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What kind of grown man has a Chris Benoit poster from a WWE magazine?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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hey, here's some pictures from a "punk rock mixer" we had a few days ago...

 

bring it on

 

 

Punk4.jpg

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Punk3.jpg

Punk5.jpg

Punk1.jpg

I don't even know where to start....

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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It HAS to be noted that their seems to be an abundance of sausage at your "mixer" (we'll get to that in a sec) - where are the bitches? You wrestling fans dressed as punk rockers need to work on picking up women instead of sliding down stairs and posing for homoerotic pictures.

 

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A MIXER?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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It's a pussy name for a party.

 

Now that I think about it, I regret making music suggestions for this party. Losers.

haha, no shit!

 

This is like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey throwing a "punk rock" halloween party.

 

Fucking posers.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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It actually looks more like a Halloween party than a punk rock party.

 

When last I checked, I listen to my fair share of punk, but I don't dress like a complete shmuck.

You mean punk rockers didn't wear ties with florescent green and pink smiley faces?

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I'll be digging out my D.A.R.E. teeshirt from the 1992 box, so I can be cool.

 

Also, I suppose I'd better get ready to start posing for each picture like a tough guy, so I can be seen as tougher. Cause I know I'm not cool or tough enough to be a punk with this mug.

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Punk3.jpg

 

The guy with the doggie collar looks like John C. Reilly on viagra. Its fucking freaking me out. Whats that coming out of his Denver Hayes cargo jeans?

 

I'm scared.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I'll be digging out my D.A.R.E. teeshirt from the 1992 box, so I can be cool.

 

Also, I suppose I'd better get ready to start posing for each picture like a tough guy, so I can be seen as tougher. Cause I know I'm not cool or tough enough to be a punk with this mug.

 

pills.jpg

You look mean.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I've lost like 20 pounds since that picture was taken. I look fat. :(

Maybe the medicine containers are holding up the fat in your chin....but I'd definately take you in a scarp over that fraternity of pencil necked wrestling fan losers.

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Oh, they definitely were holding up my double chin, but that's since gone.

 

And I could take any of those kids in the pictures.

 

 

 

[internet muscle]I'm 6'10", 350 pounds with a martial arts background[/internet muscle]

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6'10"?! Crikey. Well those kids would be safe on a day with low cloud.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Why is everyone making metal horns?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Oh that's right, because you're a bunch of gaylords.

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notice how he hasn't told us which one he is yet...man there's nothing lamer than knowingly posing for party pictures...now if they were candid it woulda have been a lot better...btw, where are the actual party pictures, or was this just the 4 of you sausage jocks hangin out in your crowded bedroom?

 

EDIT: wait I see a fifth sausage jock in the background there...damn i bet it was stinky in that room...

 

when I hear the word mixer I think junior high dance...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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He's the twat with the bandanna and shades.

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