Guest CronoT Report post Posted September 30, 2004 What are your favorite Spaceballs lines? My personal favorite is the one at the end of the movie, where Darth Helmut, Colonel Sanders, and the President land on the "Planet of the Apes" Earth in the Mega Maid head: Ape 1: "What's that?" Ape 2: "Spaceballs!?" Ape 1: "Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 How about "The rader has been jammed!" -actual jam pours out of the screen helmet tastes it "rasperry! theres only one man who likes that....Lonestar" "Use the Schwartz" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!" Actually, the line goes like this, Star: "We ain't found shit!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet : I bet she gives great helmet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Also, if you listen closely, at the end of the movie, where they're trying to turn off the self-destruct sequence, you'll notice that when Rick Moranis finds the "Self-Destruct Shut-Off" switch, and sees that it's broken, he says "Fuck!", right before he says "Does anything work in the future," or something along those lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!" Actually, the line goes like this, Star: "We ain't found shit!" You're right, of course. I need to rewatch these things before quoting them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 I said mine in the other thread: "Keep firing assholes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoDriver 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 "Keep firing assholes!" One of my fav. lines as well, took this from IMDB: Dark Helmet : Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner : Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet : Who made that man a gunner? Major: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet : Who is he? Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet : I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet : And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet : How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet : I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet : Keep firing, assholes! Genius... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 awesome! even reading it makes me laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 30, 2004 (Col. Sandurz barges in on Helmet playing with dolls) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Col. Sandurz: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. (Spaceballs ship overshoots the Winnabego) Barf: Spaceballs 1.....they've gone to plaid! (The migets save everyone) Lone Star: Thanks... Jawas: Dink dink Dink Lone Star: Whats this....when did we get to Disney Land? (everyone marching) Jawas: Dink-Dink, Dink-dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, (Continues) Yogurt: Who dare stands in the pressence of the ever-lasting know-it-all, Yogurt?! Everyone: Yogurt!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DubWiser Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen? Col. Sandurz: No, sir. We call it Mr. Coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 "You've captured their stunt doubles!" :::old man dressed as John Candy smoking::: :::older "Lone Star" with a moustache::: :::Princess has a beard::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before, I don't know if the ship can take it! Dark Helmet: Whats the matter Col. Sandurz? Chicken? Col. Sandurz: (shrieking) Prepare Ship----Prepare ship, for Ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall. Cancel the three-ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo... Dark Helmet: Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this, Ludicrous speed... Col. Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet: Eh, buckle this! ludicrous speed....Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 You missed the best part of that bit. "STOP THIS THING!!!" "We can't stop - it's too dangerous!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet : Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr : What? Dark Helmet : I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr : What's that make us? Dark Helmet : Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 30, 2004 You missed the best part of that bit. "STOP THIS THING!!!" "We can't stop - it's too dangerous!!" Eh...that scene is too long to quote. Besides, the way it's delivered is kinda hard to capture by just reading. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Also, if you listen closely, at the end of the movie, where they're trying to turn off the self-destruct sequence, you'll notice that when Rick Moranis finds the "Self-Destruct Shut-Off" switch, and sees that it's broken, he says "Fuck!", right before he says "Does anything work in the future," or something along those lines. "FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!" That would be the line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 notice the common thread here with these quotes? this was clearly Rick Moranis' best role ever... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 notice the common thread here with these quotes? this was clearly Rick Moranis' best role ever... I dunno about that, eh Just to stick with the topic... as I referred to in the sequel thread Lonestar: Thanks. Well, we'd better get going. I wonder, we will we ever see each other again? Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 fuck you're right how the fuck did i forget that movie??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 First thought that came to my head: "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb" Damn--already took my favorite. They need to actually subtitle it "The Search for More Money" though. I fear Brooks may have lost his touch though, after that stupid, unfunny mess that was 2001: A Space Travesty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 "Now, the short short version!" "Do you?!" "Do you?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted October 2, 2004 First thought that came to my head: "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?..." The topper is him scratching his ass from the front about 2 seconds later. Woman: Are you all right Mr. President? Skroob: Fine, fine, no thanks to you. Woman: We'll beam you back sir. Skroob: Forget it, no more beaming. This time I'm going to walk. (enters next room) Woman: President Skroob! Salute! Crew: Hail Skroob! (everyone gives up yours sign) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 "Come back you fat bearded bitch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 "At last we meet for the first time for the last time..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 What's funny too is remembering watching as a kid at the age of 8 and watching it the other day (inspired by watching the SW trilogy) As a kid I remember laughing more at the swearing and of course the beginning scene when Helmet fries that guy's balls... I didn't get the jokes like "she gives great helmet" and "My virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!" until a fair while later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted October 2, 2004 "At last we meet for the first time for the last time..." Lonestarr then starts mumbling to himself like he fucked up what he said...then goes back to the conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
