Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2004 Can't we give two-week bans or something to people who post "news" from sites like this. We can, but then we'd have a shortage of people to mock and make fun of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 And 80% of these posters are just glennsoe anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Well, he's better than Grisham... 2nded Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 If this is true: I love this news more than I can put into words. I love hearing Tony Schiavone at the table, to me he's one of the best. I know many people hate him for various things, but much of it wasn't even his fault, aka being told what to specificly say. I've been a fan of his for years, and I'm a fan of his when he does the Atlanta Braves post-shows. Putting him with JR could be great, and could also change the feel of the show a bit having someone new calling the action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Putting him with JR could be great You mean in the "CRIPPLE FIGHT!" sorta way, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 TONAY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 After a meeting with several WWE front-office employees, Tony Skee-a-vone will not sign a contract with the WWE, but will instead be asked to come in for RAW tapings on a pay-by-appearance basis, depending on how slow our news week is. In other news, Gangrel HAS signed a three-year deal with the company, effective Friday. On an additional note, what you watched on WWE television last Thursday was an illusion, as wrestler Viscera (aka "King Mable") was involved in a tragic car accident over three years ago that took the wrestler's llife. Based on various sources' accounts of the the accident, Viscera was attempting to avoid a kitten who had managed to get onto the highway. Successfuly swerving away from the kitten, Viscera lost control of the vehicle and hit a nearby telephone post. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Remember, you heard it here first. Credit: Wrestlezone.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kizzo 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Well I know this is complete bullshit then....^^^ Of course they could be right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted September 18, 2004 "THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!" Meh, it's still better than "Puppies!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krankor 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Viscera was attempting to avoid a kitten who had managed to get onto the highway. Successfuly swerving away from the kitten, Viscera lost control of the vehicle and hit a nearby telephone post. He was pronounced dead at the scene. What a heroic way for Big Vis to go out. Remember, you heard it here first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Remember when Sting and Lex Luger were murdered at a golf course in Atlanta but still managed to be on Nitro the same night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sluggo 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 After a meeting with several WWE front-office employees, Tony Skee-a-vone will not sign a contract with the WWE, but will instead be asked to come in for RAW tapings on a pay-by-appearance basis, depending on how slow our news week is. In other news, Gangrel HAS signed a three-year deal with the company, effective Friday. On an additional note, what you watched on WWE television last Thursday was an illusion, as wrestler Viscera (aka "King Mable") was involved in a tragic car accident over three years ago that took the wrestler's llife. Based on various sources' accounts of the the accident, Viscera was attempting to avoid a kitten who had managed to get onto the highway. Successfuly swerving away from the kitten, Viscera lost control of the vehicle and hit a nearby telephone post. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Remember, you heard it here first. Credit: Wrestlezone.com I remember that night. Everybody in the WWF AOL chat was all pissed the kitten survived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Wait wait wait wait!! None of this makes sense..... ....Vis can fit into a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Remember when Sting and Lex Luger were murdered at a golf course in Atlanta but still managed to be on Nitro the same night? After Lex Luger was diagnosed with AIDS, no less Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Holzhammer Report post Posted September 18, 2004 JR: "We understand that JBL, who used to wrestle RIGHT HERE LIVE ON RAW as Bradshaw, beat The Undertaker to retain the World Heavyweight Championship over at Smackdown!. " Schiavone: "Yeah. That'll put some butts in the seat." Two pages without that? You all disappoint me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 TONAY~! What the fuck is that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 HA HA HA! I remember the 'Viscera dead' story. Wrestlezone also named Owen Hart as one of the guy who might have been the higher power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 TONAY~! What the fuck is that? THAT, my friend, is perfection at it's most perfect...a middle aged man trying to still be "with it"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Tony was great in his few appearances on TNA when he was shooting on Mike Tenay and the wrestling business abandoning him. He made an awesome heel. I doubt this story is true but it would be fun if Lawler went on vacation and Bischoff announced he was bringing in a friend of his to sit in the announce booth. Let Tony be a total heel to play off of JR. Actually, I remember reading somewhere that they wanted to bring in Tony Shiavonne when JR was set on fire by Kane but Kevin Dunn was against the idea. You know, because it would have been interesting. So they went with Coach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Kevin Dunn is responsible for Coach? and they let Tom Prichard go??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frosty 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Tony was terrible in his few appearances with TNA. He was as useless then as he was when he was with WCW. I hope he never stopes foot in a wresting arena again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Kevin Dunn is responsible for Coach? and they let Tom Prichard go??? AND Grisham AND Cole AND those other "pretty young men" announcers you see hired all the time. Oh, and Frosty's sig rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Kevin Dunn is responsible for Coach? and they let Tom Prichard go??? AND Grisham AND Cole AND those other "pretty young men" announcers you see hired all the time. Oh, and Frosty's sig rules. I really wish they would hire someone like Zakk Wylde... someone who's not 24 and has no ability to grow facial hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJMc 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Bring on Tony. It's not like business is on fire right now anyway. Wouldn't hurt to shake things up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rrrsh Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Tony and JR would be just as bad as Lawler and JR FOR FUCK SAKE BRING IN SOMEBODY GOOD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Tony was hardly as bad as people make him out to be. The guy was told what to say and how to say it 100% of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 Tony was great in his few appearances on TNA when he was shooting on Mike Tenay and the wrestling business abandoning him. He made an awesome heel. I doubt this story is true but it would be fun if Lawler went on vacation and Bischoff announced he was bringing in a friend of his to sit in the announce booth. Let Tony be a total heel to play off of JR. I almost ordered TNA once just to see heel Schiavone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2004 In other news, Gangrel HAS signed a three-year deal with the company, effective Friday. I hope its true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted September 19, 2004 I only want Schiavonne if he says to JR at least once per show, "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2004 JR stole "we've just taken our final commercial break" from Tony. Next thing you know he'll be negotiating the length of the overrun with Spike TV as the main event goes past 10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
