KK Rage Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 From the same episode mentioned above. "You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMMMMMINNGGG!!" Homer's enemy is also a classic. Grimes: "Look at Simpson. The man literally eats like a pig!" Carl: "I'd say he eats more a duck. Pigs tend to chew." *Camera cuts to an eclair literally sailing down Homer's throat.* And from the Monorail episode: Marge: "Homer, there is a family of possums living in here!" Homer: "I call the big one bitey." And probably the most rendundant, yet funniest joke they ever ran: "Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN!"
Use Your Illusion Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Stark Raving Dad. No suprise there, I'm sure.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 Stark Raving Dad is brilliant and has a wonderful message. Oh, how I miss the glory years. Last Exit to Springfield.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 I love it in the Itchy And Scratchy Movie eps. where Lisa goes "And the celebrity voices! Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman... they changed their names on the credits, but you knew it was them", that's the simpsons that I miss. The ones that didn't go "HEY!!!!! There's a CELEBRITY on here and he's doing something with HOMER!!!!!"
Guest LooneyTune Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 I've always had a fond liking for the episode where Homer becomes a professional boxer. Everything else mentioned is probably on my list too. "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever.
The Czech Republic Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I have a soft spot for the Japanese commercial in the Mr. Sparkle episode.
DerangedHermit Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I've always had a fond liking for the episode where Homer becomes a professional boxer. Everything else mentioned is probably on my list too. "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever. I call the big one Bitey. I call the big one Bitey. I call the big one Bitey. The line was good enough, but the thoughts that Marge had just made it so awesome.
The Czech Republic Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I thouight it went like this: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and East Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and East Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." or something
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I thought it was North Haverbrooke, but either way, yes, that's how the scene went (Mr. Lanley, Apu, and Homer respectively)
The Czech Republic Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 Okay you were right, I checked SNPP. North not East.
Jericholic82 Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar Fred Homer: oh is that a tough guy name (im sorry I dont remember what homer said so i made it up) Moe: No he really is homeless , in fact hes fighting for a sandwhich Dr hibbert: why I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 and not knock you down (the fact that he had a surgical 2X4 and took it out of a medical sterilyzed wrap made me rotfl) Buffer: He's known as the Brick Hithouse, while others call him the Southern Dandy, Homer Simpson"
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I really don't watch on a regular basis anymore but it seems everytime that I do they have some pointless celebrity guest. How many episodes a season is a celebrity guest now?
The Amazing Rando Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever. "Ooooo...I bent my wookie." and "I came here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?"
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 The one with Larry Burns (Mr. Burns son) Is pretty funny. The entire "IM NOT MADE OF AIRPORTS!" speil is priceless.
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar "Fred" Homer: Rolled his way out of the boxcars eh? Moe: No he's stll living at the station, but he's a hungry young fighter, in fact, hes fighting for a sandwhich. Fixed it...except I don't remember the name except Boxcar.
Zetterberg is God Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 Anything from seasons 4-9 does it for me. Those episodes were just joke after joke, and the social and pop culture satire was top notch. Granted, there were some classic episodes before then (Homer at the Bat comes to mind), but the show hit its stride in those years. Season by season, some of my favs: Season 4: Mr. Plow, Marge vs. the Monorail, The Front, Krusty Gets Kancelled Season 5: Too many to name, but Homer Goes to College, The Boy Who Knew Too Much (MacArnagle!!!) and $pringfield are classics. Season 6: Itchy & Scratchyland, Homer the Great, A Star is Burns (perhaps my favorite episode), Lisa's Wedding. Season 7: Who Shot Mr Burns?(part 2), The Simpson's 138th Show Spectacular, Team Homer, Scenes From a Class Struggle in Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Homerpalooza Season 8: The Homer They Fall, The Springfield Files, Homer's Enemy, Simpsons Spin-off Showcase Season 9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, The Last Temptation of Krust, The Trouble With Trillions
Jericholic82 Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar "Fred" Homer: Rolled his way out of the boxcars eh? Moe: No he's stll living at the station, but he's a hungry young fighter, in fact, hes fighting for a sandwhich. Fixed it...except I don't remember the name except Boxcar. Thank you
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 How can ace be 1 *and* 11? HUH? What kind of God would allow that? I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies. Best. Opening. Ever.
Kahran Ramsus Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies. Best. Opening. Ever. That is probably my favourite single scene in the entire run of the series.
Guest Crazy Dan Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I forgot that I love Itchy and Scratcy land too. I love anything that skewers Disney. I also like... "Klu Klux Clam, yeah they weren't that funny" "Bort?" "Seering gas painland" "Hey that looks like John Travolta" John Travolta: "Yeah, looks like". Lone Frenchman ticket booth operator: "Hello Euroland Itchy & Scratcy land is open for business, hello..." (which made fun of how the first few years of Eurodisney did terrible in France and then it took off. Which is just funny how that something so American won over the French, irony is awesome sometimes)
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 "Bart's Friend Falls in Love", Season 3, it is. This is not the best episode of the series. But it's really funny. I almost forgot, it even has the "Indiana Jones" spoof opening in addition to "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to you Know What".
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Kent Brockman: "Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese? Taken together, that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon."
Agent_Bond34 Posted November 3, 2004 Report Posted November 3, 2004 Kamp Krusty and Flaming Moe's were two I liked... as well as that Chili Cook-Off episode ... and "I think I bent my wookie" is easily one of the funniest lines ever from the show Ralph rules.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted November 5, 2004 Report Posted November 5, 2004 My favorite is defintely Krusty Gets Busted.
Jericholic82 Posted November 5, 2004 Report Posted November 5, 2004 Homer: Thats why I hate the bible, everyones a sinner....except this guy and SAVE ME JEBUS Ted and Amy Ted and Amy, why dont you just marry them Native: You see I told you we should have asked earthquake happens Homer: whats that? Native: we call that (coughing clicking noise-spits out fish bone) oh im sorry we call that earthquake
Guest Ray Posted November 6, 2004 Report Posted November 6, 2004 The episode where Bart makes a long-distance call to Australia. The booting and so forth. I can't believe I can't think of the name of that episode.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 6, 2004 Report Posted November 6, 2004 "Bart VS Australia". The day that I hear someone in this country speak like that, I'll let you know.
Precious Roy Posted November 6, 2004 Report Posted November 6, 2004 I'm a big fan of "You only move twice" Not sure why exactly, but that's always the first episode I think of when thinking of great ones, it just cracks me up
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