Dynamite Kido

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Banders, everybody wants people to be in awe of them like people are in awe of subliminal_animal...but for the love of god you need to realize that direct rip offs look really, really bad.

 

Furthermore, don't send me private messages about how you riled me up in our little flame battle, or how you won or anything. Nobody won because we both sucked. But you sucked more and you should retire from this board until you get yourself half a personality of your own.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Banders, everybody wants people to be in awe of them like people are in awe of subliminal_animal...but for the love of god you need to realize that direct rip offs look really, really bad.

 

Furthermore, don't send me private messages about how you riled me up in our little flame battle, or how you won or anything. Nobody won because we both sucked. But you sucked more and you should retire from this board until you get yourself half a personality of your own.

First off, to MrRant: I'll stop posting when you stop ripping off Alfdogg.

 

Now Thumbtack....I am not ripping anyone off. I was just making a little joke. Do I need to put smileys to make it obvious to you? Maybe I will the next time, just especially for you.

 

I do have personality. Everyone seems so up-and-at-em at me it's like mice on cheese. And buddy, you act real nice in private messages, but I guess you have to act like some sort of loser bully here to show up for your net pals.

 

And here's the thing.....you admitted you suck and I suck. I admit you suck and I DON'T suck. So who wins now, hmmm?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

By the way, Dynamite Kido seems like a really cool guy from what posts of his I've read, you on the other hand need to lighten up, seriously.

You on the other hand, seem like a huge dick who coincidentyally doesn't have one.

 

 

1.  What you say looks wrong because you can't spell.

Typos are different than can't spell. Weak, weak, weak dude.

 

2.  Kido is MY yes man?  HOLY SHIT!

It changes like the wind. You can be each other's yes-girls if you want.

 

 

1.  Shut the fuck up or the people from my inner circle will abduct and kill you......and most of them are sadistic midgets from the South.

Wow, midget jokes. The last bastion of message board averageness. Maybe we need crack, hooker and AIDS jokes

 

2.  I have no inner circle.

Doesn't look like it anymore, you exposed loser.

 

3.  I would say that your gimmick sucks, but I don't know if it's a gimmick or your a fucking turd.

How is your mentally retarded person gimmick going?

 

4.  This thread proves the fact that AOO doesn't like me, and I still find him more entertaining than you.

Wow, you won't grovel at his feet. Points for that? Hey, AOO if you're reading turn Kido's custom subtitle into "history's number one bitch". There's girls who were burned on the Salem witch trials who ain't got nothin' on him.

 

5.  Hey Laz, I know it would help you "metal" image to kill animals and all, but fluffy wasn't my dog.  She was a hooker I beat up and will be sending to your home via air mail.  Yes, I have several connections.

Hey a hooker joke. Don't worry, you can always edit the crack and AIDS jokes in later.

 

6.  Banders.......you have WILL FUCKING SMITH in your avatar.  I'm not black,  nobody refers to me as "The Fresh Prince", and I will not let you have sex with me.

So liking an actor means you want to have sex with him? I can't wait to see the all-girl dramas you feel safe going to.

 

that is all.

All for you, then you're correct.

 

 

You aren't a very smart man are you?

This coming from the fag that brings his wrestling gimmick all over the board. Hey, just a little FYI....if you do a Eugene gimmick, your name should be EUGENE not EUGENEMARK. Tool.

 

This flame war is special, in the Olympic sense.

Very much so.

Hey a page with an error on it. Meatwad, this has to be your funniest joke yet, mostly because for once we've been spared it.

 

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny' date=' uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me.  [/quote']

Now you know how I feel about you. Perfectly spoken, even if it wasn't perfectly spelled.

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny, uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me. 

Wait, what's that I see there! Well, that sure isn't a typo! Didn't AOO say he was going for Halloween dressed at June Cleaver? You better tell him someone's not like his family!

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Double post.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Now Thumbtack....I am not ripping anyone off. I was just making a little joke. Do I need to put smileys to make it obvious to you? Maybe I will the next time, just especially for you.

 

I do have personality. Everyone seems so up-and-at-em at me it's like mice on cheese. And buddy, you act real nice in private messages, but I guess you have to act like some sort of loser bully here to show up for your net pals.

 

And here's the thing.....you admitted you suck and I suck. I admit you suck and I DON'T suck. So who wins now, hmmm?

 

Well, you could always just you the old "whoosh" stand by. I suppose if that were applicable here, you could edit your post to do that.

 

Let's compare our "public" dealings, with out "private' dealings, based on the PM's that I still have in my inbox:

 

1. Oct 14 2004, 09:49 PM

 

Hey D-bag, I ought to ace you.

 

2. Most dates unknown, but quite irrelevant all the same.

 

you

What is goatce? You can just tell me....I have a feeling it's nasty so I really don't need a picture. huh.gif

 

Me:

 

Words cannot describe the sheer majesty that is Goatce

 

just do a google image search. and you are correct it is nasty, but it's the only way to truly know what it is.

