New thread for posting pictures of yourself.

[UZI Suicide 0]

People tell me I look like David Hasselhoff. Personally, I don't see it.

 

 

As you can tell, I'm clearly in superior shape. Here is "Hassel the Hoff" in all his blubber-filled glory.

 

[Dr. Tom 0]

[Guest T®ITEC]

Tom was my jnr. high gym teacher, apparently.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Peter had grabbed her breasts and rolled her nipples between his fingers, making them hard and stick out. Jason now pressed his head inside Britney's pussy. "Damn, this bitch is tight!", he screamed with pleasure. "Yes, I am still a virgin...", Britney whispered. Jason pressed his dick further inside Britney's pussy, until he hit her hymen. "Shit, she IS a virgin!" "Please don't hurt me...", Britney begged, but it was useless. Jason pulled back an inch to gain speed, and jammed it in again, shattering Britney's proof of innocence. "I popped her cherry, I popped her cherry!, Jason screamed. Britney cried.

 

Is there any way I can nominate this for a pulitzer prize?

[Vern Gagne 0]

 

 

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Peter had grabbed her breasts and rolled her nipples between his fingers, making them hard and stick out. Jason now pressed his head inside Britney's pussy. "Damn, this bitch is tight!", he screamed with pleasure. "Yes, I am still a virgin...", Britney whispered. Jason pressed his dick further inside Britney's pussy, until he hit her hymen. "Shit, she IS a virgin!" "Please don't hurt me...", Britney begged, but it was useless. Jason pulled back an inch to gain speed, and jammed it in again, shattering Britney's proof of innocence. "I popped her cherry, I popped her cherry!, Jason screamed. Britney cried.

 

Is there any way I can nominate this for a pulitzer prize?

Wow... just wow...

 

anyways... here's my pic. That whole "SIMON" thing around the border is my e-fed name by the way...

 

[mister foozel 0]

Peter had grabbed her breasts and rolled her nipples between his fingers, making them hard and stick out. Jason now pressed his head inside Britney's pussy. "Damn, this bitch is tight!", he screamed with pleasure. "Yes, I am still a virgin...", Britney whispered. Jason pressed his dick further inside Britney's pussy, until he hit her hymen. "Shit, she IS a virgin!" "Please don't hurt me...", Britney begged, but it was useless. Jason pulled back an inch to gain speed, and jammed it in again, shattering Britney's proof of innocence. "I popped her cherry, I popped her cherry!, Jason screamed. Britney cried.

 

Is there any way I can nominate this for a pulitzer prize?

Pullitzer Nominees

[IllustriousOne 0]

Tom stole my pic...

[Guest A Rabid Horse]

[EricMM 0]

 

I tend to speak for the trees...

[Guest curry_man2002]

 

Thats me with my replica belt

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Puberty is harsh.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

"The ravages of puberty leave no-one unscathed!"