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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Got this adorable little yellow barn kitty for free the other day. I'm torn between names.

 

He's either going to be Benny the Tooth, or General Winfield Scott. I'm also open to suggestion if anyone's got something better.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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It's male. I don't know where kkk gets this poor fella business. I don't mind cats. They're not my favorite animals or anything, but a cat makes a nice pet. They're self-sufficient, shit in a specified area, keep mice away, and do cute shit when they're little.

Guest Vitamin X
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Agreed. Multiple animals of any variety are insufferable. Especially dogs, because they're all so fucking high maintenance, starved for attention, and codependent.

 

Name it Patton. After the General and Mike.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Considered it. Winfield Scott's cooler.

Guest Vitamin X
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I think I'm partial to 'Benny the Tooth'. Though remember the long name will become tiresome to say, so whatever you choose will become nicknamed to either Winfield or Benny. It happened with my cat (full name Cleopatra, shortened it to Cleo)

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My old cat's name was Cinnamon Jack. He went by the name of CJ.

 

My current cat's name is Chowder. He answers to Chowder, Chowdah (as in parodying the Cape Cod accent), Showdair (French accent), Fagboy, Fatty, and ChaChow.

 

And Agent, I suggest going with Winfield.

Posted

I call one of mine Lucky --- because she was about to be hanged (yes, seriously) by her owner and I said I'd take the stupid thing.

 

Usually, though, I really suck with names.

-=Mike

Guest Horse hockey!
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My brother wanted to name our cat Leo, but upon realising it was a girl, we went with Cleo.

 

Now we also have Dave, Daveena (Dee) < ---- sisters, Kitty Kitty, Diva, and Too Cute (TC).

 

As far as your cat's name, I'd go with General, because you know he's going to have you by the balls (whether you like it or not).

 

Or Morris.

Guest Contentious C
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I named my cats Quentin and Tybalt. And one of my mother's cats (a female) is now named Edward because of me. Keep in mind that it doesn't fucking matter what you name them, because you're never going to call them that again for all the nicknames you'll develop.

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