 

You:

 

[quiote]Is it a guy having sex with a goat? If it's not, then I suppose I will search for it. Why is it "Goatce" anyway? And how nasty is it, on a scale of nastiest things you've ever seen?

 

Me:

 

it isn't goat sex. and it is nowhere near the nastiest thing I've ever seen. It's morbid and fascinating medical stuff really.

 

it's goatce because his site was goatce.cx - say that website as one word fast to get the joke there.

 

You:

 

I just found this exchange in my old PM folder. You seemed like a cool guy back then. Sorry for having that fight with you and ruining Incandenza's thread a while back, but it was your fault and you were kind of being a jackass. But whatever water under the bridge, I'm fine with you if you're fine with me. Cool?

 

Me:

 

That wasn't a fight. It's been a very long time since I've 'fought' on a message board, and it took a hell of a lot more than anything you could muster to piss me off enough.

 

This isn't the kind of forum for people to take shit seriously.

 

Me:

 

I call that a fight and I could tell I rattled you well.

 

My last pm on the subject. Not yet replied:

 

You can call it and think of it whatever and however you feel the need to.

 

That is the extent, to my knowledge, of our communications via private messages. Now let's pull up postings we've made to each other since you fell in love with me.

 

First, we have this gem of a thread, where we both acted like retards and tried to wreck our standing on this forum. Although I will say that I damn sure have more points to lost than you do. Anyway.

 

And then we have

this thread in which I made a clever reply to your silly original post.

 

Now, I don't see how I was being all kissy kissy nice nice in pm's with you when I was basically trying to direct you to something that could very well stay with you forever. Not to mention the fact that I was basially being very matter of fact about everything, and not particular friendly or assholish at all.

 

Who was it that PM'd who to make nice on this retarded little fued?

 

As far as this goes

 

but I guess you have to act like some sort of loser bully here to show up for your net pals.

 

If you think I've been bullying you in any way shape or form, you need take a long look in the mirror, Then maybe bust your head into it a couple times to knock some sense into yourself.

 

As far as net pals on TSM? I can very easily count the number of people from here that I ever talk to for the purpose of being online 'friends':

 

slayer, Nevermortal, Frozen block of piss. The only other contact I've really had is with Agent about some cd trades, but that doesn't count.

 

I'm sure none of them concern themselves with what I do on this forum.

 

And that last part is wrong to. I sucked in that one thread. You suck in all of them, and frankly, I'm getting a bit tired of correcting you, so I hope to make this my last post on the matter. Capice?

[Slayer 0]

Dammit, I was having a nice conversation with TSM's answer to SmarterChild, then Banders had to go and fuck it up

[Guest Nanks]

Banders, please stop posting. You have killed the last 5 minutes of my life sifting through your various stupid fucking posts. I don't want that to happen again.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

You on the other hand, seem like a huge dick who coincidentyally doesn't have one.

 

WOW, dick jokes.........your really trying hard there Banders.

 

2.  Kido is MY yes man?  HOLY SHIT!

 

It changes like the wind. You can be each other's yes-girls if you want.

 

 

 

(Dynamite Kido @ punch your gay ass in the mouth)

1.  Shut the fuck up or the people from my inner circle will abduct and kill you......and most of them are sadistic midgets from the South.

 

 

Wow, midget jokes. The last bastion of message board averageness. Maybe we need crack, hooker and AIDS jokes

 

Then I'll be average then Banders, the majority of the board here would agree that you are below average.

 

Me > You

 

 

 

2.  I have no inner circle.

 

 

Doesn't look like it anymore, you exposed loser.

 

Yeeeeeaaaah, your really exposed me Banders........you fucking suck.

 

 

3.  I would say that your gimmick sucks, but I don't know if it's a gimmick or your a fucking turd.

 

 

How is your mentally retarded person gimmick going?

 

Unlike you I don't get myself over with a lame ass gimmick......I could care less if people think I'm interesting or not, especially because of a fake internet personality. You on the other hand...........

 

 

4.  This thread proves the fact that AOO doesn't like me, and I still find him more entertaining than you.

 

 

Wow, you won't grovel at his feet. Points for that? Hey, AOO if you're reading turn Kido's custom subtitle into "history's number one bitch". There's girls who were burned on the Salem witch trials who ain't got nothin' on him.

 

No it's not groveling. I could careless what anyone here thinks about me. You on the other hand....try to hard.

 

 

5.  Hey Laz, I know it would help you "metal" image to kill animals and all, but fluffy wasn't my dog.  She was a hooker I beat up and will be sending to your home via air mail.  Yes, I have several connections.

 

 

Hey a hooker joke. Don't worry, you can always edit the crack and AIDS jokes in later.

