Ahem, Frisco, we need to talk...

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

First off, I want to bring this to everyone's attention: Frisco's e-fed

 

Go ahead, take your time in reading through the joining info, then check out his stat template. Every single part of it, don't forget the description of each point value.

 

Done? Good. Those with young children would do well to usher them out of the room. If you are at work/school, and profanity is frowned upon, wait until you return home to read this. Okay, now that that's taken care of, on with the main reason behind this.

 

FUCK YOU, FRISCO, YOU THEIVING BASTARD. Are you that much of a fucktarded lazy son of a diseased whore that you could not come up with a template of your own? For fuck's sake, rip off Oat Toast and the EWR stats, you herpes-riddled excuse for a person. If you would have taken ten seconds to credit the SWF for the template, things would have been okay. I personally would have been a little upset that you took it, but at least you would have given credit where it is due. But nay, you are too much of a fucktard to do such a thing.

 

It is kind of funny, though, that you include the reference to Kibagami. Who, other than people from the SWF, would even know who he is? Do you even know who he is? I doubt it, considering that typing out "I took this from the SWF" is too hard, then looking back to past matches must be a fucking impossible task.

 

And if my theory that you are a lazy bastard holds true, you didn't bother to read this, so I'll reiterate my point in large, bold words, so you can't miss them.

 

FUCK

 

YOU

 

FRISCO!

 

YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

[Toxxic 0]

I'd like to add my voice to Drea's verbose and well-constructed argument. Frisco has blatantly ripped off the entire fed, its structure and its template, and has inserted it into his own cheap, two-bit abbhoration of an e-fed where he is the only registered wrestler AND IS THE MARKER. You STUPID FUCKING CUNTBAG, HOW CAN YOU BE IMPARTIAL IF YOU ARE WRITING AND THE ONLY MARKER? You have given no-one any credit, you have not made any signposting to "this is also a cool e-fed I am a part of", you have simply cut-and-pasted without even READING anything. The same spelling mistakes (Keebler?), you credited Nathaniel Kibagami EVEN THOUGH HE ISN'T REAL and it's even the same, slightly-out-of-date references.

 

This sort of pathetic, moronic, ego-polishing shit-sucking effort is exactly what makes most e-feds beneath the notice of anyone with three working braincells. Either put the fucking effort in yourself, don't bother, or at least CREDIT someone with doing all the hard work for you.

 

Go fuck yourself.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

How do you follow those two?

 

Frisco, you son of a bitch, you suck.

[Toxxic 0]

I PM'd him. I mentioned the site, gave the URl and mentioned his use of Kibagami. Here's his response, appropriately bolded.

 

yup, thats my masterpeace. But i'm not really taking anything from the SWf. I just put that there until I update the site but again with such a strong membership I don';t think i'll even bother.

It actually was meant to be more like my Gaming ring site with stuff on the new Smackdown vs Raw and games and the ther video games but I wasn't exactly bursting at the seams with info from THQ either.

Anyway You should check it out again in a few weeks when it will either be totally remade or not even in existance.

 

ps-and no I'm not even sure about kibashi. The draw backs of cut and paste. I think I will double check that part of it tonight.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Now I feel bad. We should lay off. He's obviously mentally challenged...

 

Oh, anyone notice the character he made for his fed? Another tiny Asian woman. At least this time he's admitting his Kill Bill rip off.

[frisco 0]

thanks for your wonderful comments. You know you must be really insecure if your worried about my 2 cent little freebie site. I mean in my other efed half the people have pages like this just to screw around. It was never meant to be a rip off of the SWF--or any other site.

At any rate I already removed the stats templete which is the only thing I used. As I told Mikeofevil I just did a cut and paste until I got around to rewritting it myself. I don't know why your so paranoid anout it. geez you make it sound like your the WWE and I'm Ted Turner making a comeback. Hell the only reason I even listed it was because you guys asked for people webpage in the profile sign up. Its not like i'm spamming it on the site.

At anyrate I can feel the love here about now so I think I best be moving on. But really you guys do need to relax a bit because if you think i'm trying to compete with you or any other web site with that little freebie thing your really off the mark.

si anara

ps-a last comment before you make any comments about the tiny asian girl on the other site. I can't rip off from me and since I was the one who thought her up in the first place I don't see how you can say i'm stealing SWF characters.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Where to begin...how about from the bottom up?

 

I never said you stole from yourself. Unless you happen to be named Tarantino, Quentin. If so, I would have thought that a respected filmmaker would have better grammar skills, but I digress.

 

I am in no way paranoid, nor insecure. I just don't like people taking the easy way out and stealing something because said person is too lazy to come up with ideas for him/herself. As I said, simply giving the SWF credit would have been fine, but what's done cannot be undone.

 

It doesn't matter if you're a "freebie" site, it's the fact that you're stealing.

 

I'd continue, but from reading your post, you've left, so I won't waste my time arguing with you.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hmmm... Frisco is uncovered to be a little bitch.

 

 

Shocking.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

It was certainly lame, but I'm not sure worth an anal excoriation.

