Trick Or Treating For All Hallow's Ween

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Well, Halloween is already upon us. Damn did October fly this back already? But seriously, I know we all maybe tons older than radioitonal trick-or-treaters, but hey free candy can't go wrong right? So I'll be pulling out my old Dubya mask I use to egg cars and slash tires on Devils Night and going trick or treating myself. I might also be taking my friend's nephew out too with her, so I guess that will make this look a little more normal. Ah, to be a KID agaib.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I'll be giving candy out, but seeing how I have the lone Bush/Cheney yard sign in the neighborhood, I doubt I'll get any visitors...

[2GOLD 0]

If anyone gives candy to someone above the age of 15, they should be slapped with a bag full of hard candy apples.

 

Then egged.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I'm workng tonight and tomorrow, so there will be no passing out candy or trick-or-treating for me. Last year I passed out candy, which was a bad idea. The kids didn't get too much, due to my eating a majority of said candy.

[1234-5678 0]

If anyone gives candy to someone above the age of 15, they should be slapped with a bag full of hard candy apples.

 

Then egged.

On the same page, anyone over 15 who goes out trick or treating should be slipped the Reese's Cup with a good ol razor blade in it.

[Slayer 0]

15? Hell I'd put the age cap around 11 or 12

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'm 18, and me, my girlfriend, my buddy Jason, and his girlfriend are all going Trick or Treating together.

 

Fuck you, it's Hallo-fucking-ween, and it's free fucking candy. BLOW ME.

[the max 0]

The worst are the fucks that not only go trick-or-treating, but who destroy people's property after they get candy from them.

 

Assholes.

[1234-5678 0]

Or the slacker teens who don't even bother putting on a costume. One guy last year just carried around a basketball. "Yeah, I'm a basketball player." Oh yeah? Get the fuck out of my yard.

[the max 0]

I judge kids costumes and dish out the candy accordingly. As a result, the kids in the neighborhood have taken to having some cool costumes already (our neighborhood had a few kids last night). One kid was dressed as Johnny Damon, with a wig and huge beard. I gave him almost half the bag.

 

Any teenaged looking kids get kicked out. Nothing from me, and I watch them until they leave the property.

[2GOLD 0]

We have a special bowl of freezer burnt candy and another of stale as hell candy. This is for the people who decide they would like free candy on a day for kids.

 

You know how I go trick or treating?

Go to the store, buy the stuff at discount and eat it.

 

The end.

[the max 0]

I do the same thing.

 

I hit up Target for Reese's Cups for 80% off. They have a combination bag of Swedish Fish, Sour Patch Kids and something else that I'm literally salivating over. Sure, I could go buy it now, but if I can have it for 80% off, why not?

[dubq 0]

All Hallow's Ween?

[Guest shis]

Yeah man your right, I am going to out to get me some free candy.

 

*Goes out and buys BUM costume*

[Lightning Flik 0]

I know a lot of teens that go out trick-or-treating still around where I live.

 

They get candy. Just less than a little kid do.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

There's nothing wrong with people aged 12 to 18 going out on Halloween. This will be the last year I'll be going out, save for taking my nieces and nephew, possibly, so I'm trying to make the most of it. I wish the people I'm going with wanted to be something other than vampires, though. That's too generic. Originally, the plan was all to be cowboys and such, which woulda been fucking cool (since I have a ton of capguns modeled after old Winchester Rifles and Colts), but nooooo.

[Ced 0]

Come Monday, I will be hoarding as much discounted candy I can afford at the local supermarket. Thank you, you beautiful, superfluous holiday.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

All Hallow's Ween?

I know.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well, Halloween is already upon us. Damn did October fly this back already? But seriously, I know we all maybe tons older than radioitonal trick-or-treaters, but hey free candy can't go wrong right? So I'll be pulling out my old Dubya mask I use to egg cars and slash tires on Devils Night and going trick or treating myself. I might also be taking my friend's nephew out too with her, so I guess that will make this look a little more normal. Ah, to be a KID agaib.

You mean you're not?!?!?