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Braves/Astros NLDS Thread

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And here's Lidge. Please oh please oh please oh please let his arm be tired from the last outting. Of course he'll strike out the side, but it's nice to dream.

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And Giles strikes out swinging....................................................

I'm gone

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I haven't seen swings that ugly since the summer I had to umpire little league teams that had girls on them.

How desperate for money WERE you?

Not that desperate. They weren't all-girl teams. There were just the occassional teams that had a couple of girls on the them and as you'd imagine, they were essentially worthless.

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Things I learned from today's game:

 

We suck unless it's Andruw Jones.

It is ridiciously easy to get a hit in Minute Maid Park...unless you're on the Braves.

If you're on the Braves and have a great regular season- you suddenly go hitless in 3 of the biggest games of the season.

Jeff Bagwell was funnier when he choked like a bitch and couldn't do anything.

I should watch more games on 3 hrs of sleep. I control my anger a lot more.

We're most likely fucked.

 

I have a question:

 

Was MMP this loud in oh JULY? Because it seems like a lot of these people became diehard Astro fans in September.

 

Want to confirm that for me Bruiser?

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To their credit, MMP has been pretty rocking when there's been something to cheer about. Small, intimate ballparks tend to help create that atmosphere, though.

 

When I refer to their bandwagon fans, I'm talking about the ones who thought they were absolutely finished, even after they had started to make their run at it in August.

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Did they just call him Roger Chemens? I couldn't even figure out who they were talking about that was such a bad mispronounciation.

 

And bah Atlanta goes down in 10 pitches

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To the post-season I guess. Having gone to the world series with SF and now two NLDS with Atlanta.

 

Chipper Jones finally gets a hit to give me some hope. Wasn't a great hit by anymeans, but it was a basehit.

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Biggio pops one up into foul territory, but then it hits the roof and Ortiz catches it. Because it hit the roof in foul territory it's a foul and not an out. Then boom homerun. FUCK YOU Minute Maid park that's bullshit.

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Russ Ortiz is pitching. All I ask is that we don't get blown out.

5-2 Astros, 2nd inning. Huge momentum going. FUCK

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That ball was going to be caught. That's such bullshit that it hitting the roof makes it foul.

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Thank you.

 

(Realizes we need to get 3 runs off Roger clemens, and our pitching staff isn't likely to hold Houstin to just these 5 runs) FUCK

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After getting the first 2 runners on Giles strikesout and Chipper hits into a doubleplay. Lovely.

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I see this echoing the Cubs from last year

 

A big deal will be made (if) because the Astros won their first postseason series ever (like how the Cubs won their first since they actually won a WS), but they'll lose in the NLCS and it's back to Disheartenedville for Houston

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Actually I'll be somewhat disappointed but not devastated IF the Astros reach the NLCS and lose simply so all the damn talking heads on the TV will shut up about how "they've never won a playoff series".

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I'd hate to be an Atlanta fan right now. You guys must feel like the poor schmuck with the girlfriend who cheats on you time and time again, promises she's changed, only to break your heart again. At least the Cubs don't wait until the postseason to choke.

 

And speaking of the Cubs, I feel like I'm watching them reincarnated in the form of the Atlanta Braves right now. How many more chances to tied this game up does Roger need to give you guys before you actually do something about it?

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