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Monster Job Of The Week... am I the only one who gets the jokes?

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Can anybody explain why he's getting the uber-push?

    -=Mike

It's the Sid Vicious Complex

 

They need to start calling him Gene Mayhem to drive home the point.

Snitsky is missing the Gericurl Mullet of Bad MFerdom and the INSANE TWITCH!~

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You just know that on RAW in two weeks that Snitsky should come out and say

 

"I know that Bush/Kerry lost the election but it's NOT MY FAULT"

 

"The War in Iraq is NOT MY FAULT"

 

"Look, I was there to tell Franklin Roosevelt and I did it. What happened is NOT MY FAULT"

 

Is it fair to say that my jokes suck?

dieplz

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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Tell the English majors at WWE that the apostrophes aren't used for regular plural nouns, unless "French Maid's" is a possessive I don't know about.

 

 

Hey, Lita is in the X-Zone! oh never mind just a black wall

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Hilariously enough --- Trish is actually dead-on accurate.

-=Mike

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Ok...need some guidance guys...usually after work I head to the bar to catch RAW, have a drink and something to eat, then go home. Should I just go straight home?

Guest LooneyTune
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Trish making fun of Lita never gets old. CAT FIGHT!!!

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So Lita is now the Career destroyer?

Team her with Randy Orton.

-=Mike

...It'd stop Flair, at least...

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You just know that on RAW in two weeks that Snitsky should come out and say

 

"I know that Bush/Kerry lost the election but it's NOT MY FAULT"

 

"The War in Iraq is NOT MY FAULT"

 

"Look, I was there to tell Franklin Roosevelt and I did it. What happened is NOT MY FAULT"

 

Is it fair to say that my jokes suck?

Yes

 

 

But don't worry, it's not your fault.

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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Guest LooneyTune
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Booker T turned babyface again? Wow...he's whooping everyones ass.

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Ok...need some guidance guys...usually after work I head to the bar to catch RAW, have a drink and something to eat, then go home. Should I just go straight home?

Well, it's amusing in a car wreck kind of way.

Raw: There's NOTHING we won't recap!

"Next, on the Afterburn Redux..."

-=Mike

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby

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He worked his age, isn't that what wrestling is all about??

They didn't know this BEFORE INVITING HIM OUT?

-=Mike

Guest Mr. Wrestling
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So Lita is now the Career destroyer?

To be fair, Lita isn't Bobby Heenan. Careers don't take off when they get around her.

 

Let's look at who she's been associated with.

 

1. Essa Rios- Never went anywhere and is back in Mexico

2. Matt Hardy- Jobbed to hell

3. Jeff Hardy- Jobbing to Jeff Jarrett and Monty Brown on TNA

4. Kane- Dead prior to Lita but why not include him?

 

 

I'll stick to serious analysis

 

Did Brian (guy who tore his tricep) get signed because he didn't give up or some wacky shit like that?

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