1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 I turn 23 today. Advise me on why I should not feel old or depressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 You still have another 2 years until you can rent a car outside of some places like Vegas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 5, 2004 My birthday is New Years Day. It always matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 I stopped caring about my b-day after I turned 18. There's 18, and then I guess 21 (although I'm not a big drinker so that's not too great a deal for me), and what Rant said about being able to rent cars. I guess the next big one is 35, which means you can run for president. After that I assume your next big b-day is the one where you can collect Social Security, if it's still around by then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 18-tobacco and porn 21-alcohol and gambling 25-rent cars and drops in insurance rates (if you've been a good driver) 65-retirement and later death... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 25,30,35 - run for US House, Senate and President, respectively I stopped caring after 21 and don't even bother telling my co-workers/bosses when my bday is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 5, 2004 People are forgetting: 6 months from conception - Your parents can no longer fix their mistake. and.... 14 years - You can now be molested by pedophiles up to 25 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 I turned 30 last monday. They no longer mattter! YOU HEAR ME!!!! NO LONGER MATTER!!! I need to go cry. Or shoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 shoes head is one of the worst boarders ever. Or at least since the screenname he previously posted under. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigm350 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 My birthday is less than 2 weeks away. I'll be 28. I won't be depressed or anything like that, so it will just be another day for me. I think when I hit 40 I'll be looking at myself in the mirror and saying " Damn, you're an old bastard". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Christ, I can barely even get anyone to go celebrate it with me, since it's a fuckin Tuesday. I think I will just take off work with no notice tomorrow, that'll fix em all! Sidenote question. I met this broad at the bar last Saturday, we hit it off pretty well, and exchanged numbers. I told her the next time I was going out was on Thursday, and I would call her then. Now, should I bump up that phone call two days, and see if she wants to come out tonight? Or should I just go out with a couple guy friends and get plastered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Potential for pussy always > getting drunk with your friends and the night ending with one of them teabagging you. Duh. And yeah, the car insurance thing is the only thing that makes 25 a worthwhile age to hit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 The only people who bring up teabagiing are those who have experienced it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 5, 2004 shoes head is one of the worst boarders ever... ...IN BED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 ^ Ahh the old fortune cookie game. I know it well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 They're all downhill after 21. Saving a little on car insurance is small consolation for hitting the quarter-century mark. Thankfully, I didn't make a big to-do over it when I turned 30 back in February, and neither did my friends. I went out and all that, but I think they knew I'd kill them if they did anything elaborate. Anyway, yes, birthdays after 21 suck a savage sausage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 shoes head is one of the worst boarders ever... ...IN BED! Go contract a terminal disease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 After I turned 21, I stopped thinking about my birthday. Just another day for me. And Jaxl, bang the lady you met. B-day n0ggin is always good. Especially when you were born in the wee hours of the morning... Have a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 They're all downhill after 21. Saving a little on car insurance is small consolation for hitting the quarter-century mark. Thankfully, I didn't make a big to-do over it when I turned 30 back in February, and neither did my friends. I went out and all that, but I think they knew I'd kill them if they did anything elaborate. Anyway, yes, birthdays after 21 suck a savage sausage. You and TTK make me cry drips of meloncholy and vexation. With every post. Crap, being old(er) is going suck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoes Head Report post Posted October 6, 2004 Go contract a terminal disease.... ...IN BED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 Loss was taking from my favorite lines in "liar liar" - but now the use of the word "morbid" must end in this thread. I wil request that anyone who uses it from this point forward get banded. MORBID. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 6, 2004 As a 21 year old this thread doesn't fill me with joy. And Jaxl, whilst pussy is indeed a wonderful thing, I'd actually lean towards just going and getting loaded with your mates. If you turn your birthday into a date the possibility of it being a boring and shit night presents itself. Whereas going out and having your mates fill you up with shots and conducting general shenanigans is always good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 6, 2004 For me, just about every birthday after 14 was completely shitty. To give you an example of a really bad one.... My 22nd birthday had to be, without a doubt, my worst birthday ever. I had gotten kicked out of my parents' house 3 days earlier, and moved into my first apt. on my b-day. I had no power, no food, and no money. If I hadn't been working overnight at the time, I think I would have gone insane. When I finally got all my stuff moved into my apt., with some help from most of my family, I went to bed, so I would have enough sleep for work that night. I cried myself to sleep, singing "Happy Birthday to You" about 3 or 4 times. I don't remember much from my first apt., because I've appearently blocked it out of my memory. It was a very tough year, and it was a very bad neighborhood. I later learned that a lot of drug dealers and pimps ran their "businesses" out of those apts. From the few things I can remember from that year, it's a miracle I didn't go insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 6, 2004 You know you've been posting too much when you look at threads and forget if you posted in them or not. God damn. EDIT: By the way, happy belated birthday Jaxl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 = you've posted = you haven't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 6, 2004 The only people who bring up teabagiing are those who have experienced it. HAH! And the only ones who brag about their personal and sexual "exploits" on a shitty messageboard such as this are the ones who HAVE NOT experienced them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 Turns out the broad is 26 with a 7 year old son. Definitely a fumble, she couldn't come out last night, but I will have her out Thursday. As far as the birthday went? Shittiest ever, with just me and one friend sitting at a dive bar, and he was too poor to buy me any rounds. The bartender was quite hospitable though. The real party will be a kegger that is thrown Friday night..............hopefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 Haven't you read ANY of the LSD threads about chicks with kids? Run... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 It always seems to matter to family. My mom will probably always buy me something, just like I always buy something for her. But, with most friends of mine, birthdays haven't mattered since we were 10 and stopped having parties at each other's houses. I haven't gotten my friends any physical presents in a few years. Whenever I visit them in Mass., I pay for dinner or something and call it a birthday present for all of them. Seems to work like a charm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Haven't you read ANY of the LSD threads about chicks with kids? Run... I'm going to have to use my veto. This chick is hot as hell, smart, and we have similar tastes in every topic discussed. We'll see how it goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
