You're all fucking mororns

[Thoth]

DSeirously, we write shit for a fed, and a iI grad eyou sometimes

 

And really what it sthte point?

 

I mean, seioruslyt, no one is going to fucking reaf this and think we are good writes or shit

 

And it's not like we are angel fucking demar in real life coming off the ufcking top ropes or some tshit

 

Thoth was a cool chaarcter buti Men whe wasn't like god though I beat Tom Flesher and he dsucked ass

 

We shoudl bring back stubby mcweed so I can tell him I fired him because I felt like it and then we can wrestle and I win bcause stubby jacks off to asian women he needs to represent his own race which lisis like the cuauacsisoisnss

 

I thnik thta we should form a novel wiritng league where we ewrite like, nmovles and then we write them, and read them and read them back and discuss

 

Because wreally that is the point oif this fed is to read and write, andb utubut we don't do enough reading, we need to acknowledge reach other's presences and wwfind some leel and pon which we can respect ecachpt pthother

 

Because righ now Spiek still sucks ass and we need to fix that

 

Toxxic is a homo

[Justice]

Thoth is drunk off his ass. Amazing.

 

Edit:

 

Because righ now Spiek still sucks ass and we need to fix that

 

That was the best quote I've heard in a long time.

[muzz]

I WONDER IF HE'S A NICE DRUNK.

[Thoth]

HOW baaouhtt you go fuck yourself you dunk[pkb aysusiuse shit

I mena whu foens;t rthe rreutn rbuttn send meessaages

Stop fuckuing gf my giurlufndufrbdndd

AIDS AIDSA DIDAID ISAA EVEYTONE HAS ADIs

AIDSA DIS AIDS

I AM WHI OAIUAM AIA SA IDnrbk

Do not call the ambulanbce i a fine

Nubtut I havin am having a orrorloiiccking good time

[Guest Suicide King]

Genius. Or madness. Or both.

[Thoth]

I could uoutwittye you drunk

 

We never wrot eKing

 

YUou freak

 

Tell us about the girl you fucked who lked to talk about nromal daily shit during sex

 

That shit awas htot

[Guest Suicide King]

...

 

huh?

[A Happy Medium]

Wow. Hey, Thoth. What have you been dirnkking? We're both white, so we keep a catalogue of what we've had and how much of it.

 

Oh, and for later reference, I am fabulous at typing whilst drunk. A bit more typos, but that's me anyway.

[Thoth]

hshwowo

 

IU tiredd to type dshowwff but I tjguicmedk it up

 

shgwoff

 

Dmami ti anca type

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This si gun okay u you none of you will lisrne to me

[Use Your Illusion]

Man, you're drunk on the internet. You are so cool.

 

Really.

[Ace309]

Well, yeah. Thoth's just cool like that.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This is way better when I do it.

 

K.

[Thoth]

Man, you're drunk on the internet. You are so cool.

 

Really.

Who the fuck is this turd?

[Ace309]

Easy there, Thoth. I know the hangover's miserable, but there's no need to take it out on UYI.

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

What the hell?

[Toxxic]

Thoth just wants me.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This thread is even more exquisitely painful now. Goddamn it, Thoth. You're a terrible fucking drunk.

 

Drunk.

 

K.

[TheBostonStrangler]

Five bucks said he faked it.

[A Happy Medium]

I'm gonna go with Strangler on this one.

[5_moves_of_doom]

Strangler is in the right here.

 

I'll put another five bucks on the fact that Thoth doesn't actually exist.

[Thoth]

I wasn't faking. But this was the first time I was drunk, so I was going overboard.

[JST]

I'm entertained.

 

*goes back outside

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

At least I'm a funny drunk on the internet. I come up with things like 'Kriptoramanass' and 'We are the Bored. You will be Kriptoramanassimilated. Resistance is fertile.'

 

You're more interesting sober, Thoth.