skullman80 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Why is that Mike guy from Road Rules/Real World a tough enough contestant..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Whoa...Booker's getting a push on Smackdown...I might have to tune in again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 I don't know about you guys but.....I really don't give a shit about any of these TE guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Ok...need some guidance guys...usually after work I head to the bar to catch RAW, have a drink and something to eat, then go home. Should I just go straight home? Goto Burger King for the Chicken Crisp sandwish then go rent some porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Foley's next book is titled "Orton hears a Wooooo!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The Human Death Sentence??! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 How can an unbeatable group lose both of their matches tonight? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background. Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby ... which upsets the Quaker State dog, who proceeds to bite Grisham in the nads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Flair better be careful where he goes, he might get arrested for streetwalking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Hilariously enough --- Trish is actually dead-on accurate. -=Mike WWE seems to think we should sympathize with Lita for being a complete idiot. Historically, has anybody received heel heet for being incredibly stupid? Because I think Lita is not that far off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Hopefully Orton has taken tips from Rico on how to beat Flair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background. Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 I don't know about you guys but.....I really don't give a shit about any of these TE guys. Well you'd better start, since it's going to get 2 full segments on Smackdown for the next 2 months. Or just start watching Survivor and CSI on Thursdays... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background. Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that? I think you're the frontrunner for the win, honestly. That was good stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Hilariously enough --- Trish is actually dead-on accurate. -=Mike WWE seems to think we should sympathize with Lita for being a complete idiot. Historically, has anybody received heel heet for being incredibly stupid? Because I think Lita is not that far off. Team her with Sting. They are made for one another. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Out of all the hosses since Lesnar and Batista, anybody else agree with me that Snitsky is the best so far? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Lita fucked up her wedding vows...when READING THEM OFF PAPER. I think she's far surpassed being a complete idiot and halfway into the zone of total retard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 If I go to BK to get the Chikwich...can...umm....I take it over to Bishoffs??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Keller: "-Trish gave Lita some insincere backhanded compliments, suggesting she ruined the careers of both Matt Hardy and Kane, and then said "as a friend, you should be concerned about your pregnancy weight, because you're looking a little chubby." Lita reacted with more rage to that comment than anything Kane did to her. She threw Trish onto a table backstage and began beating on her." Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Buy some action figures from Jakks Pacific...WHO WE ARE SUING RIGHT NOW!! There's a Smaffles figure there, too. Hm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background. Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that? Okay, I just read that for the first time. *taps out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Lita fucked up her wedding vows...when READING THEM OFF PAPER. I think she's far surpassed being a complete idiot and halfway into the zone of total retard. I can't wait for the Eugene/Lita vs Trish/Snitsky matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Hopefully Orton has taken tips from Rico on how to beat Flair. Something HBK has to yet to do on his own on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat! Women according to Brian Gerwitz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 'Cause taping the Coach/Bishoff/ and Burger King orgy would make me MAD MONEY!!! Plus, they could recap all next week on RAW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 The Directv Commerical for SS is pretty awesome. A catyclismic orgy of aggression.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Buy some action figures from Jakks Pacific...WHO WE ARE SUING RIGHT NOW!! There's a Smaffles figure there, too. Hm. Those little blue guys who gang banged the only female and ran away from Gargamel? It's 13 dollar hooker Ric Flair! HE FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW ROBE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Is that another 15,000 dollar robe?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Flair is walking like a hooker who just had to do anal earlier that night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Keller: "-Trish gave Lita some insincere backhanded compliments, suggesting she ruined the careers of both Matt Hardy and Kane, and then said "as a friend, you should be concerned about your pregnancy weight, because you're looking a little chubby." Lita reacted with more rage to that comment than anything Kane did to her. She threw Trish onto a table backstage and began beating on her." Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat! That's most women. >_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