 

Dude, you have quite the obsession with Crack and AIDS.

 

 

 

6.  Banders.......you have WILL FUCKING SMITH in your avatar.  I'm not black,  nobody refers to me as "The Fresh Prince", and I will not let you have sex with me.

 

 

So liking an actor means you want to have sex with him? I can't wait to see the all-girl dramas you feel safe going to.

 

Dude, you wouldn't like the all girl dramas. No black male rappers for you to drool over........

 

 

that is all.

 

 

All for you, then you're correct.

 

WTF? Are you 8 years old?

 

 

 

(EugeneMark)

You aren't a very smart man are you?

 

 

This coming from the fag that brings his wrestling gimmick all over the board. Hey, just a little FYI....if you do a Eugene gimmick, your name should be EUGENE not EUGENEMARK. Tool.

 

Hello Mr. Pot.....meet Mr. Keddle.

 

 

(Dynamite Kido)

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny, uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me. 

 

 

Now you know how I feel about you. Perfectly spoken, even if it wasn't perfectly spelled.

 

Wow, spelling...........original man.............try harder.

 

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny, uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me. 

 

 

Wait, what's that I see there! Well, that sure isn't a typo! Didn't AOO say he was going for Halloween dressed at June Cleaver? You better tell him someone's not like his family!

 

Way to ignore my point Banders. F- for posting.

[Black Lushus 0]

Dynamite, you're my boy and all but...it's "kettle" not "keddle"

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh man, there's no way I'm reading through all this shit -- what have I missed?...

[Black Lushus 0]

trust me kkk, it's not even worth rehashing...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Dynamite Kido, Banders, and I have just been acting tha fool the last few days on the interweb.

 

Now you're up to date.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Dynamite, you're my boy and all but...it's "kettle" not "keddle"

Damn it. I know Lushus.....I put it that way on purpose. I wanted to see Banders go on a six page rant about my spelling. On second thought.........thank you for saving us from that.

[Black Lushus 0]

shit I'm sorry...but yeah it is good in a way, I inadvertantly saved us from more crap from him...

[Ted the Poster 0]

I like how you guys are fighting over who is less original, and then on the current page of this thread you have both managed to seemingly ripoff MikeSC.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Banders, you should give Dynamite Kido your address and have him come and fight you. It's the only way to solve things.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Banders, you should give Dynamite Kido your address and have him come and fight you. It's the only way to solve things.

Yeah, and video it so we can have some of the elder statesmen of the board judge who the winner of...whatever you're fighting over...really is.

 

Otherwise it's pretty worthless.

[justsoyouknow 0]

It'll be like BumFights, only gayer.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I could careless about this anymore. I'm now more of a fuckwad since this started.....and I don't know why it did. I'm done with this........I could give a shit anymore.

 

Banders........you win. Your the greatest poster ever*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not really...........

[TheBigSwigg 0]

QUOTE (TheBigSwigg)

1.  What you say looks wrong because you can't spell.

 

 

Typos are different than can't spell. Weak, weak, weak dude.

 

PROOF READ

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Those were some exceptionally bad comebacks from Dynamite Kido. He needs to take a couple days off to retool.

[Guest Banders Kennany Mark]

By the way, Dynamite Kido seems like a really cool guy from what posts of his I've read, you on the other hand need to lighten up, seriously.

You on the other hand, seem like a huge dick who coincidentyally doesn't have one.

 

 

1.  What you say looks wrong because you can't spell.

Typos are different than can't spell. Weak, weak, weak dude.

 

2.  Kido is MY yes man?  HOLY SHIT!

It changes like the wind. You can be each other's yes-girls if you want.

 

 

1.  Shut the fuck up or the people from my inner circle will abduct and kill you......and most of them are sadistic midgets from the South.

Wow, midget jokes. The last bastion of message board averageness. Maybe we need crack, hooker and AIDS jokes

 

2.  I have no inner circle.

Doesn't look like it anymore, you exposed loser.

 

3.  I would say that your gimmick sucks, but I don't know if it's a gimmick or your a fucking turd.

How is your mentally retarded person gimmick going?

 

4.  This thread proves the fact that AOO doesn't like me, and I still find him more entertaining than you.

Wow, you won't grovel at his feet. Points for that? Hey, AOO if you're reading turn Kido's custom subtitle into "history's number one bitch". There's girls who were burned on the Salem witch trials who ain't got nothin' on him.

 

5.  Hey Laz, I know it would help you "metal" image to kill animals and all, but fluffy wasn't my dog.  She was a hooker I beat up and will be sending to your home via air mail.  Yes, I have several connections.

Hey a hooker joke. Don't worry, you can always edit the crack and AIDS jokes in later.

 

6.  Banders.......you have WILL FUCKING SMITH in your avatar.  I'm not black,  nobody refers to me as "The Fresh Prince", and I will not let you have sex with me.

