Kinetic Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I have all the answers. And in the event that I don't have the answer, I'll make one up.
the max Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 With each passing day, I find that I have less and less money than I had the day before and so on, even though I'm not spending it. My question to you is: Are you stealing my money?
Art Sandusky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 How did you find the time to post regularly again?
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Can you float some of Max's money my way?
Kinetic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 With each passing day, I find that I have less and less money than I had the day before and so on, even though I'm not spending it. My question to you is: Are you stealing my money? I wish! No, the truth is that, like millions of other Americans, you've become the victim of identity theft. As we speak, a teenage girl of ill repute is spending your hard-earned money on frivolous items such as prom dresses, cases upon cases of malt liquor, and above-ground swimming pools. Your only recourse is to track her down immediately. Fortunately, I have an advanced degree in the ology of finding stuff, so I'll be able to help you. I'll just need your name, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number, and a bank statement indicating the amount of money that you have.
Kinetic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 How did you find the time to post regularly again? The great flood of 2004 here in Asheville had me out of work for a few days. When I ran out of productive and fulfilling things to do, I decided to do this. My irregular posting should resume tomorrow.
the max Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 OK, I'll give it to you but only if you promise to help me get in on that ology. I have some people I'd love to scam. I'll start with the teenage hussies stealing my shit to buy dresses and liquor. That I can deal with, but it's with the above-ground swimming pools that I draw the line. Those tramps.
Kinetic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 Can you float some of Max's money my way? No. Only Max can do that. And, just between the two of us, he seems like a bit of a prick, so I wouldn't count on it.
Kinetic Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Posted September 15, 2004 OK, I'll give it to you but only if you promise to help me get in on that ology. I have some people I'd love to scam. I'll start with the teenage hussies stealing my shit to buy dresses and liquor. That I can deal with, but it's with the above-ground swimming pools that I draw the line. Those tramps. They're splish-splashing in your checking account as we speak. Marco Polo, indeed.
the max Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I'm done with banks now. I'm putting all my money in a shoebox, like Joe Garrelli. Nobody'll stop me now.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Why does God hurt those he loves? I'm really counting on an answer here, Kinetic. My life depends on it.
MrRant Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Will you keep posting? It seems like the more you do.. the less Inc does. And well... that benefits us all.
Art Sandusky Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Why'd the bullets have to go through that door?
MrRant Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 (edited) Why is Duckman so underrated as a show? And what is your opinion on the greatness that is Freddy Mercury and Queen? Edited September 15, 2004 by MrRant
spiny norman Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 And what is your opinion on the greatness that Freddy Mercury and Queen? What word was missing from this sentence?
PLAGIARISM! Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Sparks were good, right? No one seems to know.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 What did you think of my questions thread?
Guest subliminal_animal Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I thought it was okay. I'll get back to your question that you had for me in your questions thread, too. It will be just like I told, swear.
Cran Da Maniac Posted September 16, 2004 Report Posted September 16, 2004 Why didn't you subtitle this thread with "Electic Bugaloo"?
Guest Nanks Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 Is Max' sig making the board run slow for anyone else??
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