 

Oh, who am I kidding. Things that hurt the BUTT are money.

[Ace309 0]

thanks for your wonderful comments. You know you must be really insecure if your worried about my 2 cent little freebie site. I mean in my other efed half the people have pages like this just to screw around. It was never meant to be a rip off of the SWF--or any other site.

You know, it's not the competition or the quality of the fed. It's the principle. Someone worked on that stat profile, and you were just getting the benefit of his work without any sort of acknowledgement whatsoever.

 

If you don't grasp that, well... I can't say I'm unsurprised, but it's still sad.

[frisco 0]

I actually wasn't going to reply at all, but I can't leave with other responding to some of the absurdities in this entire topic.

I will agree with Ace a little, but again I never planned on maintaining that stat thing. It was done more of a work in progress as i havent even tried to promote the site. I absolutely had every intention in the world of rewritting it. It was never my intention of keeping it. I just put it there for the moment and was going to rewrite it once I got a spare minute. If i'm this bug time competition--which is so freaken ridiculous I can't help but laugh--would I list SWF on my site? I mean I did the whoe damn thing up in like an hour its not even remotely a finished product. Thats why theres only one forum there. It's not like I went to the IGN boards and said "come check out my uber cool new site. I'd say your maknig a mountain out of a mole hill but that would be an exaggeration.

And turning my attention of the mentally compromised Andrea

1)If you think the Candace character is a rip off of Kill BIll you obviouosly have not seen the movie. They are nothing alike. BTW it's Quentin Tarentino's and not Tarentino Quentin. At any rate comparing her to Lucy Lui's character just because there both Asian and both lost their parents is ridiculous. Batmans parents were also both killed by robbers so then did Tarentino rip off the caped cruisader? It's a childish argument from someone I expect is about 14 or 15 so I won't bother to really unload on you because--unlike you--I have more class than to write "F" you in bold text all over the internet.

Ahh who am I kidding

 

fuck you ass clown

 

doesn't accomplish much but feels great

so everyone who's been here who's been cool to me--and there have been quite a few--sorry if you took the web site in the wrong way. It was never meant to be what people are making it out to be.

And to all the others who have blasted me here, allow me to repeat

 

 

fuck you ass clown

[Hank Kingsley 0]

This is joyous.

[Guest Suicide King]

Yes. As I matter of fact...

 

I am the one who wrote that little template for the then IGNWFers of the world. And I think it's fair to say that I am slightly ticked.

Edited September 15, 2004 by Suicide King

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Just a small tiny nitpick. Seeing as how you cannot grasp anything grammatical, you probably missed the comma I placed between 'Tarantino' and 'Quentin', which is how that name would be listed in an index, glossary, encyclopedia, you know, things with information, also known as things you have not had any contact with in your entire life.

 

I would continue, but I grow weary of belittling the mentally feeble. Plus, it's not very nice to do. So, I shall, instead of arguing any more, will provide something we can all appreciate.

 

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Its a puppy!

[hhh6294 0]

*heart melts*

 

awwww.....

 

 

 

...oh yeah... fuck you frisco.

[the.weej 0]

I always sleep through the fun stuff.

 

-Z

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Nah... this happened early yesterday

 

 

You were probabnly at school or some Jewish enslavement camp.

[the.weej 0]

Yeah, I know. Thus, I slept through it, because I was up all night.

 

Because I don't go to school.

 

Because everyone knows this.

 

Asshat.

 

-Z

[Toxxic 0]

Nice puppy Drea.

 

But don't let it near Frisco, or he'll kill it in a promo.

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

Too late. I've already challenged the puppy to a Cage Match. I'm going to beat the living hell out of it for 30 minutes, no-sell its offense, pin it, and then shake its hand to put it over afterwards.

[Ace309 0]

Hey, like I did with Candace!

 

Except with a handshake.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I think Flesher vs Glued Toilet Seat Ass = Ratingz

[JST 0]

@ this topic.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Never liked this Frisco...worst thing is that he may live only twenty minutes away from me if he's from Frisco, Texas.

 

*cringes*

 

Anyways Frisco..you're a scumbag, and I don't care if I'm judging you on this one thing. The stat template has been refined and worked through over a span of four years..and you just took it without giving credit...as little as you thought it was, you stole from perhaps a couple of hundred writers.

 

Nice puppy, by the way...so cute...makes you just want to find the nearest dog and rub their belly.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Frisc...has anyone ever introduced you to a Mr. Blazenwing?

 

I think you'd get along swimmingly.

[Ace309 0]

You know what I have to say about that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+1.

[Toxxic 0]

That's a little unfair comparison. Blazenwing whined about being held down in the SJL, then returned to the SWF and made no complaints at all. Sure, he sucked and hardly showed, but he did not have an attitude problem second time around. He even apologised for his previous behaviour.

 

Frisco was, to be fair, very good at showing and promoing. These did however, suck ass. BUT Frisco was an up-himself whiner (such as Blazenwing Mark I) with an unhealthy fetish for small Japanese girls to the point where I would have LOVED to see Annie come back and tear him a new arsehole.

