Hey, another Lindsay Lohan thread.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Unfortunately, because the issue comes with some dumb supplement, it was wrapped up in a plastic bag, preventing me from leering at it in the supermarket. I might have to buy this.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ.

 

This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Weird, I saw a bunch of the GQ issues unbagged.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Y'know, everyone's going to be coming in this thread expecting to see pictures.

 

For shame, Inc, for getting our hopes up.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ.

 

This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist.

I don't see how that's tortuning you. Getting older means closer to 18 she gets, isn't that what you want so you can in theory scam her catch?

 

Damn this seems like the first new HArdcore thread in a good bit.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ.

 

This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist.

You're no athiest if you believe in the concept of a vengeful God, faker.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Shut up.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

My friend was going on and on about it. Isn't she pulling down the front of her pants or something (not so much that you actually see anything, mind you)?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Yeah, she is. I'm totally buying this and jacking off to it tomorrow.

[Mik 0]

 

 

 

 

 

You're welcome, bitches.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

But I can't bring my computer to the bathroom.

[Nighthawk 0]

The best picture's on the cover. That's stupid.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That last picture is almost as good.

 

Maybe I'll just rip off and steal the cover.

[BorneAgain 0]

Isn't teasing my ass.

[Art Sandusky 0]

She has wonderful legs.

[Red Baron 0]

Three years till she's posing in playboy

 

six months till a porno video.

[Dangerous A 0]

Three years till she's posing in playboy

 

six months till a porno video.

We can only hope and pray, my son.

[NoCalMike 0]

I am really starting to wonder if her tits are fake. I used to have no doubt they were real, but there is that new phenomenon of parents getting their teenage daughters implants.......hmm....

[Guest Shoes Head]

HOLY....that is the worst example of airbrushing I've ever seen. Look at the arms and stomach? did they do that in windows paint?!???

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The tits are real.

[Slayer 0]

^

Yeah

 

...it's just the rest of her that's fake

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

But I can't bring my computer to the bathroom.

You're clearly not as dedicated to masturwanking as I had previously thought.

[2GOLD 0]

That girl has some big ass feet.

 

I just realized if my girlfriend had red hair she'd look like a cross between Britney Murphy and Lindsey Lohan. Somehow I think I made a deal with Satan.

 

And apparently GQ hates freckles. Nothing wrong with some freckle.

[Guest Evolution]

Higher-quality versions of the above pictures:

 

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan1.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan2.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan3.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan4.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan5.jpg

 

"What are [people] trying to do by saying I'm 'baring it all?' " Lohan said to GQ magazine, for which she struck several, um, chest-enhancing poses in the latest issue. "Go pick on someone else. It's getting a little old. Like, I didn't get implants--deal with it!"

 

http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/news/ce...ebrity_top_heds

[Mole 0]

HOLY....that is the worst example of airbrushing I've ever seen. Look at the arms and stomach? did they do that in windows paint?!???

Yeah, good call.

 

That is the first thing I noticed when I saw the cover. I was like, "Wait a second, her stomach isn't that small."

 

She has a little gut.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey Inc, just to make you feel better you should know at least the legal Age of Consent for our lovely state is 16 as long as the adult is 24 years of age or younger.

[Guest Anticrombie]

Yeah, good call.

 

That is the first thing I noticed when I saw the cover. I was like, "Wait a second, her stomach isn't that small."

 

She has a little gut.

She may be sucking it in.

 

You know, kinda like what many guys do.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

She needs to try to recapture that look of bewhildered innocence and naivete that makes me want to blow my load on her cheek.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey Inc, just to make you feel better you should know at least the legal Age of Consent for our lovely state is 16 as long as the adult is 24 years of age or younger.

I'm 25, so no, I'm still a dirty pederast.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

^AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA