An evaluation thread

[Nevermortal 0]

Are you sure you're up to this task, Agent? Also. What do you think of Rob Van Dam?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Vitamin X is on the same rung as Nanks in the ladder of TSM posters.

 

Big McLargehuge and Cena's writer both get 2's because I can't think of anything of interest either has ever said, nor anything worth of lowering that 2 to a 1.

 

Dynamite Kido is like the guy in Pootie's Crew who just repeats everyone else, only Kido is some white guy who likes a lot of shit I can't stand. 1.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Mad Dog is CE folder refuse. 2.

 

Captain of Outer Space is sporting Elvis, and doesn't put up enough effort to post much. Both are admirable. 5/10

 

redbaron's opinions on most things make me roll my eyes if I read what he's written. 3.

[MrRant 0]

Go ahead my gun loving brother.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Since this place needs a standard of awesome, I'll volunteer to be evaluated and set the bar.

To the contrary, you're the TSM regular professional white guy. That tie is cutting off circulation while your books don't get finished. Be a joik and go to woik. 6/10

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Illustrious one plays a violin, which I cannot, so he's already above a 4. He might actually have more apathy about the people here than me. Well, no, wait. I'll call it a tie. He might happen to have less time to waste on here is all. Another moderator likened us to a wrestling reference, which I was none too pleased about. This means you can't get above a 7. You get a 6, and can mutually masturbate with Tom right over there.

[alfdogg 0]

*waves*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I hate everything Mr. Rant likes and stands for, mostly. However, were he less repetitive, this wouldn't be a bad quality. Our common interest in guns would most likely lead us to shooting one another, were we to ever meet. 4/10.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nevermortal is a silver spoon in the ass rich kid metalhead. The worst kind. In the larval stages, he still hasn't developed a real sense of nihilism or disdain for society because he's never been poor. If his dad loses his job, or he does something retarded and gets kicked out of school, he might actually have to get a real job and have the soft squishy part of his skull harden. You coddled fresh black t-shirt mom's brownies Snuggle motherfucker. 6/10

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I already mapped out alfdogg to the letter in the thread where I told everyone what they looked like. This thread is more about the numerical value. Since Slayer's the math whiz, he's going to figure out all kinds of interesting things with this data. Mean score for the board, shit like that. Alfdogg gets a 5, because he's a dork, but basically my neighbor.

[Guest Nanks]

Vitamin X is on the same rung as Nanks in the ladder of TSM posters.

Hurrah for mediocrity.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

ME NEXT ME NEXT!

[MrRant 0]

I'm disappointed I didn't get a more lengthy response.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I'm disappointed I didn't get a more lengthy response.

At least you got one ... I got skipped altogether.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Be patient. I'm well-known for being erratic.

[Nevermortal 0]

You did not answer my second question, I demand refunds.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Vitamin X is on the same rung as Nanks in the ladder of TSM posters.

Hurrah for mediocrity.

Yay!

[... 0]

Captain of Outer Space is sporting Elvis, and doesn't put up enough effort to post much. Both are admirable. 5/10

Actually, that would be Shatner.

 

But it's easy to get gas-bags descending into self-parody confused, so I think your score stands.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I will gladly perpetuate this thread.

 

K.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I'll sign up for a soul-crushing experience, even though I doubt post often enough for an evaluation to be made.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Being that I am a whore who seeks vindication, please evaluate me.

[Cartman 0]

I'd like to tie someone up in my basement and throw baseballs at their face for a good half hour straight...

[bob_barron 0]

I'd like to be evaluated

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Some porky wrestling kid. 1/10

Damn. Here it was I thought I was more than that. Agent has proven me wrong. I guess I'm off to watch Wrestlemania XX and eat large quantities of Dorito's.

*Plugs in inevitable Scott Keith joke here*

[DerangedHermit 0]

I'd like to be evaluated

You need to be evaluated.

 

And so do I. I am such a slut.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Go ahead.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

**drools over Sheri Moon**

 

Eh, why not. As long as Agent doesn't confuse me with Nevermortal, considering I'm not a rich kid in any sense of the word (the most money I've ever had to my name was $150 last week), and I'm not THAT ghey.

[Slayer 0]

Since Slayer's the math whiz, he's going to figure out all kinds of interesting things with this data.

Statistics = work = no go

 

Now if you want to map out poster's balls in n-space, that's doable

[Red Baron 0]

redbaron's opinions on most things make me roll my eyes if I read what he's written. 3.

Somehow, my liking of power metal is the reason why it's not a 4.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hm... better than Incandenza. Probably.