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I can't believe I'm the first person to declare that this show fucking sucks.

Not as great as people are making it out to be, but it does has some good funny spots. It definitley "doesn't fucking suck".

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Between this and the comment about how Ice was so similar to him a couple of episodes ago:

 

Lindsay: People hear the name Tobias, they think big black guy.

 

Tobias: Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy.

 

Haha.

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Between this and the comment about how Ice was so similar to him a couple of episodes ago:

 

Lindsay: People hear the name Tobias, they think big black guy.

 

Tobias: Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy.

 

Haha.

Ha indeed. That reminded me of the episode where they hired a publicist to increase their public image.

 

[after the publicist has just told the family that Michael is the most likeable member of the family]

Publicist: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.

Tobias: Well, that leaves me out.

[silence, everyone stares]

Tobias: She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single.

  • 4 weeks later...
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Michael- Lindsey did that hit your foot, it's bleeding?

Lindsey- My foot is bleeding?

Narrator- Teamocil may cause sensory numbness

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Michael- Lindsey did that hit your foot, it's bleeding?

Lindsey- My foot is bleeding?

Narrator- Teamocil may cause sensory numbness

Lindsay: Michael, I could’ve sworn I just saw Dad. Or not. I think hallucination is one of those side effects of Teamocil.

 

Narrator: It isn’t.

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Once again, AD presented television perfection...in my opinion.

 

-"Gob's own father had only once played catch with him...and it ended as badly as any game of catch, could end."

-"WHITE POWER!!!"

 

GobCatch.gif

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Tobias: All right, fellas, look, I know you know nothing but a life on the street. But I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. The joy of the stage. So, maybe you could, uh, start je-taying, and stop... je-terrorizing me.

 

Barry: Good news, and even better news. Your company’s stock is unfrozen, and my lawsuit against the L.A. Kings is moving forward.

Michael: How did that happen?

Barry: Ah, maybe I stood above Plexiglas and a puck hit me. It could happen.

 

Tobias: No, no, no. The club. I was dancing with what turned out to be the club’s owner, and he was looking to sell. Oh, he-he really, really did look like a woman. But anywho, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it’s in a terrifying neighborhood?!

 

Tobias: (Sighing.) Well, I suppose I could just paint over “Mary.”

 

Narrator: Indeed, Starla and Buster did hit it off well, Buster being a sweeter, more supportive man than she was used to, and Starla being a woman that wasn’t 70.

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Not as good as last week, but still damn hilarious.

 

Tobias: And the worst part is Lindsey's out there chasing some successful actor: television's Frank Wrench. I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man!

Michael: Oh, I think she knows that.

 

GOB: He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition. And I hate the guy, but at least he's got balls. Satiny and smooth, probably.

 

Tobias: They're literally blue, not sad.

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'Gob, I'm hunting for my wife!'

That whole exchange about the rifle leading to that was great, too.

 

Also loved Rob Corddry and Bryce (!) from Joe Schmo 2.

 

MOSES TAYLOR HUNTS PEOPLE.

Guest Askewniverse
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Lucille: "You're ashamed to be with me."

Gob: "No, I'm only ashamed to be seen with you."

Posted

The name Moses Taylor was classic.

 

Michael - "Are you gonna get off and do your little dance too?"

 

Gob - "No, I hurt my ancle yesterday shooting hoops or something."

*cut to Gob in Buster's room with Gob doing that dance*

""CAK-A-CAK-A-CAK-A-CAW!!!"

Guest Askewniverse
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George (to Sitwell): "Looks like my son is gonna be sticking it to your daughter."

 

Tobias: "I'm trying to do the right thing for my wife."

Michael: "You shot her in the ass with four grams of tranquilizer."

 

(after failing at a prank phone call attempt)

George-Michael: "How did you know it was me?"

Michael: "Well, when you called, you said 'Hi, Dad'."

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