So liking an actor means you want to have sex with him? I can't wait to see the all-girl dramas you feel safe going to.

 

that is all.

All for you, then you're correct.

 

 

You aren't a very smart man are you?

This coming from the fag that brings his wrestling gimmick all over the board. Hey, just a little FYI....if you do a Eugene gimmick, your name should be EUGENE not EUGENEMARK. Tool.

 

This flame war is special, in the Olympic sense.

Very much so.

Hey a page with an error on it. Meatwad, this has to be your funniest joke yet, mostly because for once we've been spared it.

 

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny' date=' uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me.  [/quote']

Now you know how I feel about you. Perfectly spoken, even if it wasn't perfectly spelled.

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny, uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me. 

Wait, what's that I see there! Well, that sure isn't a typo! Didn't AOO say he was going for Halloween dressed at June Cleaver? You better tell him someone's not like his family!

Dyanimite Kido is a piece of crap

 

Good job at putting that pointless pile of crap in his place Banders.

 

I got your back

[Guest Banders Kennany Mark]

By the way, Dynamite Kido seems like a really cool guy from what posts of his I've read, you on the other hand need to lighten up, seriously.

You on the other hand, seem like a huge dick who coincidentyally doesn't have one.

 

 

1.  What you say looks wrong because you can't spell.

Typos are different than can't spell. Weak, weak, weak dude.

 

2.  Kido is MY yes man?  HOLY SHIT!

It changes like the wind. You can be each other's yes-girls if you want.

 

 

1.  Shut the fuck up or the people from my inner circle will abduct and kill you......and most of them are sadistic midgets from the South.

Wow, midget jokes. The last bastion of message board averageness. Maybe we need crack, hooker and AIDS jokes

 

2.  I have no inner circle.

Doesn't look like it anymore, you exposed loser.

 

3.  I would say that your gimmick sucks, but I don't know if it's a gimmick or your a fucking turd.

How is your mentally retarded person gimmick going?

 

4.  This thread proves the fact that AOO doesn't like me, and I still find him more entertaining than you.

Wow, you won't grovel at his feet. Points for that? Hey, AOO if you're reading turn Kido's custom subtitle into "history's number one bitch". There's girls who were burned on the Salem witch trials who ain't got nothin' on him.

 

5.  Hey Laz, I know it would help you "metal" image to kill animals and all, but fluffy wasn't my dog.  She was a hooker I beat up and will be sending to your home via air mail.  Yes, I have several connections.

Hey a hooker joke. Don't worry, you can always edit the crack and AIDS jokes in later.

 

6.  Banders.......you have WILL FUCKING SMITH in your avatar.  I'm not black,  nobody refers to me as "The Fresh Prince", and I will not let you have sex with me.

So liking an actor means you want to have sex with him? I can't wait to see the all-girl dramas you feel safe going to.

 

that is all.

All for you, then you're correct.

 

 

You aren't a very smart man are you?

This coming from the fag that brings his wrestling gimmick all over the board. Hey, just a little FYI....if you do a Eugene gimmick, your name should be EUGENE not EUGENEMARK. Tool.

 

This flame war is special, in the Olympic sense.

Very much so.

Hey a page with an error on it. Meatwad, this has to be your funniest joke yet, mostly because for once we've been spared it.

 

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny' date=' uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me.  [/quote']

Now you know how I feel about you. Perfectly spoken, even if it wasn't perfectly spelled.

 

You apparently follow around every thread that has anything to do with me and comment or flame bait me.  You not funny, uncleaver, and honestly you annoy me. 

Wait, what's that I see there! Well, that sure isn't a typo! Didn't AOO say he was going for Halloween dressed at June Cleaver? You better tell him someone's not like his family!

Dyanimite Kido is a piece of crap

 

Good job at putting that pointless pile of crap in his place Banders.

 

I got your back

Banders consider yourself Christian and I'm your Viscera

[justsoyouknow 0]

2/10

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse.....

[Guest EugeneMark]

You aren't a very smart man are you?

This coming from the fag that brings his wrestling gimmick all over the board. Hey, just a little FYI....if you do a Eugene gimmick, your name should be EUGENE not EUGENEMARK. Tool.

 

Mr Banders you are starting to make me mad. Mr Banders I think you are confused because you are so stupid. Why are you typing some words in all caps? That doesn't make sense. Why do you put my name in all caps? I know what my name is. Don't call me a fag either you butthead.

[Guest Nanks]

Is there any way of locking these people in this thread??

[MrRant 0]

We could just contain them to HD...

[Slayer 0]

There's not enough fuckin go'in on in this thread

[theintensifier 0]

Apparently I don't have a penis. My overwhelming intensity was just too much for it.

 

By the way, what ever happend to Banders?