[frisco 0]

I haven’t been around for a few days but since I saw one of my favorite’s commenting on this thread I felt compelled to take a gander at it. Nice to see the Frisco fest continues.

I figured I might as well respond to some of the comments seeing as they are not even related to the infamous website conspiracy but are now just Frisco sucks in general rants. Like Samuel L. Jackson in, “Pulp Fiction”—only slightly less cool I’ll admit—allow me to retort:

About the only thing MOE (Mike of Evil, or Toxxic, or Uber Dweeb) said that I agreed with was that I showed up for matches and did a good amount of promotion. I never once missed a match I was booked on. I once said I don’t do no-shows and my record remains clean in that department. Now if you think I suck as a writer that’s your opinion. All I’ll offer to that is writing tends to be subjective and I’m in a few other rp feds and this is the only one that has ever complained about my writing. I’ll admit actual match writing isn’t my strongest thing but I’m always working to get better so I’m comfortable enough with it. I’ve seen numerous flaws in other posts so I know I’m not the only one who makes typos or grammatical errors.

As for the whiner bit that’s total bull. I complained once in two months about the Flesher match. MOE went on a rant I believe the card before last about something that happened and how his opponent wrote his character as doing either a face or heel thing (can’t remember,damned Alzheimer’s!) that was every bit as whiner-ish as my Fleshers comments. For him to complain about me is a case of the pot calling the kettle black! I’ve frequently read posts with him complaining about one thing or another either who he is fighting or something that occurred in a match. I only bitched once and I feel it was justified.

My main gripe in the Flesher match was not that I lost as I definitely expected that would happen, but the fact that Candace was totally misrepresented in the match. The term “deer in a headlight” did not go over well. In her bio is says she wrestled for years in Japan. Why would she suddenly not know the first thing about wrestling? I literally cringed when he had her accept a collar and elbow lock up to start the match. That is something she would never in a million years do to someone like Flesher. The character is not stupid enough to try to out grapple Fleshers character, especially in a test of strength type move like that. She would have never accepted that and it was very much out of character for her to do so. I mean I always read the stats/bio page and spend a lot of time trying to be fair to whoever I’m gong against so that one particular match got me going. I never once have omitted my opponents intro as that’s just plain disrespectful. I doubt Flesher would be to happy if someone blew off his intro and had his character making out-of-character mistakes all over the match either. Would he be happy if the superior one suddenly forgot how do pull of a Suplex? Well I was none to please when Candace decided to try and out power a 250 pound grappler.

I know hhh has held a burning contempt for me ever since I did that miscue on Nathan Davis valet. The difference was my mistake was just I misinterpreted the managerial involvement of his valet. I didn’t do it deliberately and I even pm’d him about that.

I honestly didn’t think that is what the guy meant when he said “doesn’t get involved in his matches. I assumed he meant she didn’t hit the opponent with a steel chair outside the ring or do run ins and things of that nature. I was obviously wrong but it wasn’t because I didn’t check his stats or anything. It was just a case of bad judgment on my part and not any attempt to make him look bad. After reading his “Frisco sucks” remarks I can see I’m still on his dart board over it. I can honestly say I made a strong effort in every match I wrote hear or anyway else to make my opponent look good and to keep true to their character. I may not always get it right but I always make a hell of an effort to. I always try to incorporate all of my opponents signature moves in every match I’m in.

As for MOE to call me a whiner when he’s been on a tangent about the mouse thing for two months is a stretch. I literally laughed about the “don’t show Frisco the puppy” comment. I can tell he still has nightmares about that damn mouse. It came as no surprise he was probably the first person who do a nutty over the template thing. I envisioned him emailing everyone like a little spiked haired tattle tale “Look what Frisco did”. I mean he must be very popular at his school—junior high I’m sure.

Editors’ note-Frisco ran over three dogs on the way home this morning…

I might have a thing for small Japanese girls but no more than other people have a thing about writing about Undertaker knock off characters or Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy wannabees. I like introducing characters that are very different that what is normally competing. Some will call that original; others will say I’m an asshole for not doing the same old same old so you can form your own opinions of me on that topic.

Hopefully I haven’t missed out on anything to important here. Most of the comments were basically “Fuck you, Frisco” so it’s hard to reply to that other than I did earlier. I know someone mentioned the crazy glue would have hardened and that’s true. I took a little creative license on that one because I thought it was pretty amusing so my prank was likely far less successful that planned, but I did get a chuckle when I wrote it. As for Drea’s Tarentino,Quentin comment— it would still be grammatically correct to list the name in that manner in the post. This is not a glossary or an encyclopedia here, it’s a forum. While you take great delight in pointing out my mistakes hopefully your man enough to notice your own.

Well that’s about it. To all the “Fuck you, Frisco’s” hears a great big “Fuck you right back”. To “reality check” all I can say is you have a unique website and I hope my detractors go right away and check it out.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

"Uber-dweeb" is pretty heavy stuff.