The OAO "HHH wants respect" from RAW Thread

[Exslade ZX 0]

they cut out some of the match! You can all rejoice

[Guest MikeSC]

They're in Austin, tonight?

 

Any bets on Ross slipping and calling it "AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!"?

-=Mike

[CanadianChris 0]

Audio track: "R-K-O!!!"

 

Crowd: "..."

[Guest Quik]

Randy needs back-up. I think Maven could really even up the odds.

[razazteca 0]

With that Juicebox thing, do you get the same track Ashlee used for lip-synching on SNL?

          -=Mike

There's gotta be a joke involving "juice" and "WWE" around somewhere

Just let it B.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I have no idea who is going to win the main event Sunday.

 

I like Batista and Gene Snitsky and Edge.

 

I like Benoit and Jericho.

 

So I guess 3-2, I go for the heel team.

 

Am I right?

[Ted the Poster 0]

You know what would be weird? If the Raw ramp was on the other side.

That'd be a great prank to pull on Flair during rehersals. He gets deliberately told the wrong entrance while sober, falls seven feet onto cables, and everybody calls him a drunk and laughs.

 

1 down, 3 to go

You, me, Quik and...?

[Guest MikeSC]

Randy needs back-up. I think Maven could really even up the odds.

The WWE has finally caught onto the heat train that Maven has been to date.

 

Who can forget those classic sketches he did with Torrie and Tajiri?

 

Oh, that's right. Everybody.

-=Mike

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I like the idea of starting Raw off with a big match.

 

But damn these two guys can't work.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"Please stop pushing HHH"

 

unless of course its off a cliff..

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Can anybody picture a RAW built around...Maven?

       -=Mike

Gray ring, gray ropes, gray set, every wrestler with monotone theme music... yeah, I can see it.

They could not be contained any longer...

 

Their fates, their paths, their destinies set in stone from day one...

 

 

MAVEN...

 

shot of THE DROPKICK~

 

 

GARRISON CADE...

 

shot of THE OTHER DROPKICK~

 

 

MARK JINDRAK

 

shot of THE OTHER OTHER DROPKICK~

 

 

and introducing...

 

THE VENERABLE TYSON REMINGTON TOMKO

 

shot of Tomko on screen, suddenly slipping and dropping out of screen...

 

 

 

 

Alone...they are nothing...

 

 

...but together they are....

 

 

 

BOOOOM!

 

...Maven & The Monotones.

 

 

 

 

You Will Beige For Mercy.

[The Czech Republic 0]

He did not fucking say it's a Texas-sized Monday Night Raw.

[Guest Quik]

It's a Texas-sized Raw. It's kinda like super-sized, but with half the carbs.

[Guest MikeSC]

I'm glad this is a Texas-sized RAW. That Rhode Island-sized one they had last week didn't do much for me.

-=Mike

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Odds that Bischoff introduces Steve Austin as the "Special Enforcer" for the SS Main Event tonight...

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

The crowd is for some reason hot. HHH will find a way to end that.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Randy needs back-up. I think Maven could really even up the odds.

The WWE has finally caught onto the heat train that Maven has been to date.

 

Who can forget those classic sketches he did with Torrie and Tajiri?

 

Oh, that's right. Everybody.

-=Mike

NO RAST NAME...RUST MAVEN!!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Randy needs back-up. I think Maven could really even up the odds.

The WWE has finally caught onto the heat train that Maven has been to date.

 

Who can forget those classic sketches he did with Torrie and Tajiri?

 

Oh, that's right. Everybody.

-=Mike

Evidently you can't .

[razazteca 0]

Was that suppose to be the pounce?

[Steviekick 0]

I have no idea who is going to win the main event Sunday.

 

I like Batista and Gene Snitsky and Edge.

 

I like Benoit and Jericho.

 

So I guess 3-2, I go for the heel team.

 

Am I right?

Survivor Series is this weekend? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

[Guest MikeSC]

Randy needs back-up. I think Maven could really even up the odds.

The WWE has finally caught onto the heat train that Maven has been to date.

 

Who can forget those classic sketches he did with Torrie and Tajiri?

 

Oh, that's right. Everybody.

-=Mike

Evidently you can't .

I have wicked flashbacks.

-=Mike

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Batista's gotta rail Orton?

[Ted the Poster 0]

With that Juicebox thing, do you get the same track Ashlee used for lip-synching on SNL?

          -=Mike

There's gotta be a joke involving "juice" and "WWE" around somewhere

I think every diva could go by the name "Juicebox" and nobody would see a difference.

 

Quik, was Victory Road actually good at all?

[Guest Quik]

"The Sensible Alpha-Male" Randy Orton. Where's the cheetah tights? POOOOOOOOUNNCE!!!!! RRRRRKKKKKKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

My birthday is at midnight. Hope Raw can deliver a memorable show before I go drinking.

[Guest MikeSC]

Man, I just realized how much better the Evolution theme worked for Orton's entrance. It's not even close.

-=Mike

...Who didn't like Evo theme that much...

[Guest Quik]

With that Juicebox thing, do you get the same track Ashlee used for lip-synching on SNL?

           -=Mike

There's gotta be a joke involving "juice" and "WWE" around somewhere

I think every diva could go by the name "Juicebox" and nobody would see a difference.

 

Quik, was Victory Road actually good at all?

I didn't watch it. I read the results... that doesn't stop me from using it as fodder for OAO Raw thread jokes.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

am I the only who hates the "Classic" term? When did it become a classic match?

 

Why not call it a "Elimination Match". They dont call it "The Classic Royal Rumble match"

[The Czech Republic 0]

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessag...17282053&page=2

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Victory Road Summary:

 

1/2 2000 WCW + 1/2 1999 WCW