being funny. the NBA Jam stuff hasn't gotten burned out yet, actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Hey, where's Benoit's BOOMSHAKALAKA? ABOVE THE RIM~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 What about the coffee spill excuse that is used to setup matches? Replace Lita can't talk with DIVAS can't talk and I would vote for that. Trish can't show emotion or cry on demand, Jazz was the worst announcer on Heat, Christy's "BUTT is hungry", Nidia speaks spanish too fast.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I went Randy Orton, anything else just wouldn't be sensible *ducks bottles being thrown at him* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Si82 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 It has to be....KAAAAANE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 It has to be....KAAAAANE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Don't forget about when Kane was tag team with RVD though, because back then it was: "You're facing....none other than....THE BIG SHOW!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
